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What should I get my wife for the holidays?

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ridingthegrange

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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2023, 03:02:49 PM »
When you reach middle-age, I found that services made the most welcome gifts.  Send her to a Spa for a massage and facial then take her out for a nice dinner.  Works every time.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2023, 03:15:00 PM »
Quote from: ridingthegrange on July 28, 2023, 03:02:49 PM
When you reach middle-age, I found that services made the most welcome gifts.  Send her to a Spa for a massage and facial then take her out for a nice dinner.  Works every time.

I like to give my wife a personal facial. Unless I don't pull out in time, of course.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2023, 03:22:01 PM »
Rent a pink Cadillac and go see Barbie. Stop at a drive-in before or after.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2023, 03:26:55 PM »
Quote from: Mn on July 28, 2023, 03:22:01 PM
Rent a pink Cadillac and go see Barbie. Stop at a drive-in before or after.

That’s actually quite creative
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2023, 03:31:16 PM »
Quote from: ridingthegrange on July 28, 2023, 03:02:49 PM
When you reach middle-age, I found that services made the most welcome gifts.  Send her to a Spa for a massage and facial then take her out for a nice dinner.  Works every time.

And it’s made with real bits of panther, so you know it’s good.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2023, 03:38:51 PM »
Quote from: Mn on July 28, 2023, 03:22:01 PM
Rent a pink Cadillac and go see Barbie. Stop at a drive-in before or after.

That would get you laid. At least, it better.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2023, 03:41:36 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 03:38:51 PM
That would get you laid. At least, it better.


For like a month
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2023, 03:48:31 PM »
Haha. Thanks for the suggestions.

The spa certificate has been a go to for various celebrations over the years..
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #53 on: July 28, 2023, 05:55:50 PM »
You will never guess what just happened...

Wife gets home. Raises anniversary. Says it is "Unorthodox, but maybe we can go see Oppenheimer..."

All said was "Maybe we can see it in IMAX."

Boom.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2023, 06:00:18 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 03:15:00 PM
I like to give my wife a personal facial. Unless I don't pull out in time, of course.

Sounds like you cook every night…
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #55 on: July 28, 2023, 06:25:31 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on July 28, 2023, 06:00:18 PM
Sounds like you cook every night…

Ha! I did tonight. Maybe I’ll get some.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2023, 06:34:32 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on July 28, 2023, 05:55:50 PM


All said was "Maybe we can see it in IMAX."

Boom.


Enjoy your 30 days of wild sex.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #57 on: July 28, 2023, 08:19:28 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 06:25:31 PM
Ha! I did tonight. Maybe I’ll get some.

You guys…

Uh yeah
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #58 on: July 28, 2023, 10:51:49 PM »
Get her a BBC escort n watch the magic from the closet !
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2023, 07:50:17 AM »
Quote from: IlliniGolf on July 28, 2023, 10:51:49 PM
Get her a BBC escort n watch the magic from the closet !

C'mon Golf, you know that we just call that "Wednesday night" at our house....
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