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2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #465 on: May 16, 2023, 07:50:37 AM »
Belichick respects Eberlose's culture.... he talked to him.after the game! You can't make this shit up.

I'm busting up over this shit. Fucking hilarious.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #466 on: May 16, 2023, 07:51:58 AM »
Eberlose's culture.....hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah!
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #467 on: May 16, 2023, 07:53:06 AM »
Don’t take mine or Bernstein’s word for it. Take Flus’ and Belichick’s

"It was obviously a private conversation, but I can just generalize and say that he was complimentary of the way we’re doing things and what we’re building here," Eberflus said Tuesday of his conversation with Belichick. "That was what the whole conversation was and it was just complimentary of how we’re doing things."

"Obviously a poor performance tonight," Belichick said after the game. "I know we were badly outcoached, outplayed. Just didn't do anything well enough in the game to have a chance to win or deserve to win. Bears did a good job. Totally controlled the game in all three phases."

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #468 on: May 16, 2023, 07:53:51 AM »
PAMan: “Bernstein and Parkins! Har har har!” *I’m so clever*

So you don't have someone to blame for this dumbass take?

Even better.LOL!
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #469 on: May 16, 2023, 07:54:56 AM »
That's why Robert Quinn sucked.  It wasn't actually him.

Don't you know Tempo34 is a football savant? Just ask him...
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #470 on: May 16, 2023, 07:57:42 AM »
BELICHICK TALKED TO EBERLOSE AFTER THE GAME!
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #471 on: May 16, 2023, 07:59:38 AM »
Guessing Bernstein has not lately discussed that coaching is an issue if your team is not in shape to play 4 quarters. See Matt Nagy Era.

This is Dom level football stupid. It’s quite a feat. Thanks for the laugh.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #472 on: May 16, 2023, 08:01:22 AM »
Oh, by the way, Ebeflus’ practices are notoriously “hard,” so saying he didn’t do enough to get them in shape is even more hysterical. If you paid attention to anything other than your own ego, you’d know this.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #473 on: May 16, 2023, 08:03:16 AM »
Again, imagine the level of idiocy it takes to look at the fact that the Bears led the league in dead cap, 1 year contracts on fringe players; and expecting to win in the first year of a new regime that clearly prioritized turning over the roster. All time level dumb. I take it back, Dom is not the dumbest football mind here.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #474 on: May 16, 2023, 08:05:28 AM »
Did Dan McNeil convince you this should have been a playoff team last year?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #475 on: May 16, 2023, 08:25:24 AM »
LOL.

If you recall, they were 2-1 and then lost 3 close games, in part because the Wingback sucked in a Pro Offense. They then started tanking by trading the guys on defense (while wasting. 2 pick on a WR, who yelled at the Wingback on the sidelines because said Wingback could not throw the ball to him).

You act like the tank was the plan all along. Talk about dumb takes. Stupid.

They never game themselves a chance against GB. Running shotgun sneaks at the goal line. It was a collaborative effort. They played “not to lose” the first month or so. Ebeflus got smart and realized that wasn’t going to work and started taking more chances.

You really are an idiot supreme if you can’t see that winning was never really the expectation. Sure, they “wanted” to win. But there’s no way Poles and Flus didn’t know that it was a big uphill battle. Only a complete moron would expect a rookie HC, rookie OC, rookie DC, 2nd year QB to lead an absolutely barren roster to a playoff berth; or anything all that close. Byron Pringle was easily their highest paid WR for Christ sakes.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #476 on: May 16, 2023, 08:25:56 AM »
Byron Pringle is still a FA btw.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #477 on: May 16, 2023, 08:29:03 AM »
For a guy who claims to follow football, you sure are dumb if you don't know the impact coaching has on a team's ability to play 4 quarters.

We are off to  great start with Tempo showing his idiocy before 8am

For a guy who claims to know football one would think to know that you can’t compete for 4 quarters with the fringiest of starters and even worse depth. You hear all the time about good teams have a “rotation of bodies,” especially on the D line. The Bears had nothing of the sort. Fire Poles!
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #478 on: May 16, 2023, 08:30:37 AM »
Don't you know Tempo34 is a football savant? Just ask him...

Not a savant. Just not a pathetic meme fueled moron.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #479 on: May 16, 2023, 08:31:32 AM »
So you don't have someone to blame for this dumbass take?

Even better.LOL!

Yes. Eberflus and Belichick. As quotes above. Hit me with your best meme, memeguy!
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.