Jesus said pay your taxes and STFU.
It just occurred to me the other day while doing my taxes that I paid considerably more just in federal income taxes in 2025 than the total annual compensation at my first big boy job with Cargill 20 years ago…which felt like huge money at the time.
I thought I was hot shit every time I called the trade desk at CBOT/CME to make a trade. Best part of that job was getting to fly to MPLS about once a month and spend some time at HQ, they always took us out on the town and wined and dined us, went to TWolves games, etc.
Got drunk with some work counterparts one night downtown and had a stripper intentionally bounce her butthole off my nose repeatedly in a private room at the Deja Vu, which was a first for me. Good times. That’s why I was so sad when I saw what had happened to the Cities last I went. Not the butthole part specifically, just the general state of downtown. Can’t comment on the current state of local buttholes.