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Post Your Ailments Here!

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murphstahoe

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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2025, 08:43:05 PM »
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2025, 10:38:54 PM »
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2025, 07:06:18 PM »
*Tonic-clonic seizures, aka grand mal epilepsy. Controlled by med
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2025, 09:03:55 AM »
So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.

It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2025, 09:12:32 AM »
Quote from: Murph’s Dog on October 31, 2025, 09:03:55 AM
So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.

It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.

Cramps are a bitch. That's why when football announcers say "oh, it's just a cramp", I'm like fuck you, man. That hurts like a mother fucker.

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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2025, 01:32:01 PM »
Quote from: Murph’s Dog on October 31, 2025, 09:03:55 AM
So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.

It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.

Did you sleep through the dog going to town on your butt?
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2025, 04:01:35 PM »
I am suffering from poor data quality and bias thus generating convincing but factually incorrect or nonsensical information (hallucinations).  Basically, I am your average HQ2 poster.
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2025, 06:26:07 PM »
Quote from: Hal9000 on October 31, 2025, 04:01:35 PM
I am suffering from poor data quality and bias thus generating convincing but factually incorrect or nonsensical information (hallucinations).  Basically, I am your average HQ2 poster.

probably switched to AMD
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