as amusing as that stuff is, I think just hammering the extremely misguided economic policy is key.
T) Let's have tariffs
A) No that will raise prices!
T) No it won't china pays the tariffs
A) No they don't. American consumers do
T) Also, we will collect trillions of dollars and eliminate the deficit
A) No, that number is ridiculous, and it raises taxes mostly on lower income people. Also, you started a trade war that is blowing up farm exports
T) We will use the tariff money to make the farmers whole
A) What? You said you were going to reduce the deficit. Now instead you are paying farmers a subsidy with American's money instead of them selling their crops to the Chinese for money. Instead of making money (on which they pay taxes), they are collecting a non taxed subsidy paid fot by consumers
T) MEDIBEDS! TRANSGENIC!