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2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #510 on: May 16, 2023, 04:11:47 PM »
They never game themselves a chance against GB. Running shotgun sneaks at the goal line. It was a collaborative effort. They played “not to lose” the first month or so. Ebeflus got smart and realized that wasn’t going to work and started taking more chances.

You really are an idiot supreme if you can’t see that winning was never really the expectation. Sure, they “wanted” to win. But there’s no way Poles and Flus didn’t know that it was a big uphill battle. Only a complete moron would expect a rookie HC, rookie OC, rookie DC, 2nd year QB to lead an absolutely barren roster to a playoff berth; or anything all that close. Byron Pringle was easily their highest paid WR for Christ sakes.

Maybe if the Wingback knew how to play QB  they could have eeked out a victory over the Commanders instead of losing 12-7. Given all of his offseason work at the Bulls game and graduation he has put in, he should be ready to be a top 10 passing QB!
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #511 on: May 16, 2023, 04:20:14 PM »
They never game themselves a chance against GB. Running shotgun sneaks at the goal line. It was a collaborative effort. They played “not to lose” the first month or so. Ebeflus got smart and realized that wasn’t going to work and started taking more chances.

It is great that you STILL cannot figure out why the Bear offensive play calling was what it was last year.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #512 on: May 16, 2023, 04:24:30 PM »
Maybe if the Wingback knew how to play QB  they could have eeked out a victory over the Commanders instead of losing 12-7. Given all of his offseason work at the Bulls game and graduation he has put in, he should be ready to be a top 10 passing QB!

Don’t you ever get tired of being stupid?

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #513 on: May 16, 2023, 04:26:10 PM »
If only we had eeked out a win against the Commanders and been drafting 6th; we’d have been so much better off!
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #514 on: May 16, 2023, 04:28:22 PM »
Don’t you ever get tired of being stupid?



Just in case you’re confused on what happened, Justin Fields delivers a well thrown ball at the goal line that is a winning touchdown if not bobbled by Mooney. But again, it’s Fields’ fault!
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #515 on: May 16, 2023, 04:33:15 PM »
If the best you can come up with is “Belichick talked to Eberlose!” maybe you should take the rest of the evening off, and try again tomorrow?
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #516 on: May 16, 2023, 04:34:13 PM »
It is great that you STILL cannot figure out why the Bear offensive play calling was what it was last year.

There were about 4-5 good reasons. All explained to you clearly. Multiple times over.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #517 on: May 16, 2023, 04:40:16 PM »
Just in case you’re confused on what happened, Justin Fields delivers a well thrown ball at the goal line that is a winning touchdown if not bobbled by Mooney. But again, it’s Fields’ fault!

But again, just like St. Brown dropping a perfectly thrown ball on 4th down; I’m sure it’s Fields’ fault Mooney didn’t get deep enough into the end zone and bobbled a well thrown ball.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #519 on: May 16, 2023, 08:37:34 PM »
If the best you can come up with is “Belichick talked to Eberlose!” maybe you should take the rest of the evening off, and try again tomorrow?

Glad you took the advice to heart. You were having a rough day.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #520 on: May 16, 2023, 08:46:38 PM »
It is great that you STILL cannot figure out why the Bear offensive play calling was what it was last year.

What’s “great” is you STILL don’t understand how…

1) most dead cap space in league
2) tons of fringe players on 1 year deals (because those players couldn’t find better contracts)
3) trading away best players
4) Rookie GM, Rookie HC, Rookie OC, Rookie DC, 2nd year quarterback
5) leftovers of talent barren Ryan Pace roster

Didn’t lead to a playoff contender…
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #521 on: May 16, 2023, 10:31:16 PM »
There were about 4-5 good reasons. All explained to you clearly. Multiple times over.

Not by you, that's for sure. Dimwit. LOL
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #522 on: May 16, 2023, 10:32:46 PM »
But again, just like St. Brown dropping a perfectly thrown ball on 4th down; I’m sure it’s Fields’ fault Mooney didn’t get deep enough into the end zone and bobbled a well thrown ball.

What a fucking moron who drives an Uber for a living! LOL
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #523 on: May 16, 2023, 10:35:19 PM »
Don’t you ever get tired of being stupid?



Belichick spoke the Eberlose! Fucking hilarious. What a jackass moron.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #524 on: May 16, 2023, 10:36:19 PM »
Just in case you’re confused on what happened, Justin Fields delivers a well thrown ball at the goal line that is a winning touchdown if not bobbled by Mooney. But again, it’s Fields’ fault!

Moron Dimwit. Cuck.
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