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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: illiniray on July 29, 2020, 08:57:59 PM

Title: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 29, 2020, 08:57:59 PM: https://youtu.be/wdcS0Nbo7Ng
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 06, 2020, 11:01:29 AM: https://youtu.be/ut6CpuRXlnA
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on August 06, 2020, 02:23:02 PM: https://www.theonion.com/minneapolis-announces-plan-to-replace-police-officers-w-1844627586?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on August 06, 2020, 04:47:25 PM: Quote from: Custard on August 06, 2020, 02:23:02 PM
https://www.theonion.com/minneapolis-announces-plan-to-replace-police-officers-w-1844627586?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email

MN better watch out.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 06, 2020, 05:22:56 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on August 06, 2020, 04:47:25 PM
Quote from: Custard on August 06, 2020, 02:23:02 PM
https://www.theonion.com/minneapolis-announces-plan-to-replace-police-officers-w-1844627586?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email

MN better watch out.

I grew up with the Andy Griffith show. In Black and white.
I almost failed to capitalize Black. Close call there.
Respect the law. Dont break the law.
But I may just keep my ass and wallet out of Minneapolis to be on the safe side.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 07, 2020, 12:59:38 AM: https://youtu.be/ps_HEoyEyQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 07, 2020, 06:57:44 AM: Quote from: illiniray on August 07, 2020, 12:59:38 AM
https://youtu.be/ps_HEoyEyQQ

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No more carefree hours. No more peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
TY.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Chickengeorge on August 07, 2020, 08:22:51 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYv6YDRRELI
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on February 03, 2021, 12:31:06 PM: https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/02/03/yoshiro-mori-tokyo-olympics-sexist-comments/
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on February 03, 2021, 12:42:14 PM: Quote from: Custard on February 03, 2021, 12:31:06 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/02/03/yoshiro-mori-tokyo-olympics-sexist-comments/

Facts though
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on February 22, 2021, 11:41:43 AM: You know why we can land a helicopter on Mars, but can't turn on the lights in Texas?

Scientists run Mars; Republicans run Texas.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on February 22, 2021, 06:34:33 PM: Quote from: illiniray on February 22, 2021, 11:41:43 AM
You know why we can land a helicopter on Mars, but can't turn on the lights in Texas?

Scientists run Mars; Republicans run Texas.
Cohaagen runs Mars
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: IlliniGolf on February 22, 2021, 07:27:21 PM: Quote from: illiniray on February 22, 2021, 11:41:43 AM
You know why we can land a helicopter on Mars, but can't turn on the lights in Texas?

Scientists run Mars; Republicans run Texas.

Commiefornia with all their clean energy and Democrats are always having rolling black outs
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: IlliniGolf on February 22, 2021, 07:33:02 PM: Eff this guy and his shit pillows

https://ibb.co/88dG3WD
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on February 27, 2021, 05:16:53 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/tsSwrs6/15492-n.jpg)

Companion planting.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on March 15, 2021, 11:40:27 PM: https://youtu.be/TiBcwolNZME
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on March 20, 2021, 01:25:14 AM: https://youtu.be/cVsQLlk-T0s
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on March 23, 2021, 08:45:16 PM: Turn 40 in a few hours. Got this card in the mail this evening which helped soften the blow.

(https://i.ibb.co/4NMsVgq/48-C20527-340-A-4-DA7-8-BE2-C8-ED923-A1520.jpg) (https://ibb.co/vzmsjvF)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on March 23, 2021, 09:08:19 PM: They used to say life begins at forty. They were wrong. 60 Is more like it. They also used to say; if I only knew back then what I know now. At age 60, you realize it's a good thing you didn't. Sometimes, I wish I could turn back time and do a few things differently. But. No. Don't want to go through all that again.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on March 24, 2021, 11:54:03 AM: Quote from: Custard on March 23, 2021, 08:45:16 PM
Turn 40 in a few hours. Got this card in the mail this evening which helped soften the blow.

(https://i.ibb.co/4NMsVgq/48-C20527-340-A-4-DA7-8-BE2-C8-ED923-A1520.jpg) (https://ibb.co/vzmsjvF)

that is hilarious, what a good friend/colleague/family member
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on March 24, 2021, 12:17:53 PM: Quote from: ILLove1997 on March 24, 2021, 11:54:03 AM
that is hilarious, what a good friend/colleague/family member

For sure. I forgot to post the front. The best part is one of my kids got it off my desk and copied it this morning while I fielded a work call.

(https://i.ibb.co/hCWgtNc/3607-EC43-A9-AA-4388-82-EF-07-D7247-F301-D.jpg) (https://ibb.co/SJn69gc)

(https://i.ibb.co/6yR3z7k/AAC55-D1-E-3885-4672-8-B9-F-223-F7-E6-BD109.jpg) (https://ibb.co/K5jMdpJ)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on April 21, 2021, 03:14:42 PM: This made me laugh out loud

https://www.theonion.com/10-photos-of-plus-size-models-we-deserve-a-pat-on-the-b-1842487530
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2021, 06:09:58 PM: Quote from: Custard on April 21, 2021, 03:14:42 PM
This made me laugh out loud

https://www.theonion.com/10-photos-of-plus-size-models-we-deserve-a-pat-on-the-b-1842487530

Needed more cleavage.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on April 21, 2021, 06:40:24 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on April 21, 2021, 06:09:58 PM
Needed more cleavage.

Did they have printed copies of The Onion outside lecture halls when you were on campus?
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on April 21, 2021, 06:48:23 PM: Quote from: Custard on April 21, 2021, 06:40:24 PM
Did they have printed copies of The Onion outside lecture halls when you were on campus?

yes
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on May 10, 2021, 08:19:24 PM: If you are Russian when you enter the bathroom and Finish when you exit; what are while you are in the bathroom?

European!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on May 10, 2021, 10:02:24 PM: Jobu’s hero

https://www.loudersound.com/features/ministrys-al-jourgensen-i-can-suck-my-own-cock
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: fucking on May 11, 2021, 12:40:06 AM: (https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,pg_1,q_60,w_645/eaopoluoormer8r5bsg8.jpg)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on May 12, 2021, 06:08:27 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/3vzn3Jn/1835747-n.jpg)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on June 30, 2021, 01:23:11 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQmmO95thxI
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 21, 2021, 04:27:09 PM: https://youtu.be/eQSAk-9gVoM
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 21, 2021, 04:29:39 PM: https://youtu.be/f7MgI2oGB-M
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on August 22, 2021, 09:59:40 AM: Quote from: illiniray on March 15, 2021, 11:40:27 PM
https://youtu.be/TiBcwolNZME

A really wonderful show.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on August 30, 2021, 12:17:31 PM: https://www.theonion.com/nation-stunned-that-20-year-catastrophe-could-end-so-ca-1847572270
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on December 13, 2021, 10:04:26 PM: Note: This is 2 years old.

https://youtu.be/wZXoErL2124
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on March 19, 2022, 01:12:49 PM: https://twitter.com/Bri_GBrit/status/1505105268169916416?s=20&t=nUi0Ikr0ndPboAWu5dY9Kg
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on March 22, 2022, 11:44:35 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euNx2IXSirY
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on April 01, 2022, 01:14:59 PM: https://www.theonion.com/every-state-s-favorite-pickup-lines-1848715035
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on April 01, 2022, 01:23:17 PM: Quote from: Custard on April 01, 2022, 01:14:59 PM
https://www.theonion.com/every-state-s-favorite-pickup-lines-1848715035

😂
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on April 23, 2022, 04:37:06 PM: After the Bull's massacre, we watched A Dean Martin celerity roast on Youtube. Don Rickles was the host and Dean Martin himself was the guest of honor. I can't remember when I laughed that hard. It's interesting that you can say fuck and shit now, but so much that generations humor would be deemed offensive. Guest included Barry Goldwater, Hubert Humphry, Muhammad Ali, Howard Cosell, Angie Dickinson, Ruth Buzzi, John Wayne, Bob Hope, Joey Bishop, Gabe Kaplan, Joe Namath, Orson Welles, James Stewart, Gene Kelly ...
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on April 23, 2022, 04:37:53 PM: Quote from: illiniray on April 23, 2022, 04:37:06 PM
After the Bull's massacre, we watched A Dean Martin celerity roast on Youtube. Don Rickles was the host and Dean Martin himself was the guest of honor. I can't remember when I laughed that hard. It's interesting that you can say fuck and shit now, but so much that generations humor would be deemed offensive. Guest included Barry Goldwater, Hubert Humphry, Muhammad Ali, Howard Cosell, Angie Dickinson, Ruth Buzzi, John Wayne, Bob Hope, Joey Bishop, Gabe Kaplan, Joe Namath, Orson Welles, James Stewart, Gene Kelly ...

