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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #270 on: March 06, 2025, 11:09:52 PM »
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« Reply #271 on: March 07, 2025, 07:42:52 AM »
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #272 on: March 07, 2025, 03:13:18 PM »
Well, there is a new Will County Courthouse....
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« Reply #273 on: March 26, 2025, 11:24:47 AM »
An 80 year old man sees a Urologist.  At the end of the visit, the doctor hands him a jar and tells him he wants him to come back tomorrow with a semen sample.     

The old man comes back the next day in the jar is empty. So the doctor asks him what happened?     

" well doc, I tried with my left hand... nothing. I tried with my right hand.. nothing. I tried with both hands.. nothing. I went to my wife for help.. nothing. So I went next door to my neighbor Gladys for help.. nothing."     
The doc says, hold up. You went to your neighbor Gladys for help?     

" yeah! None of us could get the lid off of that damn jar!"
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #274 on: March 26, 2025, 11:26:55 AM »
Good one, Nichi
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« Reply #275 on: March 26, 2025, 04:54:56 PM »
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #276 on: March 26, 2025, 07:53:16 PM »
I can definitely identify with this.  My garage goes back further than 82 though. 
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« Reply #277 on: March 26, 2025, 09:35:04 PM »
He must have dated things like Ms No one's Grandpa.
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« Reply #278 on: April 06, 2025, 12:55:32 PM »
MsNo one didn't see the humor and I don't know why.

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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #279 on: April 06, 2025, 02:35:05 PM »
Quote from: No one in Mn on April 06, 2025, 12:55:32 PM
MsNo one didn't see the humor and I don't know why.

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Good one, Mn!
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #280 on: April 06, 2025, 04:45:22 PM »
Haha that’s spot on
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #281 on: April 06, 2025, 07:56:08 PM »
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Good one, Mn!

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« Reply #282 on: May 12, 2025, 12:02:16 PM »
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« Reply #283 on: May 13, 2025, 12:38:05 AM »
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #284 on: June 04, 2025, 04:12:33 PM »
Keith Richards on this month’s MH cover

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