We all know what’s going to happen here.
1. Bears lose a heartbreaker to Packers
2. but Zona loses and Bears make playoffs anyways.
3. Playoffs!!! JOBS ARE SAFE!!!
4. Bears lose first playoff game on a triple doink. Or a butt fumble.
5. Mitch and Nagy sign modest extensions.
6. Bill Lazor gets a small raise to reward him for improving the offense and taking some heat off Nagy.
7. This leaves the Bears without a proper scape goat so
8. They fire a couple positional coaches.
9. Hilarity ensues, in perpetuity