Link?
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on April 23, 2022, 04:45:47 PM: https://youtu.be/4PV1xl6mq98
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on April 27, 2022, 02:33:25 PM: Here’s a gem in honor of Tempo…

https://youtu.be/9OR9KzolAM8
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on May 15, 2022, 05:35:43 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/G9R9dJK/1652653400062.jpg) (https://ibb.co/9hWhpvF)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on May 15, 2022, 05:51:51 PM: Quote from: illiniray on May 15, 2022, 05:35:43 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/G9R9dJK/1652653400062.jpg) (https://ibb.co/9hWhpvF)

Hunter Biden everyone!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on May 17, 2022, 01:55:21 PM: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdn7BqxrF5z/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on June 11, 2022, 11:40:11 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/a6HTLus.png)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on June 14, 2022, 10:57:53 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/BLxnTgB/1655265207834.jpg)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on June 16, 2022, 01:33:27 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/8YhkKRR/1655275351217.jpg)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 25, 2022, 06:52:52 AM: (https://i.ibb.co/b6HmpnF/1658747948939.jpg) (https://ibb.co/wdJgD17)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 25, 2022, 06:53:50 AM: https://youtu.be/CU-zbObWkW4
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 25, 2022, 08:20:53 AM: https://youtu.be/x9kUmwRDjyI
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ridingthegrange on July 25, 2022, 10:30:34 AM: The "Show Me" state!

Ray's on a roll today!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: alum74 on July 25, 2022, 01:08:46 PM: Quote from: illiniray on July 25, 2022, 08:20:53 AM
https://youtu.be/x9kUmwRDjyI

Or as reported by FOX News...

Upon learning that VP Mike Pence's life might be in jeopardy, Josh Hawley (completely disregarding his own personal safety) broke into a run to offer his strength and resolve in assisting the Secret Service in guarding and protecting Mr. Pence.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 05, 2022, 05:34:25 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/XzVPN6K/1659738731624.jpg) (https://ibb.co/5523tCS)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on August 05, 2022, 05:51:52 PM: Quote from: illiniray on August 05, 2022, 05:34:25 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/XzVPN6K/1659738731624.jpg) (https://ibb.co/5523tCS)

😂
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 09, 2022, 09:48:24 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/ngz4xDm/1660099191271.jpg) (https://ibb.co/6ngGj4w)

A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza...
CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER: How do you know that?
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER: I paid in cash.
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER: WHAT THE !!!
GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on August 09, 2022, 10:38:31 PM: Yep
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 10, 2022, 06:20:11 PM: https://youtu.be/nM6T8N0ZdLc
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Chickengeorge on September 13, 2022, 05:09:54 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsaSG-0U4mU
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 16, 2023, 06:07:38 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/y5MV2jj/Screenshot-20230716-175811-2.png) (https://ibb.co/tcN3Rrr)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on July 17, 2023, 12:45:37 PM: That's a good one Nichi
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 23, 2023, 03:29:06 PM: Maybe this sort of fits here. Some of these are amusing.

Beam me up, Scottie!

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/entertainment/g28438966/mandela-effect-examples/
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 02, 2023, 07:15:17 AM: The Shane Gillis comedy special on Netflix. I’ve seen it 3-4 times now and still die laughing.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on November 08, 2023, 06:38:57 PM: My optometrist is giving out fancy promotional pens. They got ink pens on one end and erasers on the other, but the darn erasers don't work. Not sure why you'd want an eraser on a pen anyway.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on November 08, 2023, 07:25:22 PM: It would be funnier if s/he gave out promotional penises.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 08, 2023, 11:43:36 PM: The “erasers” are stylus pads for tablets and such
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on November 09, 2023, 08:24:20 AM: Quote from: ThePAMan on November 08, 2023, 07:25:22 PM
It would be funnier if s/he gave out promotional penises.

"I'll take the large black one, please!"
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 09, 2023, 08:42:45 AM: Quote from: ThePAMan on November 08, 2023, 07:25:22 PM
It would be funnier if s/he gave out promotional penises.

(https://i.ibb.co/F5DctvY/IMG-2712.jpg) (https://ibb.co/rxwqJPp)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on November 09, 2023, 02:08:36 PM: Quote from: Custard on November 08, 2023, 11:43:36 PM
The “erasers” are stylus pads for tablets and such

No shit Sherlock.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on November 09, 2023, 02:34:39 PM: Oh man. Nichi fucking people up in here
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 09, 2023, 02:53:08 PM: Didn’t realize what thread this was in
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on November 09, 2023, 04:42:46 PM: I have trouble remembering the names of things. One of my medicines causes that, but I can't remember what it's called.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on November 09, 2023, 04:43:35 PM: Quote from: illiniray on November 09, 2023, 04:42:46 PM
I have trouble remembering the names of things. One of my medicines causes that, but I can't remember what it's called.

Ha, that's funny.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 24, 2023, 12:24:45 PM: https://www.theonion.com/progressive-man-careful-not-to-assume-someone-a-genie-j-1851032510?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2023-11-24
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on December 01, 2023, 10:59:19 PM: Where you taking her Tempo?!

https://x.com/darthlux/status/1730710056151261339?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on December 01, 2023, 11:47:52 PM: He likes exotic women
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on December 02, 2023, 03:52:10 PM: Quote from: Judge Judy on December 01, 2023, 10:59:19 PM
Where you taking her Tempo?!

https://x.com/darthlux/status/1730710056151261339?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

Tanning.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on December 02, 2023, 03:53:01 PM: Quote from: Custard on December 01, 2023, 11:47:52 PM
He likes exotic women

She’s very attractive. Just needs a little vitamin D is all.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on December 02, 2023, 04:04:21 PM: I kinda like the pale look occasionally…
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on December 26, 2023, 05:40:22 PM: Oh my, how times have changed… 😂

(https://i.ibb.co/F6FYqhX/IMG-3006.png) (https://ibb.co/1ZkXJ0M)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on January 05, 2024, 12:37:56 PM: For the HQ2 papists:

https://www.theonion.com/catholic-priests-defend-church-amid-sex-abuse-scandal-1850470267
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on January 06, 2024, 10:14:24 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/hyWwmLp/Screenshot-20230930-225532-2.png) (https://ibb.co/Nsjbytw)

(https://i.ibb.co/mbF5QsY/Screenshot-20230822-140909-2.png) (https://ibb.co/WGpvS9d)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on January 15, 2024, 04:49:52 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/sbphHWw/Screenshot-20240115-164034-2.png) (https://ibb.co/GnfXTH2)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on January 15, 2024, 05:54:35 PM: Good one, Nichi!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on February 19, 2024, 08:23:53 AM: The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on February 19, 2024, 11:43:01 AM: Papists!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on February 19, 2024, 12:49:21 PM: Some of your best work, Nichi.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on February 22, 2024, 03:13:30 PM: For Tempo:

https://www.theonion.com/mom-only-likes-the-other-outback-steakhouse-1851265335
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on February 25, 2024, 01:04:44 AM: Man this is good

https://youtu.be/NpBPm0b9deQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ridingthegrange on February 25, 2024, 02:43:30 PM: I miss John. So good!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on February 26, 2024, 04:56:19 PM: Quote from: ridingthegrange on February 25, 2024, 02:43:30 PM
I miss John. So good!

miss? he's on every Monday
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on February 26, 2024, 06:37:49 PM: Good shit…

https://x.com/picturesfoider/status/1762062538844356766?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on February 26, 2024, 08:53:01 PM: Would have thought the Tucker Carlson assassination thing would have been here too.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on February 26, 2024, 08:54:44 PM: I second that.

Also, Collin Rugg links.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on February 26, 2024, 08:55:21 PM: Quote from: illiniray on February 26, 2024, 08:54:44 PM
I second that.

Also, Collin Rugg links.

