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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #480 on: May 16, 2023, 08:32:12 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 16, 2023, 07:59:38 AM
This is Dom level football stupid. It’s quite a feat. Thanks for the laugh.

DID YOU KNOW BELICHICK TALKED TO EBERLOSE AFTER THE GAME!!!!

You can't top this...
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #481 on: May 16, 2023, 08:34:20 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 16, 2023, 08:01:22 AM
Oh, by the way, Ebeflus’ practices are notoriously “hard,” so saying he didn’t do enough to get them in shape is even more hysterical. If you paid attention to anything other than your own ego, you’d know this.

I'm sure Eberlose and Belichick discussed that after the game.

If that is remotely true, then the Bear should not get tired during games.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #482 on: May 16, 2023, 08:35:35 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 16, 2023, 08:03:16 AM
Again, imagine the level of idiocy it takes to look at the fact that the Bears led the league in dead cap, 1 year contracts on fringe players; and expecting to win in the first year of a new regime that clearly prioritized turning over the roster. All time level dumb. I take it back, Dom is not the dumbest football mind here.

Belichick spoke to Eberlose after the game!!!!

I need to change my 14-3 prediction to 17-0 now!
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #483 on: May 16, 2023, 08:37:01 AM »
Poles has created the new winning template, ya’ll!

1) Lead the league in dead cap space
2) Sign a bunch of lottery ticket fringe players who couldn’t get multi-year deals
3) Trade away your best, most expensive players
4) Watch the wins PILE up!
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #484 on: May 16, 2023, 08:38:07 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 16, 2023, 08:35:35 AM
Belichick spoke to Eberlose after the game!!!!

I need to change my 14-3 prediction to 17-0 now!

You really know how to bring the “substance.”
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #485 on: May 16, 2023, 08:38:52 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 16, 2023, 08:37:01 AM
Poles has created the new winning template, ya’ll!

1) Lead the league in dead cap space
2) Sign a bunch of lottery ticket fringe players who couldn’t get multi-year deals
3) Trade away your best, most expensive players
4) Watch the wins PILE up!

5) Hire a coach that Belichick will speak with after the game.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #486 on: May 16, 2023, 08:39:08 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 16, 2023, 08:38:52 AM
5) Hire a coach that Belichick will speak with after the game.

Doesn’t hurt.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #487 on: May 16, 2023, 08:42:38 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 16, 2023, 08:32:12 AM
DID YOU KNOW BELICHICK TALKED TO EBERLOSE AFTER THE GAME!!!!

You can't top this...

Trust me, you’re topping it easily.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #488 on: May 16, 2023, 08:43:58 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 16, 2023, 08:34:20 AM
I'm sure Eberlose and Belichick discussed that after the game.

If that is remotely true, then the Bear should not get tired during games.

Again, the fact that you think I’m the meatball is just stunning. It would be like Phyliss Diller asking Raquel Welch why she’s so ugly.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #489 on: May 16, 2023, 08:45:19 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 16, 2023, 08:32:12 AM
DID YOU KNOW BELICHICK TALKED TO EBERLOSE AFTER THE GAME!!!!

You can't top this...

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #490 on: May 16, 2023, 08:58:38 AM »
Doubt it would happen, but Quinnen Williams would be the cherry on top of the sundae of a good off season.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #491 on: May 16, 2023, 09:18:53 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 16, 2023, 08:43:58 AM
Again, the fact that you think I’m the meatball is just stunning. It would be like Phyliss Diller asking Raquel Welch why she’s so ugly.

You actually raised Belichick speaking with Eberlose after a game as an argument. You have won the HQ2 Meatball Award for the year.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #492 on: May 16, 2023, 09:23:07 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 16, 2023, 09:18:53 AM
You actually raised Belichick speaking with Eberlose after a game as an argument. You have won the HQ2 Meatball Award for the year.


Simply pointing out that the GOAT thinks the Bears are “doing things the right way.” As a retort to your “Eberlose” meme. “Look at me, I’m so clever!” - ThePAMan

Nothing more, nothing less.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #493 on: May 16, 2023, 09:25:21 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 16, 2023, 08:37:01 AM
Poles has created the new winning template, ya’ll!

1) Lead the league in dead cap space
2) Sign a bunch of lottery ticket fringe players who couldn’t get multi-year deals
3) Trade away your best, most expensive players
4) Watch the wins PILE up!

This template will surely be followed by those GMs that want to win, and win NOW! Gotta make sure your players are in shape, though. Gotta be able to play all 4 Quarters.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #494 on: May 16, 2023, 09:41:03 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 12, 2023, 02:48:21 PM
All the articles you post say the HOF is a given. Bear coaches say that he elevates the play of everyone. I guess I am just sipping the kool aid.

I assume you can produce one single article that says the HOF is a given, then.  Should be easy.
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