Dick = mens room. Pussy = women's room.
Am I standing at the door checking? No. Do I think someone should be checking? No.
If I have a dick (which I do, currently), I would use a men's room in public. If I had a pussy (which I do not, currently), I would use a women's room.
If I was a person that had a pussy, and a beard, and looked like a man, I would use the women's room. Because I have a pussy.
If I looked like a striking female, and had a huge dick I was packing, I would use the men's room.
Seems pretty simple. Dick = men's room. Pussy = women's room.