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Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1155 on: July 07, 2021, 06:37:33 PM »
This Kofi thing has absolutely nothing to do with basketball.

Has everything to do with leeches looking for the quickest and biggest $$

That could be, but that is not how he is framing it. If it is money; we might have a shot.  My concern is he becomes unhappy with his role.     
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« Reply #1156 on: July 07, 2021, 06:44:49 PM »
That could be, but that is not how he is framing it. If it is money; we might have a shot.  My concern is he becomes unhappy with his role.   

Well…what is he supposed to say?

“ my handlers who have groomed me for a payday just found out I won’t be getting drafted. Because of that, they need to find the largest payout as a replacement as quickly as possible ”

Based upon my understanding, his guys are running the whole search for him. Man, it’s almost as if this wasn’t their first rodeo doing this …
« Last Edit: July 07, 2021, 06:47:43 PM by Breal31 »

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1157 on: July 07, 2021, 06:45:47 PM »
Well…what is he supposed to say?

“ my handlers who have groomed me for a payday just found out I won’t be getting drafted. Because of that, they need to find the fastest andarhest payout as a replacement”

This.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1158 on: July 07, 2021, 06:47:01 PM »
That is true, but not how you framed it. OA and Brad discussed a hands off policy on all incoming recruits and current players. OA running afoul of Illinois would not be in his best interests…there’s a closet he left behind

That's pretty much what tos insider said. Seems to have the same sources as you. I was just wondering out loud if there could be more to it. That is why I wrote maybe and used a question mark.

Same insider seemed to think we have a good shot at keeping Kofi and getting Garcia.  Others with less sterling records think we lead for Garcia. Things can change though.

Another tos rumor not from insiders is Kofi teaming with EJ Liddell. Appears to be based entirely on speculation.   
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1159 on: July 07, 2021, 06:49:16 PM »
Well…what is he supposed to say?

“ my handlers who have groomed me for a payday just found out I won’t be getting drafted. Because of that, they need to find the largest payout as a replacement as quickly as possible ”

Based upon my understanding, his guys are running the whole search for him. Man, it’s almost as if this wasn’t their first rodeo doing this …

Apparently Nichi thinks so.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1160 on: July 07, 2021, 06:51:07 PM »
I have a feeling Rob is right that Underachiever will be out of here when Weber is done. No way Guenther Lite is going to spend the money necessary to get things done.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1161 on: July 07, 2021, 07:34:37 PM »
Well…what is he supposed to say?

“ my handlers who have groomed me for a payday just found out I won’t be getting drafted. Because of that, they need to find the largest payout as a replacement as quickly as possible ”

Based upon my understanding, his guys are running the whole search for him. Man, it’s almost as if this wasn’t their first rodeo doing this …

So they told him to tell espn that he is returning to college so he can display playmaking and shooting skills that were previously overlooked by everyone? He could have said he still needs to work on skill development and sounded halfway credible.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1162 on: July 07, 2021, 07:37:40 PM »
I have a feeling Rob is right that Underachiever will be out of here when Weber is done. No way Guenther Lite is going to spend the money necessary to get things done.

But the people who hired Weber will spend the money?
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1163 on: July 07, 2021, 07:59:39 PM »
Apparently Nichi thinks so.

Nichi's naïveté is one of the consistently charming qualities of this community.

On that note, I just found a 25lb bag of Mahatma white rice. It's about 2/3 full.

I also saw Zach Griffith walking somewhere. We waved.

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1164 on: July 07, 2021, 09:50:40 PM »
Well…what is he supposed to say?


How about something like this:

"I thought I was ready for the NBA, but I found out I need to improve my passing skills and jump shot.  So I am returning to college to work on my game in hopes of improving my draft stock."

Instead of:

"I already have the skills to play in the NBA, but my college coach made me  run the pick and roll all the time, so  ..."
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1165 on: July 07, 2021, 10:10:27 PM »
I can't believe B-Reel has a negative rating on this board.

Except that it's This Board, so I guess it makes sense.

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1166 on: July 07, 2021, 10:22:31 PM »
How about something like this:

"I thought I was ready for the NBA, but I found out I need to improve my passing skills and jump shot.  So I am returning to college to work on my game in hopes of improving my draft stock."

Instead of:

"I already have the skills to play in the NBA, but my college coach made me  run the pick and roll all the time, so  ..."


Everybody on the planet knew he had no face up game and would not or could not pass the ball out of double teams.
They also knew he could not guard an empty chair in space.

If he had any of those skills that he was not allowed to show at Illinois he could have done so in workouts with teams. He doesn't have them yet, and didn’t develop enough of them since March.
In fact, they apparently do not think he is even close enough or showing the potential to take a flyer on him and give him a select contract or 2 way in G league. I am sure he can play G league at the standard salary. Obviously, overseas is an option and he could make some money.

He will be a beast again at what he does in college. I am not sure it does a lot for his NBA status.
He will make some money via NIL. Who knows how much.




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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1167 on: July 07, 2021, 10:44:22 PM »
I can't believe B-Reel has a negative rating on this board.

Except that it's This Board, so I guess it makes sense.

The best  insider at TOS gets all kinds of grief. And he is not condescending. /s  Told 'em he was about  done yesterday.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1168 on: July 07, 2021, 10:47:44 PM »
I am surprised anyone has to explain why he’s doing what he’s doing.

Honestly if it comes down to letting Kofi shoot jumpers I’d rather make a wholesale move to a more modern roster, preferably with Garcia.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1169 on: July 07, 2021, 11:00:44 PM »
I am surprised anyone has to explain why he’s doing what he’s doing.

Honestly if it comes down to letting Kofi shoot jumpers I’d rather make a wholesale move to a more modern roster, preferably with Garcia.

What are our chances to get Garcia?