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Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10

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Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« on: September 05, 2022, 05:59:53 PM »
https://fightingillini.com/news/2022/9/5/general-changes-made-to-enhance-fan-experience-on-fighting-illini-football-gamedays

Really embarrassing. As expected.

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Over/under line to get in or get food is 33:30.

Who cares what the betting lines are? Bielema keeps losing games where he has a 95% win expectancy late in the game.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2022, 11:16:35 AM »
VSIN says the books have the game: o/u between 55.5-57.5 and Illinois -4 to -4.5

Pick your book carefully!

https://www.vsin.com/odds/ncaafb/
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2022, 01:19:22 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on September 05, 2022, 05:59:53 PM
https://fightingillini.com/news/2022/9/5/general-changes-made-to-enhance-fan-experience-on-fighting-illini-football-gamedays

Really embarrassing. As expected.

Champaign
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3PM (get in line now)
ESPNU

Over/under line to get in or get food is 33:30.

Who cares what the betting lines are? Bielema keeps losing games where he has a 95% win expectancy late in the game.

I might tune in for a few minutes. Does that constitute “showing up?”
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2022, 01:24:02 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on September 08, 2022, 01:19:22 PM
I might tune in for a few minutes. Does that constitute “showing up?”

Same.  I might, but certainly won't commit.  I have to get the pool closed up, and I have a number of other things to do.

If they win, fine.  If they lose, whatever.  Kinda don't care.  I was pretty optimistic until this Indiana game, or farce, or whatever the fuck that was.  And our DIA apparently can't handle crowds at our stadium, and blah.  Fuck it.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2022, 01:36:29 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on September 08, 2022, 01:19:22 PM
I might tune in for a few minutes. Does that constitute “showing up?”

If your TV needs to warm up, Guenther Jr will shoot off fireworks for when you should turn it on so you are not late seeing the game.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2022, 01:39:35 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 08, 2022, 01:24:02 PM
I have to get the pool closed up.....


Nice sly LAM post.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2022, 11:43:40 PM »
Here in the upland South it seems almost anyone with a decent job has a badass in-ground pool and hot tub behind their big brick home and manicured lawn. Probably because the taxes are so low.

Somehow we still have good infrastructure and outstanding schools. Absolutely mind blowing. (Oh wait that’s because rich blue states subsidize all of this 🙄)

I spent 3x on taxes in Illinois for….fuck if I know. Decaying roads/bridges. High gas prices. Shitty schools shutting down due to strikes and Covid. Monumental assclown Lightfoot flailing around. Garbage policy and an enormous budget shortfall ad infinitum.

I’ve traveled a fuckton this year. A lot of it is carryover from not being able to travel before. I’ve spent plenty of time in major cities. The downtown areas of the major blue cities are some serious dystopian shit. No one is out and about during the day. You wouldn’t even know anyone is there working or doing business.

The hotels warn you not to go out alone at any time and not to go out at all after 10-11. Weeds and tall grass growing in the sidewalks and medians of downtown areas adjacent to the skyscrapers and 4/5 star hotels.

Any “green space” is occupied entirely by homeless tweakers sleeping on rugs, feet twitching and bopping to a beat no one else can hear. Dudes on bath salts or some shit physically threatening any young woman who wanders near the doorway they’re living in.

I’m actually enormously sympathetic to the kinds of people I’m talking about here. More than you can ever understand. But just leaving the downtown areas of major cities to ruin isn’t any kind of solution.

It’s weird because the whole Trump thing shifted me far away from the Republican camp. I’ve been dying for any Democrat candidate to speak any kind of truth to me.

But here I am circling back absolutely dumbfounded by what I see with my own eyes versus what is being espoused by the left. Like Josh Whitman, this shit sounds good but when put into action it falls flat on its face.


Literally everything is better here. But the biggest variable that sticks out to me is that people just seem much happier and more content.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2022, 01:14:19 AM »
« Last Edit: September 09, 2022, 01:18:10 AM by illiniray »
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2022, 07:09:55 AM »
Quote from: Custard on September 08, 2022, 11:43:40 PM
Here in the upland South it seems almost anyone with a decent job has a badass in-ground pool and hot tub behind their big brick home and manicured lawn. Probably because the taxes are so low.

Somehow we still have good infrastructure and outstanding schools. Absolutely mind blowing. (Oh wait that’s because rich blue states subsidize all of this 🙄)

I spent 3x on taxes in Illinois for….fuck if I know. Decaying roads/bridges. High gas prices. Shitty schools shutting down due to strikes and Covid. Monumental assclown Lightfoot flailing around. Garbage policy and an enormous budget shortfall ad infinitum.

I’ve traveled a fuckton this year. A lot of it is carryover from not being able to travel before. I’ve spent plenty of time in major cities. The downtown areas of the major blue cities are some serious dystopian shit. No one is out and about during the day. You wouldn’t even know anyone is there working or doing business.

The hotels warn you not to go out alone at any time and not to go out at all after 10-11. Weeds and tall grass growing in the sidewalks and medians of downtown areas adjacent to the skyscrapers and 4/5 star hotels.

Any “green space” is occupied entirely by homeless tweakers sleeping on rugs, feet twitching and bopping to a beat no one else can hear. Dudes on bath salts or some shit physically threatening any young woman who wanders near the doorway they’re living in.

I’m actually enormously sympathetic to the kinds of people I’m talking about here. More than you can ever understand. But just leaving the downtown areas of major cities to ruin isn’t any kind of solution.

It’s weird because the whole Trump thing shifted me far away from the Republican camp. I’ve been dying for any Democrat candidate to speak any kind of truth to me.

But here I am circling back absolutely dumbfounded by what I see with my own eyes versus what is being espoused by the left. Like Josh Whitman, this shit sounds good but when put into action it falls flat on its face.


Literally everything is better here. But the biggest variable that sticks out to me is that people just seem much happier and more content.

I'm guessing they don't root for the Illini.

Go Illini!
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2022, 11:20:57 AM »
Quote from: Custard on September 08, 2022, 11:43:40 PM
Literally everything is better here. But the biggest variable that sticks out to me is that people just seem much happier and more content.

people that aren't offended by everything are generally happier

shocking, I know
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2022, 11:22:30 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on September 09, 2022, 11:20:57 AM
people that aren't offended by everything are generally happier

shocking, I know

Yeah, all the Southern Trumpers are such happy people pleading their perceived grievances. Ain't buying it.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2022, 12:02:42 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on September 09, 2022, 11:22:30 AM
Yeah, all the Southern Trumpers are such happy people pleading their perceived grievances. Ain't buying it.

Lol.  Well, there is something to be said for being dirt poor, and living in a very small world. 
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2022, 12:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 09, 2022, 12:02:42 PM
Lol.  Well, there is something to be said for being dirt poor, and living in a very small world.

All the people wanting to ban books in school libraries and public libraries are also very content people too.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Guenther Jr. Says "Show Up Earlier"for the VA Game Sat 9/10
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2022, 02:58:19 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on September 09, 2022, 11:22:30 AM
Yeah, all the Southern Trumpers are such happy people pleading their perceived grievances. Ain't buying it.

The upland south includes somes nice, upscale areas. Lots of resort areas? There are also dirt poor areas with people living off the beaten tracks on welfare.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upland_South

The links I posted above to the states with the best schools and roads do not support the idea that red States are better. Other sources are consistent with that.

Resort areas that rely on tourism are probably going to prioritize roads? 


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