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2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD

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spark mandrill

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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #480 on: April 17, 2023, 04:37:59 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:58:32 PM
Champaign Transplant got so furious with Rob over that.

Very rarely has a person taken themselves so seriously that was so clearly a complete joke as Champaign Transplant.

Actually there’s a guy on the scout board right now that I’m like 60% sure is him.  Talks big about how he has experience and knows all about all these things, and then posts and it’s immediately clear he has no fucking idea what he’s talking about.  He claims to be a big stats guy and then uses FGA as some kind of end all stat about the quality of a basketball offense.  It’s hilarious.

Last time I got into it with him he was explaining that Andres Feliz could’ve played an extra season because of COVID.  Even posted a thing about how any player on a roster in 2020-21 was eligible for an extra year.  When I pointed out Feliz wasn’t on that year’s roster, he simply said “I am correct.  Let’s move on”.

That sort of unearned confidence never fails to make me laugh.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #481 on: April 17, 2023, 04:47:09 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:37:59 PM
Very rarely has a person taken themselves so seriously that was so clearly a complete joke as Champaign Transplant.

Actually there’s a guy on the scout board right now that I’m like 60% sure is him.  Talks big about how he has experience and knows all about all these things, and then posts and it’s immediately clear he has no fucking idea what he’s talking about.  He claims to be a big stats guy and then uses FGA as some kind of end all stat about the quality of a basketball offense.  It’s hilarious.

Last time I got into it with him he was explaining that Andres Feliz could’ve played an extra season because of COVID.  Even posted a thing about how any player on a roster in 2020-21 was eligible for an extra year.  When I pointed out Feliz wasn’t on that year’s roster, he simply said “I am correct.  Let’s move on”.

That sort of unearned confidence never fails to make me laugh.

Speaking of the Scout board, you are Trent Reynolds. You and your butt buddy Swank59 are the two biggest loser Illini “fans” outside of the idiots on Loyalty
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #482 on: April 17, 2023, 04:48:57 PM »
Board’s been a whole lot better since they got rid of you, that’s for sure.

That’s one thing that’s been uniformly true about Illini forums for two decades now: when Truth finally and inevitably gets permabanned, the board is much improved.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #483 on: April 17, 2023, 04:52:07 PM »
I’m reading Loyalty now actually…
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #484 on: April 17, 2023, 04:53:53 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 04:52:07 PM
I’m reading Loyalty now actually…

Why?
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #485 on: April 17, 2023, 04:54:25 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:48:57 PM
Board’s been a whole lot better since they got rid of you, that’s for sure.

That’s one thing that’s been uniformly true about Illini forums for two decades now: when Truth finally and inevitably gets permabanned, the board is much improved.

It’s full of dweebs giving Jeremy Werner money to push pollyanna bullshit.

There’s 2 legit fans on that board.  IllTex and Beaker.  The rest are nothing but an echo chamber of mediocrity lovers
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #486 on: April 17, 2023, 04:56:04 PM »
I’m honestly surprised SWIllini, Zentrails, Audi, are still alive. They must all be as old as Nichi.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #487 on: April 17, 2023, 04:56:10 PM »
Lmao I forgot about CT/The Jones' tax issues. One of the better side plots of HQ for that time period.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #488 on: April 17, 2023, 04:56:12 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:53:53 PM
Why?

Just seeing if there are any familiar names and any interesting rumors.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #489 on: April 17, 2023, 04:57:19 PM »
Quote from: Dominic on April 17, 2023, 04:54:25 PM
It’s full of dweebs giving Jeremy Werner money to push pollyanna bullshit.

There’s 2 legit fans on that board.  IllTex and Beaker.  The rest are nothing but an echo chamber of mediocrity lovers

Hahahaha, why am I not surprised that you're a fan of the two stupidest, most always-wrong motherfuckers outside of yourself?

Just a perfect post.  Neither of those guys have been right about a single thing in like a decade, but they - like you - operate on the "just pretend I was right" principle.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #490 on: April 17, 2023, 04:57:37 PM »
Quote from: illinicalvin on April 17, 2023, 04:56:10 PM
Lmao I forgot about CT/The Jones' tax issues. One of the better side plots of HQ for that time period.

That’s one thing I do remember.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #491 on: April 17, 2023, 04:58:26 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:57:19 PM
Hahahaha, why am I not surprised that you're a fan of the two stupidest, most always-wrong motherfuckers outside of yourself?

Just a perfect post.  Neither of those guys have been right about a single thing in like a decade, but they - like you - operate on the "just pretend I was right" principle.

Which is a cousin of the Peter Principle.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #492 on: April 17, 2023, 04:59:29 PM »
Truth thinks the Peter Principle is a theory about high school girls tennis.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #493 on: April 17, 2023, 05:01:55 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:57:19 PM
Hahahaha, why am I not surprised that you're a fan of the two stupidest, most always-wrong motherfuckers outside of yourself?

Just a perfect post.  Neither of those guys have been right about a single thing in like a decade, but they - like you - operate on the "just pretend I was right" principle.

IllTex was right before anyone else on Chris Beard.  While every other poster on that site was making excuses for Groce and Underwood,he’s the only guy making sense saying that yea it’s possible for a coach to have immediate success.

I believe he also said how much Lovie sucked before anyone else other than me of course.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #494 on: April 17, 2023, 05:02:04 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:57:19 PM
Hahahaha, why am I not surprised that you're a fan of the two stupidest, most always-wrong motherfuckers outside of yourself?

Just a perfect post.  Neither of those guys have been right about a single thing in like a decade, but they - like you - operate on the "just pretend I was right" principle.

Those two are probably him. That’s why he thinks they’re cool.
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