Sorry it’s not MSNBC or The View links…
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on February 26, 2024, 09:11:01 PM: Quote from: Judge Judy on February 26, 2024, 06:37:49 PM
Good shit…

https://x.com/picturesfoider/status/1762062538844356766?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

I'm surprised this high school is teaching African American History
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on February 26, 2024, 09:14:37 PM: Truth
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on March 21, 2024, 11:52:31 PM: https://youtu.be/qUa7fVKVWWc
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on March 30, 2024, 09:30:10 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/q7DSq2Y/Screenshot-20240330-212103-2.png) (https://ibb.co/wBdkG2h)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on May 19, 2024, 10:23:38 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/H7z32ZK/Screenshot-20240519-220518-2.png) (https://ibb.co/hsWwM0g)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on May 24, 2024, 02:13:03 PM: 😂

https://x.com/baseballquotes1/status/1793661725046153625?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ridingthegrange on May 24, 2024, 03:21:04 PM: Quote from: Judge Judy on May 24, 2024, 02:13:03 PM
😂

https://x.com/baseballquotes1/status/1793661725046153625?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

That pitch clock can sure throw off your timing! ;D
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on May 25, 2024, 08:37:06 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/0JdswrK/Screenshot-20240524-111519-2.png) (https://ibb.co/GPbHhR9)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Illinifan5775 on May 25, 2024, 09:03:56 PM: Quote from: illiniray on May 25, 2024, 08:37:06 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/0JdswrK/Screenshot-20240524-111519-2.png) (https://ibb.co/GPbHhR9)
Was that a cartoon or a look into the future?
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on June 14, 2024, 10:48:08 PM: https://x.com/clownworld_/status/1801682456678175081?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on June 14, 2024, 10:52:05 PM: https://x.com/shivaye01/status/1801642968995991873?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on June 14, 2024, 11:47:14 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/84pMhYn/Screenshot-20240606-135452-2.png) (https://ibb.co/TqScCWD)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on June 15, 2024, 12:05:30 AM: Quote from: illiniray on June 14, 2024, 11:47:14 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/84pMhYn/Screenshot-20240606-135452-2.png) (https://ibb.co/TqScCWD)

This is 100% me.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on June 23, 2024, 04:51:59 PM: Robb?

https://www.theonion.com/megabus-declares-bankruptcy-1851545962
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on June 24, 2024, 12:33:50 AM: saw these tonight at the Reno Rodeo (shocking I know)

figured you all would enjoy them... ( I didn't buy any )

(https://i.imgur.com/tGzP3Nc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on June 24, 2024, 09:32:39 AM: Hard to believe you passed them up!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on June 24, 2024, 02:53:22 PM: Quote from: Custard on June 24, 2024, 09:32:39 AM
Hard to believe you passed them up!

yeah between that and the $350 cowboy hats, everything there was quite overpriced

thanks Biden
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on June 24, 2024, 05:03:04 PM: Quote from: ILLove1997 on June 24, 2024, 02:53:22 PM
yeah between that and the $350 cowboy hats, everything there was quite overpriced

thanks Biden

They have concrete evidence that Trumpers will pay through the nose for the dumbest of shit, and figured "Rodeo = Trumpers" and doubled the prices.

"I don't see any BIDEN hats out there! Checkmate libs!"

"How much you pay for that MAGA hat?"

"75 bucks"

"I got this Chicago Bears Super Bowl cap for free. Checkmate"
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on July 05, 2024, 08:51:20 PM: 😂🤣

https://x.com/papitrumpo/status/1809371786749853942?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 05, 2024, 08:58:06 PM: Quote from: Judge Judy on July 05, 2024, 08:51:20 PM
😂🤣

https://x.com/papitrumpo/status/1809371786749853942?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

wtf?
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 05, 2024, 09:05:19 PM: (https://i.postimg.cc/YqgVWM3t/Screenshot-20240529-000246-2.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on July 05, 2024, 09:07:58 PM: Truth…

https://x.com/sarahiscensored/status/1809340522374271370?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 06, 2024, 11:38:13 AM: (https://i.postimg.cc/xdNhn1LM/Screenshot-20240618-224912-2.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on July 06, 2024, 02:10:21 PM: Quote from: illiniray on July 06, 2024, 11:38:13 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/xdNhn1LM/Screenshot-20240618-224912-2.png) (https://postimages.org/)

So you’re saying we’re the Indians in today’s world with all the illegals we’re (by we’re, I mean Joe Biden) letting in. Good of you to confirm we risk losing our country to them. I knew you saw it the same way as I did…
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 06, 2024, 02:17:33 PM: (https://i.postimg.cc/T3W5hCBF/Screenshot-20240702-165519-2.png) (https://postimages.org/)image url (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on July 16, 2024, 03:58:47 PM: 😂

(https://i.ibb.co/L9mJ5DC/IMG-4023.jpg) (https://ibb.co/zPp7JWS)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on July 16, 2024, 05:09:11 PM: https://x.com/cantseyy/status/1813130906544017792
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 16, 2024, 06:13:38 PM: Quote from: Judge Judy on July 16, 2024, 03:58:47 PM
😂

(https://i.ibb.co/L9mJ5DC/IMG-4023.jpg) (https://ibb.co/zPp7JWS)

Make them stand in line for hours in bad weather with no food or water.

Post police cars outside gun shops. Follow people when they leave.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on July 17, 2024, 08:17:01 AM: He was a comedic genius and is missed 😔

https://x.com/shootermcgavin_/status/1813362592968061232?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Chickengeorge on July 17, 2024, 08:27:40 AM: Quote from: Judge Judy on July 17, 2024, 08:17:01 AM
He was a comedic genius and is missed 😔

https://x.com/shootermcgavin_/status/1813362592968061232?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

It cut out the best part!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on July 23, 2024, 07:54:53 PM: Here’s how to fix our country…

https://x.com/autolock/status/1815601695499436513?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 23, 2024, 09:52:37 PM: Quote from: Judge Judy on July 23, 2024, 07:54:53 PM
Here’s how to fix our country…

https://x.com/autolock/status/1815601695499436513?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

The Monroe Doctrine and Manifest Destiny
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on July 24, 2024, 04:20:17 PM: 😂 🤣

https://x.com/jhovey34/status/1816172026253791355?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 24, 2024, 07:19:40 PM: Quote from: Judge Judy on July 24, 2024, 04:20:17 PM
😂 🤣

https://x.com/jhovey34/status/1816172026253791355?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

The use of primaries to decide the nominee before the convention is relatively recent.

Trump is a threat to democracy because (1) he refused to accept the outcome of election and (2) he thinks laws and rules don't apply to him.

It's not funny.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on July 25, 2024, 01:39:04 AM: Quote from: illiniray on July 24, 2024, 07:19:40 PM
The use of primaries to decide the nominee before the convention is relatively recent.

Trump is a threat to democracy because (1) he refused to accept the outcome of election and (2) he thinks laws and rules don't apply to him.

It's not funny.

Oh, it’s very, very funny.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 25, 2024, 09:39:58 AM: Quote from: Custard on July 25, 2024, 01:39:04 AM
Oh, it’s very, very funny.

I guess for those who are into middle school humor. I grew out of that when I became old enough for Social Security.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on July 25, 2024, 02:11:22 PM: It’s a little concerning that you don’t recognize the current state of politics as a joke
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on July 25, 2024, 02:14:11 PM: Quote from: illiniray on July 25, 2024, 09:39:58 AM
I guess for those who are into middle school humor. I grew out of that when I became old enough for Social Security.

So, in 1932.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 25, 2024, 04:29:54 PM: Quote from: Jobu on July 25, 2024, 02:14:11 PM
So, in 1932.

Yes, that's an example.

It can range from good natured taunting or humorous mocking and practical jokes, to mean spirited ridicule and verbal bullying.

The late Russ Limbo was good at it, but was extremely sensitive to any sort of criticism. He would become indignant or throw a fit if anyone turned the tables on him.

Trump is like that too. He dishes it out in large doses, but can't take the slightest taste of his own medicine.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on July 25, 2024, 04:35:19 PM: Quote from: illiniray on July 25, 2024, 04:29:54 PM
Yes, that's an example.

It can range from good natured taunting or humorous mocking and practical jokes, to mean spirited ridicule and verbal bullying.

