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Anyone been getting pussy lately?

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Judge Judy

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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2022, 04:22:19 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 26, 2022, 04:13:45 PM
Hmmm.  Lot to unpack here.  So to speak.

Lunch break.  Nice.  In my history of getting noon-ers, I have had trouble going back to work afterwards.  Good work ethic on your part.

Backyard on the trampoline.  Broad daylight, or after dark? Either way is awesome.

As far as the anal thing.  It's cool I guess, but I've always thought, why go for the butthole, when the pussy is available? Plus I'm fixed, so I'm leaving it in no matter what.

With that being said, having a girl that wants and desires anal is freaking sweet.  Sounds like she may also have a bit of the crazy.  The crazy ones are the absolute best fuckers, so there ya go.  Enjoy the ride!

After dark on the trampoline. It was pretty cool as she’s out in the country and all the stars in the sky on a perfect night temp wise and clear sky. Had the background music playing and the glow of tea lights strung up around us. It was pretty nice.

She seems to have a wild/crazy/freak side to her which is definitely cool. She’s a big boss at her company and really has her shit together financially and life-wise it appears, so that’s even more of a plus. Only lives about a half mile from me, so walking or biking there is very convenient.

I’m fixed as well and it isn’t coming out in either hole either. It’s very nice and convenient. She seems to be a lot of fun!
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2022, 04:55:15 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on August 26, 2022, 04:22:19 PM
After dark on the trampoline. It was pretty cool as she’s out in the country and all the stars in the sky on a perfect night temp wise and clear sky. Had the background music playing and the glow of tea lights strung up around us. It was pretty nice.

She seems to have a wild/crazy/freak side to her which is definitely cool. She’s a big boss at her company and really has her shit together financially and life-wise it appears, so that’s even more of a plus. Only lives about a half mile from me, so walking or biking there is very convenient.

I’m fixed as well and it isn’t coming out in either hole either. It’s very nice and convenient. She seems to be a lot of fun!

Sounds awesome, man! Congrats.  Hope it works out.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2022, 05:50:30 PM »
I'd leave the biking out of it, if I were you. Might be a turn off.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2022, 06:22:31 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on August 26, 2022, 05:50:30 PM
I'd leave the biking out of it, if I were you. Might be a turn off.

He needs a tricked out golf cart.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2023, 03:15:42 PM »
Thought I would bump this one.

Pussy tonight confirmed.  Actually looking forward to it.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2023, 03:50:53 PM »
When I was young, I turned down more than most guys got.

Back then, when I relieved myself, I had to hold it down to keep from pissing in my face.

Now, I have to hold it up to keep from pissing on my shoes. 
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2023, 04:30:48 PM »
Have you tried buying any boner pills off the Russian spammers?
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2023, 04:35:00 PM »
Quote from: Custard on February 03, 2023, 04:30:48 PM
Have you tried buying any boner pills off the Russian spammers?

I’ve never had any ED or anything, but I’d kinda be interested in getting some Viagra just to have for fun occasionally. Thoughts?!
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2023, 04:35:46 PM »
I do get pussy about everyday. Not to brag.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2023, 08:45:18 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on February 03, 2023, 04:35:46 PM
I do get pussy about everyday. Not to brag.

Your name isn't Jeff, is it?
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2023, 08:53:54 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on February 03, 2023, 08:45:18 PM
Your name isn't Jeff, is it?

Could have been “Judy” that Tempo scribbled out on that text.

Hmmm.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2023, 08:54:40 PM »
Oh, and congrats on the pussy. I can’t imagine doing that every day anymore.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2023, 09:19:54 PM »
A woman once told me that men get loose in the lip when they become limp in the hip.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2023, 03:51:15 PM »
My posting of an anonymous text to disprove PAMan’s malicious lies is “proof Tempo needs help,” but posting  intimate photos of your sexual conquests is “totally normal” behavior. PAMan calls Bernstein a misogynist for making a joke about “boobs.” Seems his outrage is pretty selective. Surprise, surprise. You guys are a special kind of messed up.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2023, 05:46:23 PM »
Quote from: ScoreListener on February 04, 2023, 03:51:15 PM
posting  intimate photos of your sexual conquests is “totally normal” behavior.

I must've missed those. Do you have a link?
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