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Judge Judy

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Liberal Lemonade
« on: February 11, 2022, 10:52:14 AM »
I went out yesterday to support a local kid’s lemonade stand because I was thirsty. The 6 year old running it tried handing me a freshly packed Biden approved crack-pipe kit and told me to be safe out there while I get high. I couldn’t believe it. Thankfully my daughter wasn’t with me, as she was at home recovering from all the abuse I done to her earlier. There’s no way she should have to see that type of stuff. So being as though I had a few hours to kill, I bought some crack, smoked it, then went to the local KFC and bought a bucket. Took it home and we all ate the shit outta that thing. I’d say it was one of the best days I’ve had by far and can’t wait to do it again! Needless to say, we’re living happily ever after. The end.
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2022, 11:32:39 AM »
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2022, 12:04:52 PM »
The rare applaud.
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2022, 09:13:32 AM »
Is this a quote from someone or something you just made up ?
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2022, 09:41:42 AM »
Update- just wanted to let you all know I’m still benefitting from the crack-pipe kit. Thanks Biden! I used the Carmex on Jen Palaski this morning. She stayed last night and I circled back on here because I know how much she likes saying that, so I made it a reality for her. The carpet matches the drapes y’all! I thought she was such a prude, but man, she’s a freak! I was gonna have her clean up the mess with baby wipes (from the Biden crack-pipe kit) but I just made her lick it up instead. I wanna save those for another adventure that’s TBD later. I’ll keep you all updated. This kit is awesome!

Side note- since Palaski didn’t have a kit of her own (I know weird right, being as she’s the fucking Press Secretary- do as I say, not as I do, I suppose) she ended up with hepetitis and probably some other nasty shit… literally! So they really do prevent this stuff if you have one. Go get yours now or suffer the consequences. I really love what is happening in this great country! I’ll keep you all posted of future endeavors. 👋🏼 

Oh wait… Go Illini!
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2022, 09:47:46 AM »
Quote from: IlliniGolf on February 12, 2022, 09:13:32 AM
Is this a quote from someone or something you just made up ?

Get you a Biden crack-pipe kit and you’ll find out!
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2022, 09:53:17 AM »
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2022, 10:08:57 AM »
So Peppermint Patty is a freak in the sack?  Not surprising.
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2022, 08:13:04 AM »
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2022, 09:12:55 AM »
Yeah I remember MiniDitka and I going around and around about the embedded cost of “green” stuff like windmills and electric vehicles etc

Some people just can’t wrap their heads around it.
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2022, 09:31:08 AM »
Quote from: Custard on April 29, 2022, 09:12:55 AM
Yeah I remember MiniDitka and I going around and around about the embedded cost of “green” stuff like windmills and electric vehicles etc

Some people just can’t wrap their heads around it.

These electric vehicles might actually be more harmful to our environment than gas/oil and have more long term repercussions to our planet too.
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2022, 09:36:01 AM »
Quote from: Custard on April 29, 2022, 09:12:55 AM
Yeah I remember MiniDitka and I going around and around about the embedded cost of “green” stuff like windmills and electric vehicles etc

Some people just can’t wrap their heads around it.

Wow...MiniDitka not even here to defend himself on this one...or the Mack trade!
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2022, 10:37:26 AM »
Quote from: Custard on April 29, 2022, 09:12:55 AM
Yeah I remember MiniDitka and I going around and around about the embedded cost of “green” stuff like windmills and electric vehicles etc

Some people just can’t wrap their heads around it.

most NPC's can't conceptualize a manufacturing process, let alone where energy actually comes from other than the plug in their walls, nor what to do with stuff when it has reached its end of use other than throwing it in the trash and it goes bye bye
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2022, 01:06:48 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on April 29, 2022, 09:31:08 AM
These electric vehicles might actually be more harmful to our environment than gas/oil and have more long term repercussions to our planet too.
The other day some dude told me that bikes are bad for the environment because of all the extra food you'd need to eat to power the bikes.

This dude was like 75 pounds overweight and I just said "I don't think you need to worry, your tank is full for 2 lifetimes. Is your worry that it would not be possible to eat more than you already do without gagging?"
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Re: Liberal Lemonade
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2022, 01:08:25 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on April 29, 2022, 01:06:48 PM
The other day some dude told me that bikes are bad for the environment because of all the extra food you'd need to eat to power the bikes.

This dude was like 75 pounds overweight and I just said "I don't think you need to worry, your tank is full for 2 lifetimes. Is your worry that it would not be possible to eat more than you already do without gagging?"

Way to deflect. Noted.
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