The late Russ Limbo was good at it, but was extremely sensitive to any sort of criticism. He would become indignant or throw a fit if anyone turned the tables on him.

Trump is like that too. He dishes it out in large does, but can't take the slightest taste of his own medicine.

No, I was actually serious. You started collecting social security benefit in 1932, correct? That’s when I figured you turned 65.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on July 25, 2024, 04:42:08 PM: Quote from: Jobu on July 25, 2024, 04:35:19 PM
No, I was actually serious. You started collecting social security benefit in 1932, correct? That’s when I figured you turned 65.

There was no Social Security in 1932 though. The law was enacted in 1935.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 25, 2024, 11:17:15 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/pnB8d3F/Screenshot-20240725-222755-2.png) (https://ibb.co/YbFMhts)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on July 25, 2024, 11:21:01 PM: Trump is the DEI candidate.

Deranged
Egomaniacal
Incompetent
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2024, 06:58:36 AM: On a roll, Nichi.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2024, 07:35:07 AM: Quote from: ThePAMan on July 25, 2024, 04:42:08 PM
There was no Social Security in 1932 though. The law was enacted in 1935.

Well, just look at your attention to detail!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2024, 11:29:34 AM: Quote from: Jobu on July 26, 2024, 07:35:07 AM
Well, just look at your attention to detail!

Things changed while you were gone. I am now Mr. Detail and The HQ2 Voice of Reason.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on July 31, 2024, 10:25:25 AM: 😂

https://x.com/interneth0f/status/1818330744449601617?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 05, 2024, 10:36:07 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/tq9HGbw/Screenshot-20240805-221900-2.png) (https://ibb.co/jyS8NL9)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on August 05, 2024, 10:41:52 PM: Good one, Nichi!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 09, 2024, 12:01:05 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/ZczWG78/Screenshot-20240808-211627-2.png) (https://ibb.co/2c3gWHt)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on August 12, 2024, 12:44:56 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upy49iNO8VE

😂
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on August 13, 2024, 12:42:16 PM: This makes me laugh probably more than it should.

(https://i.postimg.cc/MTK2dgr2/IMG-8431.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 15, 2024, 08:50:15 PM: Thus I heard..Vance wasn’t a REMF. He is a RECF.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on August 16, 2024, 09:14:20 AM: Quote from: illiniray on August 15, 2024, 08:50:15 PM
Thus I heard..Vance wasn’t a REMF. He is a RECF.

Must be another pronoun thing only you can approve of. LGBTQORECFM.

Dude, just stop 🛑 😂
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: IlliniGolf on August 16, 2024, 12:07:19 PM: (https://i.postimg.cc/7CR1KzCS/IMG-6686.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7CR1KzCS)

(https://i.postimg.cc/bGrH0gvz/IMG-6700.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bGrH0gvz)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 16, 2024, 03:04:29 PM: Quote from: IlliniGolf on August 16, 2024, 12:07:19 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/7CR1KzCS/IMG-6686.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7CR1KzCS)

(https://i.postimg.cc/bGrH0gvz/IMG-6700.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bGrH0gvz)

I have seen lots of versions of this idiocy.

Weak sauce.

As Vice President she has to support the policies of the current President.

Another one claims that President Biden is unfit to serve and Kamala Harris somehow helped cover it up.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Ernest_Wayne_Whitlock on August 16, 2024, 03:05:41 PM: Nichi, shut the fuck up
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Ernest_Wayne_Whitlock on August 16, 2024, 03:06:15 PM: Oh, by the way. See the huge cock in my mouth? Amazing
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 17, 2024, 11:00:54 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/27vwQ6p/Screenshot-20240817-221746-2.png) (https://ibb.co/yn6D1Rx)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on August 18, 2024, 11:00:34 AM: Quote from: illiniray on August 17, 2024, 11:00:54 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/27vwQ6p/Screenshot-20240817-221746-2.png) (https://ibb.co/yn6D1Rx)

That’s funny.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on August 18, 2024, 09:33:26 PM: 🤣
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 27, 2024, 03:01:02 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/fvjvM2j/Screenshot-20240827-144815-2.png) (https://ibb.co/C2R2BzR)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 31, 2024, 04:27:11 PM: (https://i.postimg.cc/TPZMYKMY/Screenshot-20240828-032507-2.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on September 01, 2024, 11:12:49 AM: It’s true.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on September 01, 2024, 04:32:56 PM: 🤦🏻‍♂️
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on September 01, 2024, 10:14:11 PM: Quote from: Custard on September 01, 2024, 04:32:56 PM
🤦🏻‍♂️

IDGI
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on September 02, 2024, 05:05:07 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/t3JvP4P/Screenshot-20240902-145406-2.png) (https://ibb.co/cxrZX1X)
(https://freeonlinedice.com/)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on September 02, 2024, 07:11:19 PM: Good one, Nichi
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2024, 10:39:00 PM: Putin should be in the speedo and Musk should be the one serving. Even odds says Putin is as rich as Musk with all the hidden money.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on September 06, 2024, 07:04:06 PM: Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "We are full right now, but you are definitely in the right place. I guess I'll have to make some room. I've got three people here who I could release. I'll let one of them go, and you can take their place. I'll let you decide."

Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a swimming pool. He kept diving in and getting out, over and over.

"No!" Said Trump. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer. I don't think I could do that for eternity."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was George W Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. He was breaking rocks, over and over.

Trump grimaced and said, "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day!"

The Devil opened a third door. Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on a bed. Monica Lewinsky was there, doing what she does best.

Trump grinned and said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil said, "Okay, we are all set. Monica, you're free to go."
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on September 06, 2024, 10:42:58 PM: Good one, Ray!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: IlliniGolf on September 13, 2024, 09:06:23 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/SR5Y8vF/IMG-7034.jpg) (https://ibb.co/yWdv1sH)

(https://i.ibb.co/bv8HKpg/IMG-7033.jpg) (https://ibb.co/T0FKgzB)

(https://i.ibb.co/C25vXxR/IMG-7032.jpg) (https://ibb.co/PQZ4bBq)

(https://i.ibb.co/j5F8F7r/IMG-7049.jpg) (https://ibb.co/wL1d1Dz)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on September 13, 2024, 09:10:40 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/LSWHqnD/Screenshot-20240912-005400-2.png) (https://ibb.co/R2mdMzG)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on September 20, 2024, 11:01:08 AM: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_lXa5yPMHg/
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on September 27, 2024, 09:32:16 AM: (https://i.ibb.co/HGMnLLC/Screenshot-20240924-042844-2.png) (https://ibb.co/44DPww2)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on September 28, 2024, 09:19:13 PM: (https://i.postimg.cc/1XqwJvRZ/Screenshot-20240924-100304-2.png) (https://postimg.cc/FkhYKgJP)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on October 10, 2024, 07:58:37 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/rwh6KjB/Screenshot-20241003-195603-2.png) (https://ibb.co/pLTz67H)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on October 14, 2024, 11:57:20 AM: Hey tempo

(https://i.ibb.co/CH6Y0Zq/IMG-7495.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3Cvjhqw)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on October 14, 2024, 12:10:08 PM: Is Tempo doinking a co-worker in the back?
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on October 14, 2024, 12:20:28 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on October 14, 2024, 12:10:08 PM
Is Tempo doinking a co-worker in the back?

Jeff Frank…
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on October 21, 2024, 08:16:34 PM: https://youtu.be/AafBunu-k2U
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on October 22, 2024, 12:00:58 AM: nothing tops Shane Gillis's impression of trump
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on October 22, 2024, 07:55:18 AM: Quote from: illiniray on September 06, 2024, 07:04:06 PM
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "We are full right now, but you are definitely in the right place. I guess I'll have to make some room. I've got three people here who I could release. I'll let one of them go, and you can take their place. I'll let you decide."

Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a swimming pool. He kept diving in and getting out, over and over.

"No!" Said Trump. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer. I don't think I could do that for eternity."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was George W Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. He was breaking rocks, over and over.

Trump grimaced and said, "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day!"

The Devil opened a third door. Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on a bed. Monica Lewinsky was there, doing what she does best.

Trump grinned and said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil said, "Okay, we are all set. Monica, you're free to go."

