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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2021, 11:40:27 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2021, 01:25:14 AM »
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2021, 08:45:16 PM »
Turn 40 in a few hours. Got this card in the mail this evening which helped soften the blow.

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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2021, 09:08:19 PM »
They used to say life begins at forty.  They were wrong. 60 Is more like it. They also used to say; if I only knew back then what I know now. At age 60, you realize it's a good thing you didn't. Sometimes, I wish I could turn back time and do a few things differently. But. No. Don't want to go through all that again.
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2021, 11:54:03 AM »
Quote from: Custard on March 23, 2021, 08:45:16 PM
Turn 40 in a few hours. Got this card in the mail this evening which helped soften the blow.



that is hilarious, what a good friend/colleague/family member
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« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2021, 12:17:53 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on March 24, 2021, 11:54:03 AM
that is hilarious, what a good friend/colleague/family member

For sure. I forgot to post the front. The best part is one of my kids got it off my desk and copied it this morning while I fielded a work call.





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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2021, 03:14:42 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2021, 06:09:58 PM »
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2021, 06:40:24 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 21, 2021, 06:09:58 PM
Needed more cleavage.

Did they have printed copies of The Onion outside lecture halls when you were on campus?
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« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2021, 06:48:23 PM »
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Did they have printed copies of The Onion outside lecture halls when you were on campus?

yes
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2021, 08:19:24 PM »
If you are Russian when you enter the bathroom and Finish when you exit; what are while you are in the bathroom?




European!
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« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2021, 06:08:27 PM »
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