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Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?

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Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« on: October 14, 2023, 10:08:52 PM »
If so, name them.

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@ Minn (will Mn be there?)
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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2023, 10:21:49 PM »
MN, IN, NU
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Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock. Priorities?!

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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2023, 10:26:11 PM »
MN, IN, NU

Would think the popular choices.  Ergo, the Illini will fuck it up and will need one from IA or WI.
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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2023, 11:10:59 PM »
Wisky will likely be down their starting QB. Yeah he wasn't very good but their backup is unproven. That one is winnable.
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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2023, 06:20:59 AM »
Wisky will likely be down their starting QB. Yeah he wasn't very good but their backup is unproven. That one is winnable.

If so, name them.

Wisconsin @ home
@ Minn (will Mn be there?)
Indiana @ home
@ Iowa
NU @ home
There's a good chance I'll be out of town but the gofer audio system is also eardrum shatteringly loud.

I had no illusions that we would beat the Terps and none that we can get a road win at xxxx, so I'll go with we need 1 vs the weasels or the rodents. Hopefully Mordecai is out and the gofs get banged up at xxxx this Saturday and mugged by Sparty the following weekend.
I'm good with winning our next 3.
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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2023, 09:11:26 AM »
100% accurate...hear hear...read the whole thing...

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2023/10/15/23917636/illinois-maryland-bret-bielema-big-ten-college-footballs

It has long been posited — mostly by apologists — that Illinois is the type of place where it’s next to impossible to sustain success. That’s a load of excuse-laden bull, though. It always has been a matter of hiring the right coach, at which Illinois has been its own worst enemy. Unless, of course, Bielema is that guy. And he might be.

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There are games upcoming against Wisconsin, Minnesota, Indiana, Iowa and Northwestern. All those teams are beatable. There will be no excuses good enough to shield the man in charge if the season doesn’t end with some lower-tier bowl assignment or another.
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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2023, 10:00:52 AM »
"There will be no excuses good enough to shield the man in charge if the season doesn’t end with some lower-tier bowl assignment or another."

Hogwash.

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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2023, 11:28:27 AM »
"There will be no excuses good enough to shield the man in charge if the season doesn’t end with some lower-tier bowl assignment or another."

Hogwash.

He doesn’t call the plays.
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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2023, 12:07:04 PM »
"There will be no excuses good enough to shield the man in charge if the season doesn’t end with some lower-tier bowl assignment or another."

Hogwash.

That is not Murder's Row at this point,  Mn. If he can't pull 3 wins out, that is on him and his roster construction (in year 3).
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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2023, 05:26:24 PM »
He doesn’t call the plays.

He started calling more plays and we won so yay
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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2023, 06:46:44 PM »
Sorry! The page you were looking for cannot be found.

100% accurate...hear hear...read the whole thing...

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2023/10/15/23917636/illinois-maryland-bret-bielema-big-ten-college-footballs

It has long been posited — mostly by apologists — that Illinois is the type of place where it’s next to impossible to sustain success. That’s a load of excuse-laden bull, though. It always has been a matter of hiring the right coach, at which Illinois has been its own worst enemy. Unless, of course, Bielema is that guy. And he might be.


Ray Eliot, Pete Elliot, Mike White, John Mackovic.

I am not sure if:

*Any of them would be good enough based on overall revords.

*we could attract an up and coming coach of that caliber at this point.

A BB level retread is probably the best we can do.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2023, 10:54:14 PM by illiniray »
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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2023, 07:16:13 PM »
Sorry! The page you were looking for cannot be found.

Ray Elite,Pete Elliot, Mike White, John Mackovic.

I am not sure if:

*Any of them would be good enough based on overall revords.

*we could attract an up and coming coach of that caliber at this point.

A BB level retread is probably the best we can do.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2023/10/15/23917636/illinois-maryland-bret-bielema-big-ten-college-football
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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2023, 07:17:02 PM »
Sorry! The page you were looking for cannot be found.

Ray Elite,Pete Elliot, Mike White, John Mackovic.

I am not sure if:

*Any of them would be good enough based on overall revords.

*we could attract an up and coming coach of that caliber at this point.

A BB level retread is probably the best we can do.

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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2023, 07:17:44 PM »
He started calling more plays and we won so yay

Lunney convinced him to go for the TD at the end of the half.
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Re: Do the Illini have 3 more wins in them?
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2023, 07:33:05 PM »
https://chicago.suntimes.com/2023/10/15/23917636/illinois-maryland-bret-bielema-big-ten-college-football
It's paywalled. But what I could see ..

Yep, we lost to PSU. I never expected a win.
Yep, we lost at PU. I hoped for a win but didn't expect one. They have our number.
Yep, we lost to Nebraska. That was a win we needed to get to 6-6. So we need to beat Wisco or the gofs to get to 6-6.

Yep, we lost a ton of players and a DC who had us at the top of the country. 5-7 was never out of the question.
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