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What should I get my wife for the holidays?

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What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« on: November 28, 2022, 03:32:38 PM »
I have zero clue. Jokes ("a divorce") and real suggestions would be appreciated.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2022, 03:34:18 PM »
I hear bags for the hamper make a great gift.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2022, 03:35:28 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on November 28, 2022, 03:34:18 PM
I hear bags for the hamper make a great gift.

LOL.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2022, 03:37:32 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 03:32:38 PM
I have zero clue. Jokes ("a divorce") and real suggestions would be appreciated.

Well if you don’t like her anymore… Karen and Dom aren’t an item anymore and his mail-order-bride left him, you could be a gentleman and help him out. Set a price and see if he’ll pay. Could go a ways in helping him get stable again. We’re all here to help each other out, right?! 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2022, 03:37:39 PM »
A blender is always nice. Or a muffin tin. Maybe a George Foreman grill. There are nice used ones on FB market place. That would really make her day.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2022, 03:40:39 PM »
Or pay for her to have an Uber ride in the Chicago area?!
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2022, 03:47:51 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on November 28, 2022, 03:40:39 PM
Or pay for her to have an Uber ride in the Chicago area?!

You trying to give her Covid?
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2022, 03:50:00 PM »
Quote from: illiniray on November 28, 2022, 03:37:39 PM
A blender is always nice. Or a muffin tin. Maybe a George Foreman grill. There are nice used ones on FB market place. That would really make her day.

Thanks, Nichi. Already have all those.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2022, 03:53:48 PM »
I've got something for her, huh huh.

Jk.  I don't know what the hell to get my wife either.  And she told me that she ordered something for me today.  I'm fucked.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2022, 03:57:27 PM »
Got couple of Rolling Stone Magazine piano sheet music books along with a back/neck massage thing you put on your chair that Amazon had on sale. Done.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2022, 03:58:52 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 03:57:27 PM
Got couple of Rolling Stone Magazine piano sheet music books along with a back/neck massage thing you put on your chair that Amazon had on sale. Done.

Boom. 

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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2022, 03:59:36 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 03:57:27 PM
Got couple of Rolling Stone Magazine piano sheet music books along with a back/neck massage thing you put on your chair that Amazon had on sale. Done.

If you have a massage parlor somewhere around you, that’s always a great gift to give a spouse/loved one. Like a gift certificate for a 1-hour free massage or something. I’ve always enjoy those when I get one.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2022, 04:01:16 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on November 28, 2022, 03:59:36 PM
If you have a massage parlor somewhere around you, that’s always a great gift to give a spouse/loved one. Like a gift certificate for a 1-hour free massage or something. I’ve always enjoy those when I get one.

I have honestly never had a professional massage.  Always wanted to, just never have.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2022, 04:03:08 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on November 28, 2022, 03:59:36 PM
If you have a massage parlor somewhere around you, that’s always a great gift to give a spouse/loved one. Like a gift certificate for a 1-hour free massage or something. I’ve always enjoy those when I get one.

There are some, but I did that one for a birthday over the summer. Or some other Hallmark holiday. Thanks for the suggestion though.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2022, 04:03:54 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on November 28, 2022, 04:01:16 PM
I have honestly never had a professional massage.  Always wanted to, just never have.

Quite a few just west of Chicago got closed down over the summer for performing happy endings....
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