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Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!

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Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« on: September 05, 2023, 01:33:12 PM »
Date/Time: Friday, Sept. 8 | 6:30 p.m. CT
Location:   Lawrence, Kansas (David Booth Kansas Memorial Stadium) (so Judge Judy knows to drive to Bloody Kansas)
TV:   ESPN2 (Anish Shroff (play-by-play), Andre Ware (analyst), and Paul Carcaterra (reporter))

Betting odds listed at VSIN:
Opening line: Illini +4 o/u 55.5
South Point: Illini +3
Circa: Illini +3 57
Golden Nugget & Westgate: same as Circa
Wynn and Station: Illini +3 56.5

All the stuff stolen from FightingIllini.com:
ALL-TIME SERIES vs. KANSAS
Series: 3-2
Last: Kansas 47, Illinois 7 (9/21/68 at Illinois)
at Lawrence: 0-1 (L, 26-4 in 1892)
Bielema vs. Kansas: 0-0
Bad news galore!

• Saturday’s game will be the sixth meeting between Illinois and Kansas.
• The teams have not met since 1968 in Champaign, when Illinois snapped a three-game winning streak over Kansas with a 47-7 loss.
• Illinois will visit Lawrence, Kansas for the first time in 131 years.
• The last time Illinois visited Lawrence, it was the 16th game in program history. 
• When Illinois last visited Lawrence in 1892, it was part of a three-game, four-day swing through the state of Kansas. The Illini played Baker in Baldwin City on Oct. 26 (W, 26-10), then played at KU the next day on Oct. 27 (L, 26-4), before taking a day off Oct. 28 and playing Kansas City Athletic Club in Kansas City, Kansas on Oct. 29 (W, 42-0).

Illinois-Kansas all-time results:
*Saturday, September 21 1968 Home L 7-47
*Saturday, October 5 1929 Home W 25-0
*Saturday, October 6 1917 Home W 22-0
*Saturday, October 7 1916 Home W 30-0
*Thursday, October 27 1892 Away L 4-26

Kansas wearing black uniforms. I have read the QB will play.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2023, 01:57:52 PM »
We gonna wear white ?

The only thing that I think I misremember is being in the West stands and seeing Bobby Douglass throw a dart to a receiver 20 yards or so down the middle.
The ball was about 5 yards short. Just an awful throw.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2023, 02:55:47 PM »
We gonna wear white ?

The only thing that I think I misremember is being in the West stands and seeing Bobby Douglass throw a dart to a receiver 20 yards or so down the middle.
The ball was about 5 yards short. Just an awful throw.

You could be confusing it with his time as a Bear.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2023, 03:03:18 PM »
How did they do a 4 game swing through Kansas back then? Train? Stage coach?
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2023, 03:08:17 PM »
How did they do a 4 game swing through Kansas back then? Train? Stage coach?

Nichi probably knows as was probably the water boy at the time.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2023, 08:06:44 PM »
Illini 27 Kansas 22

Book it!!!

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2023, 12:02:31 AM »
Nichi probably knows as was probably the water boy at the time.

Passenger train.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2023, 09:54:09 AM »
Maybe they rode those cool bikes with the big front wheel
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2023, 01:00:30 PM »
Maybe they rode those cool bikes with the big front wheel

Murph's grandfather was in Champaign at the time complaining about those horseless carriages hogging the road.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2023, 01:51:59 PM »
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2023, 05:26:43 PM »
We gonna wear white ?

The only thing that I think I misremember is being in the West stands and seeing Bobby Douglass throw a dart to a receiver 20 yards or so down the middle.
The ball was about 5 yards short. Just an awful throw.

You were at a game in 1968? And you remember it?

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2023, 05:27:39 PM »
Murph's grandfather was in Champaign at the time complaining about those horseless carriages hogging the road.

Mn is apparently way too old to be my Grandfather

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2023, 12:46:59 PM »
Kansas QB is playing per the ESPN.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2023, 02:57:12 PM »
Tempo quit spamming the board.

Let’s go, Illini!!
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Friday Night, 9/8, v Kansas!
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2023, 03:53:40 PM »
Was looking forward to a game thread, but with the weird Tempo shit going on, I think I’ll pass.
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