Haha, awesome
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on October 22, 2024, 07:49:05 PM: It’s a good joke, but an old one.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on October 23, 2024, 01:10:24 PM: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/the-problem-with-ricky-gervais-isn-t-that-he-s-not-woke-it-s-that-he-s-not-funny/ar-AA1sMGI7?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=U531&cvid=4b9665f5ba134417ad0dbb01a7ffe466&ei=46
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on October 23, 2024, 02:42:16 PM: He’s always been funny. He’s just too on-the-nose for those like Murph who are in his crosshairs.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on October 23, 2024, 03:32:12 PM: Somehow accidentally googled HQ2 today instead of navigating to it. This made me chuckle for some reason.

(https://i.ibb.co/pxrByGv/IMG-7590.jpg) (https://ibb.co/47gnd9Z)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on October 23, 2024, 06:01:14 PM: I never 'got' Seinfeld, Friends, or the Office. Friends at least had one one redeeming value to keep it from being totally boring.

I think growing up with shows like Jackie Gleason, Lucy, Andy Griffith, and Dick Vandyke, followed up by MTM and spin offs, All in the Family, the Jeffersons, Sanford & Son, WKRP, Barny Miller, Mork and Mindy etc set a high standard. I did like Monk.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on October 23, 2024, 07:04:32 PM: Quote from: Custard on October 23, 2024, 02:42:16 PM
He’s always been funny. He’s just too on-the-nose for those like Murph who are in his crosshairs.

Much like Elon. They’re cool and smart… until they’re not…
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on October 23, 2024, 10:40:37 PM: Quote from: illiniray on October 23, 2024, 06:01:14 PM
Friends at least had one one redeeming value to keep it from being totally boring.

Whose boobs are you talking about here?
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on October 31, 2024, 05:06:40 PM: Decisions decisions

(https://i.ibb.co/PCmKky0/IMG-7673.png) (https://ibb.co/w60Vtqj)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on October 31, 2024, 10:04:10 PM: https://www.dollargeneral.com/p/trueliving-ultra-strong-bath-tissue--ply-mega-rolls-pk/13100301182
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on November 01, 2024, 01:05:45 PM: Man, speaking of the price of stuff. I went to lunch at fucking Panera today with my wife. We each got the pick 2, half sandwich, lukewarm shitty bowl of soup, hard chunk of cold bread and a small soft drink, and paid like 36 dollars for it. Fuck that place. Good lord, never again.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on November 01, 2024, 01:41:15 PM: Quote from: Jobu on November 01, 2024, 01:05:45 PM
Man, speaking of the price of stuff. I went to lunch at fucking Panera today with my wife. We each got the pick 2, half sandwich, lukewarm shitty bowl of soup, hard chunk of cold bread and a small soft drink, and paid like 36 dollars for it. Fuck that place. Good lord, never again.

They've always been expensive. It's just a sandwich and soup. Only marginally better than subway and not even close to PotBelly. It *feels* like it's a cheap place to go until you see the bill.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on November 01, 2024, 01:49:36 PM: Quote from: murphstahoe on November 01, 2024, 01:41:15 PM
They've always been expensive. It's just a sandwich and soup. Only marginally better than subway and not even close to PotBelly. It *feels* like it's a cheap place to go until you see the bill.

Yeah, I hadn't actually gone there to eat in many years. My work, every once in a while, would get a big assortment of bagels and coffee from there when we had meetings and shit. Didn't care about the price because I wasn't buying.

Yeah, I was fucking shocked.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 01, 2024, 02:33:02 PM: Quote from: murphstahoe on November 01, 2024, 01:41:15 PM
They've always been expensive. It's just a sandwich and soup. Only marginally better than subway and not even close to PotBelly. It *feels* like it's a cheap place to go until you see the bill.

The broccoli cheddar bowl with sour dough is fucking amazing.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on November 01, 2024, 02:34:27 PM: Quote from: Jobu on November 01, 2024, 01:49:36 PM
Yeah, I hadn't actually gone there to eat in many years. My work, every once in a while, would get a big assortment of bagels and coffee from there when we had meetings and shit. Didn't care about the price because I wasn't buying.

Yeah, I was fucking shocked.

My company may be doing well but I have always have been the type to either eat out at home or when I go out, I go OUT and splurge on a nice meal I can't create at home. Always have deli meats around to either make a sando or dress up a salad for lunch (yeah that's right snowflakes I grew the goddamn lettuce).

So one day, we didn't have any bread and I was craving a sando. I was about to ride 10 blocks to the store then thought, hey, Panera is just 2 blocks, I can get a loaf from them. A loaf of goddamn sliced sourdough from Panera is fucking 12 bucks. We have a very good French Bakery down the street that is 10x as good and half the price. I mean, this is a place that has 70 dollar cakes (that are freaking good cakes but I don't need cake that badly) - but you can still get a loaf of bread for 5-6 bucks and it's fucking awesome bread. The Panera bread is just basic grocery store commodity bread.

I don't have a problem paying for quality. I just don't like paying a lot for "meh".
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on November 01, 2024, 02:39:20 PM: Quote from: Tempo34 on November 01, 2024, 02:33:02 PM
The broccoli cheddar bowl with sour dough is fucking amazing.

Did you just order a $10 soup. That's broccoli, cheddar, and bread. No bourbon it or nothing?

Goddamn that's some pretty good soup. Don't know if it's worth $10 but it's pretty fucking good.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 01, 2024, 02:54:33 PM: For some reason we went to Chipotle a month or so ago. Was $46 for two of us and so thoroughly mediocre I could barely choke it down.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on November 01, 2024, 02:58:46 PM: Quote from: Custard on November 01, 2024, 02:54:33 PM
For some reason we went to Chipotle a month or so ago. Was $46 for two of us and so thoroughly mediocre I could barely choke it down.

maybe if we didn't have that wall you'd be able to get a decent fucking burrito
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on November 01, 2024, 03:01:24 PM: Quote from: murphstahoe on November 01, 2024, 02:39:20 PM
Did you just order a $10 soup. That's broccoli, cheddar, and bread. No bourbon it or nothing?

Goddamn that's some pretty good soup. Don't know if it's worth $10 but it's pretty fucking good.

Lol. Well played, Travolta.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on November 01, 2024, 04:43:42 PM: Quote from: Jobu on November 01, 2024, 03:01:24 PM
Lol. Well played, Travolta.

I like the cut of your jib
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 01, 2024, 05:29:14 PM: Quote from: murphstahoe on November 01, 2024, 02:39:20 PM
Did you just order a $10 soup. That's broccoli, cheddar, and bread. No bourbon it or nothing?

Goddamn that's some pretty good soup. Don't know if it's worth $10 but it's pretty fucking good.

Pretty frugal for an illinonaire with a M and possibly a B.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on November 01, 2024, 07:25:00 PM: Someone hasn’t seen Pulp Fiction
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 01, 2024, 08:14:54 PM: Quote from: Jobu on November 01, 2024, 07:25:00 PM
Someone hasn’t seen Pulp Fiction

Saw it once. 30 years ago.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on November 01, 2024, 09:42:19 PM: Thanks Biden-Harris!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 01, 2024, 10:04:52 PM: True Romance is his best screenplay
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on November 02, 2024, 01:57:52 PM: Quote from: Tempo34 on November 01, 2024, 08:14:54 PM
Saw it once. 30 years ago.

Explains a lot
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on November 02, 2024, 01:58:25 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on November 01, 2024, 09:42:19 PM
Thanks Biden-Harris!

Panera is owned by a mega Trumper
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Chickengeorge on November 04, 2024, 08:16:30 AM: Quote from: Custard on November 01, 2024, 10:04:52 PM
True Romance is his best screenplay

Yes! Coming home in a body bag was a pretty fucking good movie, too.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on November 04, 2024, 07:53:32 PM: https://youtu.be/a2xwloNQspo
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 04, 2024, 08:11:16 PM: https://youtu.be/D3bFr97qfqY
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 05, 2024, 04:31:06 PM: Quote from: Custard on November 04, 2024, 08:11:16 PM
https://youtu.be/D3bFr97qfqY

Now do Trump.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 05, 2024, 04:31:37 PM: Oh, guess Ray already did.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 06, 2024, 06:08:39 AM: https://x.com/thebabylonbee/status/1854047850881040733?s=46
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 06, 2024, 12:32:51 PM: Quote from: Custard on November 06, 2024, 06:08:39 AM
https://x.com/thebabylonbee/status/1854047850881040733?s=46

That’s actually very funny.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 09, 2024, 11:22:47 AM: (https://i.ibb.co/gMpYttr/IMG-7780.jpg) (https://ibb.co/N6PRWWF)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 09, 2024, 11:27:16 AM: Quote from: Custard on November 09, 2024, 11:22:47 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/gMpYttr/IMG-7780.jpg) (https://ibb.co/N6PRWWF)

That’s a never talk to, never allow the kid to visit house if there ever was one.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 09, 2024, 11:28:01 AM: How tolerant of you!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 09, 2024, 11:41:45 AM: Quote from: Custard on November 09, 2024, 11:28:01 AM
How tolerant of you!

