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Bears 2021 prediction thread

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Bears 2021 prediction thread
« on: August 25, 2021, 02:50:02 PM »
I think best case scenario is probably 9-8. I think more likely is 7-10.

But I’ll go on record with 8-9.

It’s possible the Bears are better/worse than any of this, which probably means they’ll be worse.
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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2021, 02:55:36 PM »
I think best case scenario is probably 9-8. I think more likely is 7-10.

But I’ll go on record with 8-9.

It’s possible the Bears are better/worse than any of this, which probably means they’ll be worse.
You're trying to parody a Tempo post. I like it.

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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2021, 03:35:37 PM »
6-10
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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2021, 05:20:58 PM »
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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2021, 05:23:02 PM »
You're trying to parody a Tempo post. I like it.

You guys seem to think I’m in the business of guarantees. I’ve never really guaranteed my “takes.” I consider the information at hand and give my opinion (and try to project the future). That’s all I’ve ever done. I’m right a lot more than I’m wrong. Unfortunately. 
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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2021, 06:47:10 PM »
9-8

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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2021, 06:51:42 PM »
If they go 9-8, I will be ecstatic.

As soon as I hit 'send', I thought about how much of an idiot I was.

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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2021, 08:33:03 PM »
You're trying to parody a Tempo post. I like it.

I have to admit I read his post and just started laughing out loud because I knew what was coming.
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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2021, 09:34:16 PM »
Nobody cares. Wait, I shouldn’t say that.

I don’t care. I’ll speak for myself.

We all know the Bears will suck. It’s not a huge revelation.

A large handful of you seem to care. A lot.
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2021, 09:35:36 PM »
I have to admit I read his post and just started laughing out loud because I knew what was coming.

Seems like everyone is their own parody.
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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2021, 09:38:12 PM »
5 wins.

The cynical me thinks 6-7, but I know I have a built-in bias towards the Bears sucking so I said 8.
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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2021, 10:28:12 PM »
I expect some improvement from the offense, for a multitude of reasons; but primarily a play-making quarterback. Assuming Fields plays, which I think he will game 5 at the latest.

I think Sean Desai is a promising young coordinator. If the defense can make one last hurrah this team could be ok. I don’t see it happening though.
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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2021, 11:51:23 PM »
8 wins

I know literally nothing about this year's squad
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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2021, 12:23:46 AM »
8 wins

I know literally nothing about this year's squad

It’s probably better that way.
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Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2021, 12:36:00 AM »
6 wins at best. They'll dick around with Dalton for like 4 weeks then turn to Fields. Not that it matters since Matt Nagy is the biggest fraud in the NFL and the offense will suck ass again regardless of who's quarterbacking.
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