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Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27

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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2022, 12:26:37 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on August 25, 2022, 11:36:21 AM
I didn't read the article 8)

Just like the articles you link to here.....hey-o!
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2022, 12:42:11 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on August 25, 2022, 11:36:21 AM
I didn't read the article 8)
I was kidding.
But you can read about the game here.  ;D
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2022, 01:12:07 PM »
ESPN just alerted me Danny DeVito is the starting QB Sat for our Illini.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2022, 03:01:56 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on August 25, 2022, 01:12:07 PM
ESPN just alerted me Danny DeVito is the starting QB Sat for our Illini.

I am shocked.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2022, 03:21:18 PM »
Quote from: illiniray on August 25, 2022, 03:01:56 PM
I am shocked.

I am too.  Danny DeVito is 77 years old, and 4'10.  If this is the best we can do at qb, we're really fucked.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2022, 04:15:34 PM »
If Danny can hit a tight end 5-7 yards downfield, it's a start.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2022, 04:17:51 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 25, 2022, 03:21:18 PM
I am too.  Danny DeVito is 77 years old, and 4'10.  If this is the best we can do at qb, we're really fucked.

Jobu, we are Illini fans. We have always been fucked. Even when they had good seasons, it was just so they could kick us in the balls the next season when we were least expecting it.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2022, 04:35:29 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on August 25, 2022, 04:17:51 PM
Jobu, we are Illini fans. We have always been fucked. Even when they had good seasons, it was just so they could kick us in the balls the next season when we were least expecting it.
We have nut cups.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2022, 09:35:33 PM »
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2022, 08:54:23 AM »
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2022, 10:51:20 AM »
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2022, 10:58:18 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on August 26, 2022, 10:51:20 AM
Hope he gets it together by 3PM on Saturday.

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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2022, 01:05:25 PM »
Line has moved 3.5 points since opening.  I don't know what is causing everyone to throw money on Illinois with 10 point spread over a team that's had a winning record 5 of their last 6 seasons, the exception was during COVID.

I feel like this game will be tight and low scoring and likely ugly.  I would take Wyoming to cover the -13.5.   
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2022, 03:27:46 PM »
Quote from: Jrock74 on August 26, 2022, 01:05:25 PM
Line has moved 3.5 points since opening.  I don't know what is causing everyone to throw money on Illinois with 10 point spread over a team that's had a winning record 5 of their last 6 seasons, the exception was during COVID.

I feel like this game will be tight and low scoring and likely ugly.  I would take Wyoming to cover the -13.5.

Well, when you have a quarterback like Danny Devito ready to fist a dog, you would expect the line to move considerably, I would think.

I don't bet on college football, especially in week 0, but if I did, I would take Devito to cover if it was -20.5.  Piss my pants.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Illini play Wyoming at home 8/27
« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2022, 03:47:45 PM »
The other elephant in the room, that hasn't been discussed.  How is Danny's driving record? Any chance he gets in a sportscar with a child and starts doing donuts on the highway?

I mean, if he's ready to fist a dog, who know what the fuck else he's capable of.  I just hope he has a good grasp on the playbook.
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