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Beating the Lions is all that matters thread

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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #60 on: January 01, 2023, 02:54:22 PM »
As has been said ad nauseum, he is part of the problem, but he plays the most important position on the team.

You are football smart. Lemme tell ya.
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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #61 on: January 01, 2023, 02:56:46 PM »
The Lions have accrued about 25% of their sacks on the season in this one game, but I’m sure it’s all Fields’ fault.
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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #62 on: January 01, 2023, 02:59:17 PM »
The Lions have accrued about 25% of their sacks on the season in this one game, but I’m sure it’s all Fields’ fault.

Some of them were. He could have stepped up in the pocket on a couple of those. His default seems to be to move back. Hopefully he can learn from it.
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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #63 on: January 01, 2023, 03:00:40 PM »
Some of them were. He could have stepped up in the pocket on a couple of those. His default seems to be to move back. Hopefully he can learn from it.

Sure, a couple of them. It’s ALL his fault, I tell ya. He’s the problem, Bears fans.
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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #64 on: January 01, 2023, 03:02:23 PM »
Chase Claypool with 1 target 0 catches. What a trade that was.
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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #65 on: January 01, 2023, 03:03:57 PM »
Oh well, mission accomplished. Bears lost and Justin Fields is still breathing.
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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #66 on: January 01, 2023, 03:07:13 PM »
Fucking Broncos. Win a game already.
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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #67 on: January 01, 2023, 03:09:42 PM »
Cardinals choke and lose by 1 too.

Need the Vikings to come to play next week.
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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #68 on: January 01, 2023, 03:25:33 PM »
Some of them were. He could have stepped up in the pocket on a couple of those. His default seems to be to move back. Hopefully he can learn from it.

Fields is the problem, Bears fans. If he avoids a couple of those sacks and all that pressure, it’s a totally different game!
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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #69 on: January 01, 2023, 03:26:58 PM »
The Lions have accrued about 25% of their sacks on the season in this one game, but I’m sure it’s all Fields’ fault.

Running QBs are easy to sack bc they hold the ball.

Good QBs throw the ball away

Fields can average 100 yards rushing next year and the Bears will win less than 6 games playing that way

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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #70 on: January 01, 2023, 03:28:18 PM »
Running QBs are easy to sack bc they hold the ball.

Good QBs throw the ball away

Lol

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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #71 on: January 01, 2023, 03:28:59 PM »
Running QBs are easy to sack bc they hold the ball.

Good QBs throw the ball away

Fields can average 100 yards rushing next year and the Bears will win less than 6 games playing that way

What about the plethora of great quarterbacks I just provided who had rough W/L starts to their careers? You said “name one.”
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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #72 on: January 01, 2023, 03:30:33 PM »
Matthew Stafford 17-29.

5-20 makes Fields the losingest QB all time with 25 starts

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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #73 on: January 01, 2023, 03:33:41 PM »
What about the plethora of great quarterbacks I just provided who had rough W/L starts to their careers? You said “name one.”

None were as bad as Fields

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Re: Beating the Lions is all that matters thread
« Reply #74 on: January 01, 2023, 03:34:42 PM »
5-20 makes Fields the losingest QB all time with 25 starts

And the dipshitest stat ever used as “proof” of anything. Again, can you show me the 5-6 HOFers near HOFers on this Bears offense?
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