After the election things were surprisingly calm, but now the whole anti Trump propaganda machine has been ratcheted up to 11. It won’t be long before the widescale riots start, which is why I stocked up on a lot of essentials at the election time.
1) Sure, they were calm. The guy's nuts, and racist, and homophobic, but I'm 57 years old, so I've been alive for 11 Presidents, most of whom were homophobic, several of which were racist. I don't like it, but we can deal with it over time, the arc of history is long but bends towards justice, blah blah blah. Then he put in these dumbass tariffs and that "big beautiful bill", both objectively economic policies that are just really bad. Started to rip apart American Universities - and I have a 16 year old with straight A's and a 99%+ SAT and I want him to have good schools to choose from. At that point, he became less of a nuisance and more of an issue for my pocketbook and kid's future. So yeah, I'm pissed.
2) Ain't gonna be no widescale riots you fucking snowflake. You have Riot Derangement Syndrome. Riots? That George Floyd shit? Riot? For crying out loud, there's more bad shit that goes on during the Bay To Breakers 12k. Sure as hell wasn't as bad as any of the Rodney King stuff and nowhere near the Watts Riots. We are way too fucking fat and happy to really RIOT. And aren't you in the boondocks? Is there even a Starbucks near you? Are they gonna come break the windows of Aunt Edna's Coffee and Pie Shoppe?
I really laugh at these fucking preppers. If the shit went down, Jobu would be out of Allopurinol within a month or two, and no amount of canned spam is gonna help him when the gout flares up. All of a sudden you get cataracts and instead of using your sweet medicare to get your vision back for a couple of hundred bucks, you go blind. Ain't fucking happening, and if it does, anyone over the age of 35 is probably dead within a month.