They don’t sound very tolerant, so the feeling is reciprocated.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 09, 2024, 11:43:51 AM: Quote from: Custard on November 09, 2024, 11:22:47 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/gMpYttr/IMG-7780.jpg) (https://ibb.co/N6PRWWF)

Which sign exhibits more tolerance? I’ll hang up and listen to your answer.

(https://i.postimg.cc/LXQqnBzF/IMG-9509.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 09, 2024, 12:49:34 PM: My opinion is that both of the signs are pretty stupid
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 09, 2024, 02:08:32 PM: Quote from: Custard on November 09, 2024, 12:49:34 PM
My opinion is that both of the signs are pretty stupid

Not surprising.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on November 09, 2024, 10:51:01 PM: Quote from: Custard on November 09, 2024, 11:28:01 AM
How tolerant of you!

Which house is my kid more likely to get shot at trick or treating

One with guns or one without
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on November 10, 2024, 12:19:46 AM: Tolerance means to endure unavoidable crap, not to intentionally step in it.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on November 10, 2024, 06:53:15 AM: Usual suspects proving Custard right, yet again
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on November 10, 2024, 08:23:09 AM: Quote from: murphstahoe on November 09, 2024, 10:51:01 PM
Which house is my kid more likely to get shot at trick or treating

One with guns or one without

Definitely more likely to get shot in the house with the BLM supporter sign. Have you seen black crime? They have guns, but have just obtained them illegally. No law is going to prevent that unless you enforce stricter penalties for obtaining one that way…
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on November 10, 2024, 08:25:05 AM: Quote from: illiniray on November 10, 2024, 12:19:46 AM
Tolerance means to endure unavoidable crap, not to intentionally step in it.

This is ignorant. Reread what you just wrote. I’ll let you figure it out…
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on November 10, 2024, 10:02:55 AM: Quote from: Judge Judy on November 10, 2024, 08:25:05 AM
This is ignorant. Reread what you just wrote. I’ll let you figure it out…

What I wrote is exactly what I intended to write.

Synonyms of tolerance: endurance, patience, forbearance, acceptance.

Acceptance of, patience with things we don't like, don't approve of, that are offensive, but we can't change.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on November 10, 2024, 10:09:31 AM: Quote from: Judge Judy on November 10, 2024, 08:23:09 AM
Definitely more likely to get shot in the house with the BLM supporter sign. Have you seen black crime? They have guns, but have just obtained them illegally. No law is going to prevent that unless you enforce stricter penalties for obtaining one that way…

If a person believes black lives matter, they must have illegal guns? That's mighty white of you. /s

If I say dog lives matter; do cat owners get offended?
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on November 10, 2024, 10:12:43 AM: Quote from: Judge Judy on November 10, 2024, 08:25:05 AM
This is ignorant. Reread what you just wrote. I’ll let you figure it out…

"grant us the serenity of mind (tolerance) to accept that which cannot be changed, the courage to change that which can be changed, and wisdom to know the difference..."
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 10, 2024, 10:15:08 AM: Quote from: Judge Judy on November 10, 2024, 08:23:09 AM
Definitely more likely to get shot in the house with the BLM supporter sign. Have you seen black crime? They have guns, but have just obtained them illegally. No law is going to prevent that unless you enforce stricter penalties for obtaining one that way…

It is taboo to talk about the fact that some of the most gun controlled places in America have some of the worst gun crime, and it’s often worst amongst the black community. When confronted with these facts, those on the left will immediately blame whitey to avoid having to acknowledge their failed policies.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on November 10, 2024, 10:41:21 AM: Quote from: illiniray on November 10, 2024, 10:09:31 AM
If a person believes black lives matter, they must have illegal guns? That's mighty white of you. /s

If I say dog lives matter; do cat owners get offended?

I’m making a point. You assume shit on here all the time about Trump supporters. Along with the others who share your tired and hypocritical views. How’s it feel? And I’m assuming you’re not ignorant and know exactly what I’m talking about. Don’t play dumb now. Now roll over and take the L like a good boy…
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on November 10, 2024, 10:54:09 AM: Quote from: illiniray on November 10, 2024, 10:09:31 AM
If a person believes black lives matter, they must have illegal guns? That's mighty white of you. /s

We can’t get anywhere in this country because we can’t have open conversations about real shit without somebody yelling racism. Go ask your local black person if they think illegal gun control is an issue in their communities… only problem is white people can’t talk about it or point it out. Except the black communities aren’t fixing it. Much like the Middle East situation…
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on November 10, 2024, 11:18:38 AM: Quote from: illiniray on November 10, 2024, 10:09:31 AM
If a person believes black lives matter, they must have illegal guns? That's mighty white of you. /s

If I say dog lives matter; do cat owners get offended?

Get the cat owning progressives out of the Democratic party.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 10, 2024, 06:50:42 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on November 10, 2024, 06:53:15 AM
Usual suspects proving Custard right, yet again

Again, the most Republican sounding Democrat in history.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 10, 2024, 06:52:25 PM: Quote from: Judge Judy on November 10, 2024, 08:23:09 AM
Definitely more likely to get shot in the house with the BLM supporter sign. Have you seen black crime? They have guns, but have just obtained them illegally.

Least shocking post of the day.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 10, 2024, 06:54:38 PM: Quote from: Custard on November 10, 2024, 10:15:08 AM
It is taboo to talk about the fact that some of the most gun controlled places in America have some of the worst gun crime, and it’s often worst amongst the black community. When confronted with these facts, those on the left will immediately blame whitey to avoid having to acknowledge their failed policies.

What good are gun laws when you can take a 20 minute ride and get whatever you want.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 10, 2024, 06:56:55 PM: “Blame whitey” has a really bad cringe vibe to it. Kind of like those who use the term “white trash.”
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 10, 2024, 07:00:28 PM: Quote from: Custard on November 09, 2024, 11:22:47 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/gMpYttr/IMG-7780.jpg) (https://ibb.co/N6PRWWF)

Their guns might be legal, but I’d be willing to bet these houses have a higher rate of spousal abuse and child molestation.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on November 10, 2024, 08:22:10 PM: Quote from: Maximus Decimus Meridius on November 10, 2024, 06:50:42 PM
Again, the most Republican sounding Democrat in history.

You are not even a Democrat so maybe you should stick it, you Euro beyotch.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 11, 2024, 12:12:26 AM: Quote from: ThePAMan on November 10, 2024, 08:22:10 PM
You are not even a Democrat so maybe you should stick it, you Euro beyotch.

Every bit as much of one as you are. You post/sound like Liz Cheney with an anger streak.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on November 11, 2024, 08:29:07 AM: Quote from: Maximus Decimus Meridius on November 11, 2024, 12:12:26 AM
Every bit as much of one as you are. You post/sound like Liz Cheney with an anger streak.

No you aren't. Stay out of Democratic Business!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on November 11, 2024, 08:48:05 AM: Trump, Elon, and little RFK should stay out of Republican bidness
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on November 11, 2024, 08:51:10 AM: Quote from: illiniray on November 11, 2024, 08:48:05 AM
Trump, Elon, and little RFK should stay out of Republican bidness
they own the party at this point
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 11, 2024, 09:53:14 AM: Quote from: ThePAMan on November 11, 2024, 08:51:10 AM
they own the party at this point

Don’t ruin Custard’s altruistic vision of Elon.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on November 11, 2024, 09:54:42 AM: Quote from: Maximus Decimus Meridius on November 11, 2024, 12:12:26 AM
Every bit as much of one as you are. You post/sound like Liz Cheney with an anger streak.

