If someone offered you a lottery ticket for 1 millions bucks and said there’s a 1% chance you win. Would you refuse the ticket because “there’s no chance?”
Nope.
Did you think that was a good analogy? It absolutely wasn't.
If someone offered you one lottery ticket with a 1% chance to win and another with a 0% chance to win, do they have the same odds? Or is 1% different than 0%?
If I said about one event, this happens about 1 time out of 100, and another event, this has never and could never happen - do the events have the same odds of occurring? Or is one far more likely?
As a reminder, it's YOU, not me, that's insisting that me saying "there's a non-zero chance but it's so unlikely that it isn't worth spending time on" is the same as me saying, in your words over and over, "ZERO PERCENT CHANCE". I've been exceedingly clear that I don't think it's a zero. I definitely don't think it's 1/50 or 1/100 though. I think it's much, much closer to the odds that Coach K comes back to coach us than you want to admit - both are non-zero, but so unlikely that they aren't really worth discussing much.