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wtf is wrong with the right?

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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7830 on: October 01, 2025, 04:21:39 PM »
Quote from: Reverend Jalen Hurts on October 01, 2025, 04:19:42 PM
I’ve heard some women say it’s worse. I wouldn’t wish it on Jobu on days I’m mad at him.

Haha, yeah. That's good to know!
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« Reply #7831 on: October 01, 2025, 04:22:54 PM »
Quote from: Reverend Jalen Hurts on October 01, 2025, 04:21:20 PM
I passed one a couple of years ago that was easily bigger than what they’d do surgery for. You don’t want the details on how I passed it.

No, probably not. But hey, if you want to share, we're here for you!

Remember, I'm an EMT. I've seen some shit lol
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7832 on: October 01, 2025, 04:23:27 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on October 01, 2025, 04:20:37 PM
I like that you always find the silver lining.

That's me! All about positivity.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7833 on: October 01, 2025, 04:23:58 PM »
The peeing it out hurts, but that pain is very quick. They can get stuck in the penis. The real pain is when it’s trying to force its way down the ureter. That can take weeks or even months. If you have a bad “episode” with that, everyone in the house will know it.
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« Reply #7834 on: October 01, 2025, 04:25:07 PM »
Quote from: Reverend Jalen Hurts on October 01, 2025, 04:23:58 PM
The peeing it out hurts, but that pain is very quick. They can get stuck in the penis. The real pain is when it’s trying to force its way down the ureter. That can take weeks or even months. If you have a bad “episode” with that, everyone in the house will know it.

Yeah...I bet!
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7835 on: October 01, 2025, 04:26:30 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on October 01, 2025, 04:22:54 PM
No, probably not. But hey, if you want to share, we're here for you!

Remember, I'm an EMT. I've seen some shit lol

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It got stuck in the tip of my penis and I pulled it out with tweezers. Bear in mind they have sharp edges.
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« Reply #7836 on: October 01, 2025, 04:27:55 PM »
Should have been a surgeon, I guess. Skilled hands.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7837 on: October 01, 2025, 04:28:13 PM »
Quote from: Reverend Jalen Hurts on October 01, 2025, 04:26:30 PM
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It got stuck in the tip of my penis and I pulled it out with tweezers. Bear in mind they have sharp edges.

If I were you, I'd share that story with Hoge
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« Reply #7838 on: October 01, 2025, 04:28:27 PM »
Good thing you had tweezers handy.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7839 on: October 01, 2025, 04:28:55 PM »
Quote from: Reverend Jalen Hurts on October 01, 2025, 04:27:55 PM
Should have been a surgeon, I guess. Skilled hands.

Or an Operation professional player.
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« Reply #7840 on: October 01, 2025, 04:29:01 PM »
Quote from: Reverend Jalen Hurts on October 01, 2025, 04:27:55 PM
Should have been a surgeon, I guess. Skilled hands.

But then, you would be missing out on all that uber money.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7841 on: October 01, 2025, 04:29:23 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on October 01, 2025, 04:28:13 PM
If I were you, I'd share that story with Hoge

Hoge wouldn’t be man enough to do it.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7842 on: October 01, 2025, 04:30:00 PM »
Quote from: Reverend Jalen Hurts on October 01, 2025, 04:29:23 PM
Hoge wouldn’t be man enough to do it.

That's the point
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7843 on: October 01, 2025, 04:30:28 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on October 01, 2025, 04:28:55 PM
Or an Operation professional player.

Fuck that game. Try growing up with an alcoholic father and his alcoholic brothers and kicking their ass at that game. I'm lucky to be alive.
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Re: wtf is wrong with the right?
« Reply #7844 on: October 01, 2025, 04:31:03 PM »
He was born at Lincoln and Armitage though, so can’t question his bonafides.
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