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Reacher

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Let’s talk about movies
« on: April 24, 2023, 08:49:54 PM »
New, old, anything you want.

Just saw a question: “What movie has too many sequels?” There are lots of movies with too many sequels, but the first one that came to mind for me had only two. Taken was a bad ass movie. Taken 2 was watchable. Taken 3 literally might be the worst movie I’ve ever watched.

Whatcha got? Or any other thoughts on a movie are fine.
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2023, 09:14:29 PM »
Fast & Furious.
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2023, 09:22:40 PM »
Whispers in the Wind

To Each His Own

Put It Where It Doesn't Belong

My Pipes Need Cleaning

All Tit-Fucking, Volume 8

I Need Your Cock

Ass-Worshipping Rimjobbers

My Cunt and Eight Shafts

Cum Clean

Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts

Cum Buns 3

Cumming in Socks

Cum on Eileen

Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum

Girls Who Crave Cock

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Pink Pussy Lips

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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2023, 10:40:01 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on April 24, 2023, 08:49:54 PM
New, old, anything you want.

Just saw a question: “What movie has too many sequels?” There are lots of movies with too many sequels, but the first one that came to mind for me had only two. Taken was a bad ass movie. Taken 2 was watchable. Taken 3 literally might be the worst movie I’ve ever watched.

Whatcha got? Or any other thoughts on a movie are fine.

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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2023, 10:41:01 PM »
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2023, 01:08:12 AM »
I don’t think American Pie needed as many sequels and spin-offs.
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2023, 07:52:39 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 24, 2023, 09:22:40 PM

Cum on Eileen


Wonder what Eileen looks like.  I also wonder if they play the song in the movie.  Like, if they time the money shot with the chorus.  That would be amazing.
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2023, 08:00:23 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 24, 2023, 09:22:40 PM
Whispers in the Wind

To Each His Own

Put It Where It Doesn't Belong

My Pipes Need Cleaning

All Tit-Fucking, Volume 8

I Need Your Cock

Ass-Worshipping Rimjobbers

My Cunt and Eight Shafts

Cum Clean

Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts

Cum Buns 3

Cumming in Socks

Cum on Eileen

Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum

Girls Who Crave Cock

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Men Alone 2: The K-Y Connection

Pink Pussy Lips

All Holes Filled with Hard Cock

Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2023, 12:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Chickengeorge on April 25, 2023, 08:00:23 AM
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup

And that's a White Sox winner!

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[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter]

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : Excuse me. But do you sell videotapes?

Randal Graves : Yeah, what're you looking for?

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup".

Randal Graves : Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now; lemme make sure they got it.

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : 'Kay.

Randal Graves : What's it called again?

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup".

'Happy-Scrappy' Kid : "Happy Scrappy"!

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : She loves it.

Randal Graves : Obviously.

[into the phone]

Randal Graves : Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling. Customer #4352. I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking, Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rimjobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns 3", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum on Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone 2: The K-Y Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".

'Happy-Scrappy' Kid : "Scrappy"!

Randal Graves : Yup. Oh, wait a minute.

[to the woman]

Randal Graves : Uh, what was that called again?

Hilarious.
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2023, 12:44:21 PM »
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Randal Graves : Embolism in a pool.

Dante Hicks : What an embarrassing way to die.

Randal Graves : That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.

Dante Hicks : How did he die?

Randal Graves : He broke his neck.

Dante Hicks : That's embarrassing?

Randal Graves : He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick!
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Randal Graves : This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on.

Coroner : Actually, I once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis.

[Randal sorrowfully looks down, remembering his cousin Walter]



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Randal Graves : [talking about the second Death Star]  A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.

Dante Hicks : Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at...

Randal Graves : Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.

Dante Hicks : All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?

Randal Graves : All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.

[notices Dante's confusion]

Randal Graves : All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.

Blue Collar Man : Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh, what are you talking about?

Randal Graves : The ending of "Return of the Jedi".

Dante Hicks : My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2023, 01:44:41 PM »
The best line from that movie (and there are quite a few) has got to be this:

"Hey! Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2023, 02:26:43 PM »
Quote from: Chickengeorge on April 25, 2023, 01:44:41 PM
The best line from that movie (and there are quite a few) has got to be this:

"Hey! Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

LOL. Yes, yes it is.
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2023, 03:54:37 PM »
Quote from: Custard on April 24, 2023, 10:41:01 PM
GTFO

The point of that movie is not really about getting in to start with.

I think.
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2023, 08:20:57 PM »
going to watch George Foreman movie this weekend
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Re: Let’s talk about movies
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2023, 09:52:29 PM »
Quote from: sharethejuice on April 25, 2023, 08:20:57 PM
going to watch George Foreman movie this weekend

What size popcorn/drink combo you going to get?
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