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What should I get my wife for the holidays?

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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2022, 04:05:58 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on November 28, 2022, 04:01:16 PM
I have honestly never had a professional massage.  Always wanted to, just never have.

It’s definitely a game changer when in a funk. That lady was rough with the deep-tissue massage and I came outta that room a whole different person.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2022, 04:06:45 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on November 28, 2022, 04:05:58 PM
It’s definitely a game changer when in a funk. That lady was rough with the deep-tissue massage and I came outta that room a whole different person.

You certainly are leaving the door wide open here....
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2022, 04:08:20 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 04:06:45 PM
You certainly are leaving the door wide open here....

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Was just a really nice massage.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2022, 04:26:10 PM »
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2022, 05:05:50 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 03:32:38 PM
I have zero clue. Jokes ("a divorce") and real suggestions would be appreciated.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2022, 05:06:48 PM »
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2022, 05:12:59 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 05:06:48 PM
Of course.
Not for her. For you. You need to get in shape.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2022, 05:19:46 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on November 28, 2022, 03:53:48 PM
I've got something for her, huh huh.

Jk.  I don't know what the hell to get my wife either.  And she told me that she ordered something for me today.  I'm fucked.

A large framed portrait of oneself always makes a big impact. 

Seriously; expensive perfume, makeup, jewelry, bag, coat, shoes -- provided you know what she wants.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2022, 05:20:10 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on November 28, 2022, 05:12:59 PM
Not for her. For you. You need to get in shape.

Well done
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2022, 09:34:20 PM »
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2022, 09:40:17 PM »
She already has one, Golf, but thanks for your contribution.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2022, 10:22:05 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on November 28, 2022, 03:34:18 PM
I hear bags for the hamper make a great gift.

🤣I was gonna say NO laundry hamper bags.

I say flowers or jewelry. I vote flowers.

Or make a nice romantic dinner.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2022, 10:25:54 PM »
How much you wanting to spend.

I know one cool gift but it's prob expensive.
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2022, 10:31:42 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on November 28, 2022, 05:12:59 PM
Not for her. For you. You need to get in shape.

Lol
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Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2022, 10:40:25 PM »
Get her a knock off Cartier lock and key bracelet.

They don't even make you take them of at TSA!
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