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« Reply #105 on: November 11, 2022, 10:06:29 PM »
We have a Bruce Bingo:

-Kansas State title reference
-Namedrop whole 04-05 roster
-Rip Demetri McCamey for no reason over a decade later
-Story involving church
-Story involving his family

And a Chester Frazier story
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« Reply #106 on: November 11, 2022, 10:11:01 PM »
Paxton Warden looks like a legit player for a walk-on.  He’s athletic, and has great form on his jumper.  He had to have had legit offers from other schools.

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« Reply #107 on: November 11, 2022, 10:11:22 PM »
Chet's going to need a towel after getting slobbed on like that.

On the actual game, we have guard work to do but Dainja looks really solid for 2nd game. I don't know if Dainja has the motor for 30 mpg but Hawkins and him are your 4-5 in the B1G.

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« Reply #108 on: November 11, 2022, 10:11:49 PM »
Free Shot percentage 69 percent. Getting there.
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« Reply #109 on: November 11, 2022, 10:17:33 PM »
Not even sure why I’m wasting my time responding to this nonsense. He never did anything close to what Underwood has done with their own players.

Yeah he got to the round of 8 after being gifted the only 16 seed to ever make it to the second round, and then lost to an 11 seed. Yay.

After the rebuild, Underwood has gotten two top 10 metrics teams in the second round and missed a tourney due to the Chinese hoax virus. He also had an old school big in Kofi (to whom you credit all his success) that effectively lowered the team’s ceiling in modern tournament play. 

Illinois lost 89% of our scoring from a B1G championship team and are ranked to start the season, which is a huge show of respect to what the staff has been doing.

Dude.  You’re seriously blaming Kofi for Illinois sucking in the NCAA tourney?

If not for Kofi being on the team, Underwood would have been fired by now.  He lost 20+ games without Kofi on the team each season

And the precise reason they lost 20+ games was bc Underwood coached a dumbass gambling pressure defense, the same defense he’s playing this year.  He’s trying to play the style at Illinois he did at SFA.  That 3/4 court trap looks great against shit teams.  Against actual Big 10 teams it will get shredded which why nobody plays that way.
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« Reply #110 on: November 11, 2022, 10:28:59 PM »
Not sure the people who died and those who filled the hospitals on respirators agree on the Chinese hoax virus part...

I literally attended a wake of a 35 year old woman who died from Covid, and her closest relatives were Covid deniers after the fact. You can’t tell these fools anything.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #111 on: November 11, 2022, 10:29:43 PM »
You are sounding like Jeff Frank and his Weber love.

Because I’m reasonable? Ok.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #112 on: November 11, 2022, 10:34:39 PM »
Maybe Tempo can call State Farm Center and have a message relayed to Brooth that he is a dimwit

There’s a clear difference between shooting FTs poorly in one game, and being a poor FT shooter.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #113 on: November 11, 2022, 10:38:40 PM »
Dude.  You’re seriously blaming Kofi for Illinois sucking in the NCAA tourney?
Is that a controversial take? Did you just start watching sports? Yes, a player can be MVP on a regular season championship team using a style of play that doesn't work in the playoffs.

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« Reply #114 on: November 11, 2022, 10:40:06 PM »
Dainja showing some handles.

I have been saying he has hands. He can catch, shoot, pass, and dribble the ball. Runs the court too. Has good footwork as well. To go with ridiculous length:  7' 7" wingspan.
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« Reply #115 on: November 11, 2022, 10:47:58 PM »
"Chinese hoax virus"

I laughed
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« Reply #116 on: November 11, 2022, 10:49:49 PM »
There’s a clear difference between shooting FTs poorly in one game, and being a poor FT shooter.

And when the 1st is caused by the 2nd?
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« Reply #117 on: November 11, 2022, 10:51:15 PM »
Because I’m reasonable? Ok.

Believe it or not, "resonable" is not often used in the same sentence as "Tempo" around here.
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« Reply #118 on: November 11, 2022, 10:57:19 PM »
I was impressed with Epps and Dainja. Tough night for Harris overall.
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« Reply #119 on: November 11, 2022, 11:25:50 PM »
I literally attended a wake of a 35 year old woman who died from Covid, and her closest relatives were Covid deniers after the fact. You can’t tell these fools anything.

The chances of dying from COVID if you were under 50 and had no pre-existing conditions was lower than the seasonal flu.

So stop trying to justify ruining your economy just so a bunch of 80+ year olds could possibly live a few months longer before they died of their actual underlying more serious illness. 

Compare the death rate in Florida to everywhere else in the US. And we we were open the whole time.  Other places locked down.  Didn’t make a lick of difference.