Liz Cheney is probably more moderate than our resident Democratic cheerleader.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on November 13, 2024, 01:50:54 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAh0CCrV9I
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on November 15, 2024, 11:03:48 AM: The Onion owns Intowars
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 15, 2024, 11:05:55 AM: Quote from: illiniray on November 15, 2024, 11:03:48 AM
The Onion owns Intowars

Hysterical. Buddy sent me that yesterday. Who’d have ever guessed?
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on December 04, 2024, 02:44:41 PM: This is hilarious

https://x.com/ksufearless/status/1864121365839663231?s=46
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on December 04, 2024, 03:10:15 PM: Quote from: Custard on December 04, 2024, 02:44:41 PM
This is hilarious

https://x.com/ksufearless/status/1864121365839663231?s=46

😂
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on December 04, 2024, 03:39:13 PM: It's a good thing Trump and Musk have taken the moral high ground and returned to 1950s normalcy.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on December 04, 2024, 07:53:47 PM: Quote from: Custard on December 04, 2024, 02:44:41 PM
This is hilarious

https://x.com/ksufearless/status/1864121365839663231?s=46

👏🏼 👏🏼
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on December 04, 2024, 10:01:23 PM: In an interesting twist, Ray is a WAP fan.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on December 05, 2024, 09:49:57 AM: Quote from: Custard on December 04, 2024, 10:01:23 PM
In an interesting twist, Ray is a WAP fan.

Don't know what that is, but Baby, it's cold outside is a good song.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on December 05, 2024, 10:18:48 AM: Donald Trump has five children from three marriages. One of his exes signed an NDA. He boasted about grabbing women by their privates and getting away with it. He boasted about entering the women's dressing rooms of beauty pageants he owned. He was found liable for sexual assault for grabbing a woman by her privates.

Elon Musk fathered 12 children by 3 partners. 11 survive. One is a transgender. Another is named X Æ A-Xii. He has a sister named Exa Dark Sideræl. Another sibling is named Techno Mechanicus. I am not making it up.

Contemporary American culture is corrupt, perverse, hyper sexualized, and weird. The left and right have both lost their collective right minds.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on December 05, 2024, 10:26:25 AM: Who's running the country ? 🤣🤣
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on December 05, 2024, 10:45:18 AM: Quote from: No one in Mn on December 05, 2024, 10:26:25 AM
Who's running the country ? 🤣🤣

In theory, we have a free market, with restraints preventing monopolies plus regulations, social insurance and welfare to address the excesses and inequities.

So the decadent culture is at least partly a matter of the free market's invisible hand at work.

OTOH, I think we are trending more toward monopolism. The rotten culture might be more a product of mass marketing than free competition.

As far as culture, Madison Avenue and Hollywood are probably running things. And they target market an age group that does not include us. I never even heard of most of the contemporary country stars, let alone hip hop or metal.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on December 05, 2024, 11:40:17 AM: Quote from: No one in Mn on December 05, 2024, 10:26:25 AM
Who's running the country ? 🤣🤣

Jensen Huang via his proxies at ChatGPT
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on December 05, 2024, 11:41:10 AM: Quote from: illiniray on December 05, 2024, 10:45:18 AM
As far as culture, Madison Avenue and Hollywood are probably running things. And they target market an age group that does not include us. I never even heard of most of the contemporary country stars, let alone hip hop or metal.

Wow, I really had you pegged as a Shaboozey devotee
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on December 05, 2024, 11:58:15 AM: Quote from: No one in Mn on December 05, 2024, 10:26:25 AM
Who's running the country ? 🤣🤣

Israel
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on December 05, 2024, 12:05:31 PM: https://youtu.be/0ZBFk-Y-4Jo
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on January 17, 2025, 06:20:15 PM: Stumbled across this screenshot when looking for a picture earlier. Must have saved it for posterity.

(https://i.ibb.co/hWFtJHm/IMG-8656.png) (https://ibb.co/58hfgvR)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on January 17, 2025, 08:30:08 PM: Quote from: Custard on January 17, 2025, 06:20:15 PM
Stumbled across this screenshot when looking for a picture earlier. Must have saved it for posterity.

(https://i.ibb.co/hWFtJHm/IMG-8656.png) (https://ibb.co/58hfgvR)
Thanks for sharing. Lol
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on January 17, 2025, 09:22:29 PM: Jobu not included, probably because he thought he was dead
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on January 18, 2025, 05:35:22 AM: Oh how times have changed…
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on January 18, 2025, 09:28:41 AM: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/bill-burr-faced-sophies-choice-192011950.html
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on January 18, 2025, 11:48:53 AM: Quote from: ThePAMan on January 17, 2025, 09:22:29 PM
Jobu not included, probably because he thought he was dead

I’m not sure I was on here in 2019. So yeah, Spark either forgot about me or thought I was dead. Either way it’s whatever lol.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on January 21, 2025, 03:54:38 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/s6pvmn2/Screenshot-20250115-020332-5.png) (https://ibb.co/hZxR7by)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on January 21, 2025, 04:51:22 PM: God damnit Nichi
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on January 21, 2025, 05:12:09 PM: Quote from: Jobu on January 21, 2025, 04:51:22 PM
God damnit Nichi

he got me good too
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on January 24, 2025, 04:27:51 PM: Breaking News: Mexico just renamed Mar-A-Lago 'Jeffrey Epstein's Outhouse'
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on January 25, 2025, 09:30:55 AM: Quote from: illiniray on January 24, 2025, 04:27:51 PM
Breaking News: Mexico just renamed Mar-A-Lago 'Jeffrey Epstein's Outhouse'

Good.one, Nichi. When will the Epstein files be released? After the scrub Trump's name from them? We all know he is in there....
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on March 06, 2025, 11:09:52 PM: https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1L28x6Z2R4/?mibextid=wwXIfr
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on March 07, 2025, 07:42:52 AM: (https://i.ibb.co/spmq3gSQ/IMG-6859.jpg) (https://ibb.co/mrD4zRst)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on March 07, 2025, 03:13:18 PM: Well, there is a new Will County Courthouse....
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on March 26, 2025, 11:24:47 AM: An 80 year old man sees a Urologist. At the end of the visit, the doctor hands him a jar and tells him he wants him to come back tomorrow with a semen sample.

The old man comes back the next day in the jar is empty. So the doctor asks him what happened?

" well doc, I tried with my left hand... nothing. I tried with my right hand.. nothing. I tried with both hands.. nothing. I went to my wife for help.. nothing. So I went next door to my neighbor Gladys for help.. nothing."
The doc says, hold up. You went to your neighbor Gladys for help?

" yeah! None of us could get the lid off of that damn jar!"
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on March 26, 2025, 11:26:55 AM: Good one, Nichi
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on March 26, 2025, 04:54:56 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/W42nbg3H/Screenshot-20250326-165005-2.png) (https://ibb.co/rRwkC4tQ)
upload images (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ridingthegrange on March 26, 2025, 07:53:16 PM: I can definitely identify with this. My garage goes back further than 82 though.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on March 26, 2025, 09:35:04 PM: He must have dated things like Ms No one's Grandpa.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 06, 2025, 12:55:32 PM: MsNo one didn't see the humor and I don't know why.

https://x.com/i/status/1908667322711023653
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on April 06, 2025, 02:35:05 PM: Quote from: No one in Mn on April 06, 2025, 12:55:32 PM
MsNo one didn't see the humor and I don't know why.

https://x.com/i/status/1908667322711023653

Good one, Mn!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on April 06, 2025, 04:45:22 PM: Haha that’s spot on
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on April 06, 2025, 07:56:08 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on April 06, 2025, 02:35:05 PM
Good one, Mn!

