Reminds me of a weird Lincoln story. For some reason, I don't exactly remember (this day/night was pretty hazy), I was sitting in the back of a guy's pickup in the McDonald's parking lot. There was a cooler of beer, and we were drinking.
Cop pulls up. We're like oh shit. Caught. Dead to rights. No reason for us to be sitting in that pickup drinking in that parking lot. Oh, and I was like 19.
Cop gets out. Driver of the pickup gets out. I'm just sitting there. Driver talks to the cop. Cop walks over, says, what do we have here. I'm just sitting there, like fuck. Welp. What can I say.
Driver looks at cop and says, hey, can we take off? Cop says sure, be careful.
We left. That's it.
I was like, what in the actual fuck.