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2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD

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Lkdog

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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #510 on: April 18, 2023, 09:05:00 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on April 18, 2023, 07:48:45 AM
Acewolf to Arizona State.

Manual -> Morgan Park -> Illinois -> LSU -> Arizona State.

Quite an adventure.  Wonder where he will transfer next.

Unless he learns how to shoot his next stop will be a pretty low level league overseas.

He is not very good at basketball.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #511 on: April 18, 2023, 09:09:12 AM »
Quote from: FaninCa on April 18, 2023, 04:53:11 AM
Perhaps we need a poll regarding Squeaky's reason for death?

A. Murdered by an 11 year old's dad.
B. Fetanyl overdose
C. Murdered in prison
D. Murdered by FBI while "protecting" Trump
E. Death from AIDS

I think we can add:

F) Choking on own vomit.
G) Dying in fire in the flop house.
H) Being killed by guys he owed money to for not paying off a bet.

He has a lot to look forward to.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #512 on: April 18, 2023, 10:21:24 AM »
Anyone old enough to remember Jack, the manager  who stole from from CCC? Nice guy really, but he got in deep with the wrong people. Actually got knee capped one time.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #513 on: April 18, 2023, 10:52:20 AM »
And in other news:

Indy Illini is saying how he impacts lives.
https://www.illinoisloyalty.com/post/illinois-hoops-recruiting-thread.31177/page-11#post-1899059


And apparently if you scroll down Bardo believes that Hawkins is gone and TSJ coming back.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #514 on: April 18, 2023, 10:58:11 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on April 18, 2023, 07:48:45 AM
Acewolf to Arizona State.

Manual -> Morgan Park -> Illinois -> LSU -> Arizona State.

Quite an adventure.  Wonder where he will transfer next.
I wonder if at some point they'll ever be an epiphany that transferring in the first place was stupid or if he's going to just coast into playing in the Caribbean or Asia or some 3rd tier euro league.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #515 on: April 18, 2023, 11:05:40 AM »
Adam Miller made a reasonable decision to go to LSU.

Will Wade had put several guys into the NBA from LSU.  It’s not Miller’s fault that he blew out his knee and his coach got fired. 

He will receive far better coaching from Bobby Hurley than he did with his prior coaches. 
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #516 on: April 18, 2023, 11:55:16 AM »
I'm sure if Brad Underwood were 141-113 and 71-76 in the conference with 0 tournament wins in 8 seasons you'd be here singing his praises from the mountaintops.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #517 on: April 18, 2023, 12:04:45 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 18, 2023, 11:55:16 AM
I'm sure if Brad Underwood were 141-113 and 71-76 in the conference with 0 tournament wins in 8 seasons you'd be here singing his praises from the mountaintops.

71-76 is pretty damn good compared to Underwood’s record without Kofi Cockburn (31-45).

Expectations are much higher at Illinois.  And Underwood has failed to meet them period.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #518 on: April 18, 2023, 12:16:04 PM »
"If you ignore most of the years, Hurley's record is actually better than Underwood's."

Perfect.

I love the idea that you think Hurley is a good coach though, that's fucking hilarious.

For all the anger about Underwood only having won 4 tournament games in his career, he's got 4 more tournament wins than Bobby Hurley.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2023, 12:20:26 PM by spark mandrill »
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #519 on: April 18, 2023, 01:08:13 PM »
Quote from: illinicalvin on April 18, 2023, 10:58:11 AM
I wonder if at some point they'll ever be an epiphany that transferring in the first place was stupid or if he's going to just coast into playing in the Caribbean or Asia or some 3rd tier euro league.

I also wonder if there's even a chance he gets an education?  I blame the parents.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #520 on: April 18, 2023, 01:09:02 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 18, 2023, 08:48:36 AM
I bet he’s never been invested more than a couple hundred dollars at a time.

Squeaky once claimed he was making $200k annually.  Perhaps he meant $200k lifetime earnings though?
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #521 on: April 18, 2023, 01:31:05 PM »
Quote from: FaninCa on April 18, 2023, 01:09:02 PM
Squeaky once claimed he was making $200k annually.  Perhaps he meant $200k lifetime earnings though?

Sure it wasn't his brother Speedy? Maybe $200,000 pesos?  :P
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #522 on: April 18, 2023, 01:37:32 PM »
Quote from: FaninCa on April 18, 2023, 01:09:02 PM
Squeaky once claimed he was making $200k annually.  Perhaps he meant $200k lifetime earnings though?


Everybody here pays more in taxes annually than he earns in a year.

He lives in a flop house.

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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #523 on: April 18, 2023, 01:46:17 PM »
Quote from: Lkdog on April 18, 2023, 09:09:12 AM
I think we can add:

F) Choking on own vomit.
G) Dying in fire in the flop house.
H) Being killed by guys he owed money to for not paying off a bet.

He has a lot to look forward to.

I'm going with H.  11 year olds are too clever for Squeaky.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #524 on: April 18, 2023, 02:32:56 PM »
Quote from: FaninCa on April 18, 2023, 01:09:02 PM
Squeaky once claimed he was making $200k annually.  Perhaps he meant $200k lifetime earnings though?

He claimed earlier this week he was a "veritable billionaire".

It's almost like the dude is incapable of being honest, huh?

I'm sure when he inevitably loses the bets he makes he explains that really, if you just ignore all the parts I was wrong about, I won the bet.  Seems to be his way.
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