Now they Melania with Trump, vs Melania at the Couture shop
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on May 12, 2025, 12:02:16 PM: 😂

https://x.com/theimmortal007/status/1921889504299733014?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on May 13, 2025, 12:38:05 AM: https://youtube.com/shorts/ZExryJaSx-A
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on June 04, 2025, 04:12:33 PM: Keith Richards on this month’s MH cover

(https://i.ibb.co/fd9h7Ccw/IMG-7362.jpg) (https://ibb.co/JjqfPzhJ)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on June 04, 2025, 04:22:10 PM: Quote from: Custard on June 04, 2025, 04:12:33 PM
Keith Richards on this month’s MH cover

(https://i.ibb.co/fd9h7Ccw/IMG-7362.jpg) (https://ibb.co/JjqfPzhJ)

Too much hair to be a recent photo. Nonetheless, he is somehow still alive.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on June 20, 2025, 11:02:26 AM: "We have the best military equipment in the world. You see that with this fight. We have planes that are undetectable flying around. Nobody's able to see them. Stealth." .. Trump

This sounds like satire, but it appears he actually said it.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on June 20, 2025, 11:18:43 AM: https://youtube.com/shorts/8Z4wzQt5Rl8

https://youtube.com/shorts/1R5q7hbv7qI
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ILLove1997 on August 01, 2025, 12:21:55 PM: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMyYB4AuxQY/?igsh=bDVvcXZoYWlraWFu
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 21, 2025, 11:12:50 AM: (https://i.ibb.co/8gbBj4NT/Screenshot-20250820-103841-2.png) (https://ibb.co/9Hhvq3cz)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on August 21, 2025, 10:29:18 PM: Nice one Ray
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on August 29, 2025, 06:20:00 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/20wYVZVV/Screenshot-20250829-181032-2.png) (https://ibb.co/RG14rjrr)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on September 06, 2025, 01:34:32 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/1Y6yYmq7/Screenshot-20250905-095654-2.png) (https://ibb.co/BHNWHCZc)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on September 06, 2025, 02:04:33 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/PZy1K9Nx/Screenshot-20250824-132413-2.png) (https://ibb.co/Lzy9mJ8S)
big gay al pics (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on September 07, 2025, 12:32:06 AM: Anyone click on the big gay al pics?
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on September 07, 2025, 12:32:39 AM: Quote from: illiniray on August 29, 2025, 06:20:00 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/20wYVZVV/Screenshot-20250829-181032-2.png) (https://ibb.co/RG14rjrr)

Reminds me of the Rodney Carrington song
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on September 10, 2025, 03:09:40 AM: https://x.com/thecriticaldri1/status/1964572986905940145?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on September 26, 2025, 08:40:32 PM: https://x.com/defiantls/status/1960700076403384608?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on October 02, 2025, 08:11:28 AM: https://x.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1973218518893207825?s=46
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Chickengeorge on October 02, 2025, 10:11:24 AM: Quote from: Custard on October 02, 2025, 08:11:28 AM
https://x.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1973218518893207825?s=46

;D
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: ThePAMan on October 02, 2025, 12:47:58 PM: Quote from: Custard on October 02, 2025, 08:11:28 AM
https://x.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1973218518893207825?s=46

(https://i.postimg.cc/LqKCzv73/2d3.gif) (https://postimg.cc/LqKCzv73)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on October 02, 2025, 01:03:54 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on October 02, 2025, 12:47:58 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/LqKCzv73/2d3.gif) (https://postimg.cc/LqKCzv73)

Oooh I like that. Just in time for Oktoberfest!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on October 02, 2025, 03:48:43 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/8LPtDjm7/Screenshot-20251001-165235-2.jpg) (https://ibb.co/gLthMDrR)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on October 02, 2025, 04:08:17 PM: That's a shame. I've never played yahtzee with a squirrel, but I would sure like to!
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on October 02, 2025, 11:29:58 PM: Quote from: Jobu on October 02, 2025, 04:08:17 PM
That's a shame. I've never played yahtzee with a squirrel, but I would sure like to!

Same, brother. But only the white squirrels in Olney. Just to make tempo mad.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on October 03, 2025, 08:09:58 AM: Quote from: Custard on October 02, 2025, 11:29:58 PM
Same, brother. But only the white squirrels in Olney. Just to make tempo mad.

I've seen those! Wild...
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on October 03, 2025, 02:13:13 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/hxn4fjSf/Screenshot-20251003-140001-3.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ymMZS1rS)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on October 07, 2025, 11:00:26 PM: https://x.com/milalovesjoe/status/1975482103509971298?s=46
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on October 22, 2025, 11:46:38 AM: https://x.com/InternetH0F/status/1980952353822884324?t=X3rN3ZsrqkVwr2gV3eqjwA&s=19
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on October 22, 2025, 11:53:57 AM: https://x.com/IamAntifa90069/status/1980548907286376903?t=AOkov7cja9j_OJryrSBVyA&s=19
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on October 22, 2025, 11:58:09 AM: Did you guys hear about the dipshittery at Bradley over the weekend? Lol

Some idiot has friends visiting. One said friend has a gun. They're in this dudes dorm room fucking around and dude fucks up and shoots someone lol.

Idk. I had some dumb friends, but none of them ever came to school to visit, packing a weapon.

Anyway, pretty funny and weird.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on October 24, 2025, 04:06:25 PM: https://newsthump.com/2025/01/22/trump-signs-executive-order-to-review-the-woke-ten-commandments/
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on October 24, 2025, 04:14:30 PM: https://www.pokernews.com/news/2025/10/how-gilbert-arenas-caught-attention-of-feds-49844.htm
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on October 25, 2025, 07:33:54 AM: Quote from: Jobu on October 22, 2025, 11:58:09 AM
Did you guys hear about the dipshittery at Bradley over the weekend? Lol

Some idiot has friends visiting. One said friend has a gun. They're in this dudes dorm room fucking around and dude fucks up and shoots someone lol.

Idk. I had some dumb friends, but none of them ever came to school to visit, packing a weapon.

Anyway, pretty funny and weird.
Did you guys hear about the high school cheerleader in Alabama who went to a weekend bonfire and got shot dead by a 27 year old.
High schoolers can do some stupid shit but why is a 27 year old bringing a gun to a weekend bonfire that a bunch of high schoolers are doing ?
Anyway, she wanted to be a nurse and her organs were donated so someone may come out ahead.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on October 25, 2025, 03:18:23 PM: Quote from: No one in Mn on October 25, 2025, 07:33:54 AM
Did you guys hear about the high school cheerleader in Alabama who went to a weekend bonfire and got shot dead by a 27 year old.
High schoolers can do some stupid shit but why is a 27 year old bringing a gun to a weekend bonfire that a bunch of high schoolers are doing ?
Anyway, she wanted to be a nurse and her organs were donated so someone may come out ahead.

Because it was legal for him to do so?

Where you been the last 30 years?
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on October 25, 2025, 04:25:25 PM: Don’t tread on me.
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on November 03, 2025, 05:26:41 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/KjPPkxRR/IMG-8691.jpg) (https://ibb.co/LzFFWdbb)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on November 21, 2025, 05:01:02 PM: https://x.com/mericamemed/status/1991786160117498365?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on November 21, 2025, 05:08:38 PM: https://x.com/dkh013/status/1991475998962147554?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on November 21, 2025, 05:09:03 PM: https://x.com/rickydoggin/status/1991651582354813235?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on December 10, 2025, 12:53:31 PM: https://youtube.com/shorts/IizKn7tEGCo
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Jobu on December 11, 2025, 03:40:40 PM: Service unavailable
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on January 13, 2026, 11:21:48 PM: 😂🤣

https://x.com/karluskap/status/2011160787738640768?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Judge Judy on January 13, 2026, 11:34:15 PM: https://x.com/bonchieredstate/status/2011159771936960847?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Custard on January 16, 2026, 09:11:48 AM: Got a good chuckle out of this one:

https://x.com/hayasaka_aryan/status/2011588694407336170?s=46
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: murphstahoe on January 16, 2026, 11:03:22 AM: Quote from: Custard on January 16, 2026, 09:11:48 AM
Got a good chuckle out of this one:

https://x.com/hayasaka_aryan/status/2011588694407336170?s=46

Note they didn't do this for the immigrant "Melania Knauss" (really - Melanija Knavs - cosplaying as a non-immigrant i guess, sort of like Drumpf)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: Reacher on January 16, 2026, 05:06:25 PM: https://x.com/charise_lee/status/2012163502119768384?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on January 18, 2026, 09:25:57 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/HfZcYWMq/Screenshot-20260118-212012-2.jpg) (https://ibb.co/jPtCGcxD)
Title: Re: Komic Relief
Post by: illiniray on January 18, 2026, 11:47:17 PM: Quote from: Reacher on October 25, 2025, 04:25:25 PM
Don’t tread on me.

(https://i.ibb.co/xq1FFH4Y/Screenshot-20260117-115034-2.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TM4WWLC1)