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2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #495 on: May 16, 2023, 10:58:46 AM »
I assume you can produce one single article that says the HOF is a given, then.  Should be easy.

Spark, you missed this part right thereafter...

Drats! My attempts at hyperbole were exposed!

Please try and keep up. We are now onto OMG! BELICHICK SPOKE WITH EBERLOSE AFTER THE PATRIOTS GAME! As evidence of Eberlose being the next Lombardi.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #496 on: May 16, 2023, 11:00:04 AM »


Simply pointing out that the GOAT thinks the Bears are “doing things the right way.” As a retort to your “Eberlose” meme. “Look at me, I’m so clever!” - ThePAMan

Nothing more, nothing less.

I am sure Belichick was impressed with the game film from the Bear 12-7 loss to the Commander the week before.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #497 on: May 16, 2023, 11:01:01 AM »
Gotta make sure your players are in shape, though. Gotta be able to play all 4 Quarters.

If you say the Bear would get tired during games last year, being able to play all 4 quarters would be a start.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #498 on: May 16, 2023, 11:02:11 AM »


Simply pointing out that the GOAT thinks the Bears are “doing things the right way.” As a retort to your “Eberlose” meme. “Look at me, I’m so clever!” - ThePAMan

Nothing more, nothing less.

HQ2 Meatball Award winner. Hilarious.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #499 on: May 16, 2023, 01:20:09 PM »
Spark, you missed this part right thereafter...

Please try and keep up. We are now onto OMG! BELICHICK SPOKE WITH EBERLOSE AFTER THE PATRIOTS GAME! As evidence of Eberlose being the next Lombardi.

No penchant for rampant hyperbole here.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #500 on: May 16, 2023, 01:22:53 PM »
If you say the Bear would get tired during games last year, being able to play all 4 quarters would be a start.

They had poor quality starters with even less depth, genius. In a year where turning over the roster was clearly prioritized over “winning.” JFC how are you not able to understand this?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #501 on: May 16, 2023, 01:24:10 PM »
HQ2 Meatball Award winner. Hilarious.

PatheticTrollMan should be your new username.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #502 on: May 16, 2023, 01:34:50 PM »
No penchant for rampant hyperbole here.

I am not as proficient as some at strawman construction. But I have been watching a master at work and taking notes.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #503 on: May 16, 2023, 01:36:21 PM »
They had poor quality starters with even less depth, genius. In a year where turning over the roster was clearly prioritized over “winning.” JFC how are you not able to understand this?

You are the one who said they would get tired during games. If that is an issue, that is on the coach. At least partly.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #504 on: May 16, 2023, 01:37:37 PM »
PatheticTrollMan should be your new username.

If I study the master hard enough, I may get to TheSTRAWMan.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #505 on: May 16, 2023, 02:14:53 PM »
I am not as proficient as some at strawman construction. But I have been watching a master at work and taking notes.

I am guilty of saying Justin Fields could get better at being an NFL quarterback, and that Belichick praised Eberflus, which he did. That’s about it. Keep up the good work InflammatoryForNoReasonMan.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #506 on: May 16, 2023, 02:23:33 PM »
HQ2 Meatball Award winner. Hilarious.

Again, imagine the incredible lack of intellect it takes to look at the way the team was ran last year, and think that “winning” was the priority. Pretty astounding.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #507 on: May 16, 2023, 03:48:32 PM »
Again, imagine the incredible lack of intellect it takes to look at the way the team was ran last year, and think that “winning” was the priority. Pretty astounding.

Strawmen. As far as the eye can see.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #508 on: May 16, 2023, 03:49:14 PM »
I am guilty of saying Justin Fields could get better at being an NFL quarterback, and that Belichick praised Eberflus, which he did. That’s about it. Keep up the good work InflammatoryForNoReasonMan.

You are guilty of many things. Being HQ2's Number 1 Strawman Builder is one of them.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #509 on: May 16, 2023, 03:50:28 PM »
I am guilty of saying Justin Fields could get better at being an NFL quarterback, and that Belichick praised Eberflus, which he did. That’s about it. Keep up the good work InflammatoryForNoReasonMan.

Belichick talked to Eberlose after the game!
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