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Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #90 on: September 08, 2023, 08:01:44 PM »
I blame Jim Leonhard. Fucker is making the D bad on purpose since he is being paid by Wisconsin
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #91 on: September 08, 2023, 08:02:21 PM »
Illinois' coordinators have been terrible this game.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #92 on: September 08, 2023, 08:02:29 PM »
You can't give up that score after the slice of momentum they got. That's pathetic.

And on the big play, looked like the Illini had a chance to make a big play. Next thing you know, 50 yards KU.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #93 on: September 08, 2023, 08:03:47 PM »
Now this is the quality football analysis only someone with a penis can give you.

Did you not just watch them let Kansas go down the field and score in less than one minute with little to no resistance? How could the defense get much worse? And what kind of “analysis” is needed?

The defense sucks. It’s obvious. Will it get better? Maybe, but I honestly have doubts.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #94 on: September 08, 2023, 08:05:19 PM »
Looks like we’re back to lovie era football. Both of our coordinators are trash.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #95 on: September 08, 2023, 08:07:07 PM »
It’s the first half of the 2nd game. Not gonna throw out the baby with the bath water, but yeah, not looking good so far.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #96 on: September 08, 2023, 08:07:15 PM »


I smell a raise for Aaron Henry
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #97 on: September 08, 2023, 08:09:01 PM »
Looks like we’re back to lovie era football. Both of our coordinators are trash.

I fear you may be on to something. We look poorly coached right now.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #98 on: September 08, 2023, 08:09:33 PM »
My scouting days are over

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #99 on: September 08, 2023, 08:11:36 PM »
I said if they win 6 I'd be happy. I don't get the people who thought they could win 8 or more games bringing in this many new players.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #100 on: September 08, 2023, 08:14:06 PM »
I said if they win 6 I'd be happy. I don't get the people who thought they could win 8 or more games bringing in this many new players.

They keep playing like this they won't be invited to the Lunchables.com bowl.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #101 on: September 08, 2023, 08:14:11 PM »
I said if they win 6 I'd be happy. I don't get the people who thought they could win 8 or more games bringing in this many new players.

This is a good point. I just wasn’t expecting to watch a high school defense. That’s where I am kinda stunned.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #102 on: September 08, 2023, 08:15:35 PM »
I fear you may be on to something. We look poorly coached right now.

I'm going to guess we don't have the horses to compete.  The one guy in the secondary is an ex-walk on, right?
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #103 on: September 08, 2023, 08:18:38 PM »
It’s fine. It’s only the 2nd game. Totally fine for the defense to get torched. They’ll be much better against big 10 teams. Nothing at all to worry about, fellas.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #104 on: September 08, 2023, 08:20:17 PM »
It’s fine. It’s only the 2nd game. Totally fine for the defense to get torched. They’ll be much better against big 10 teams. Nothing at all to worry about, fellas.

Betting FOX is really stoked to have the Big Noon Game Show in Champaign next weekend!
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