Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

August 08, 2026, 06:03:58 PM

Login with username, password and session length

Recent

Members
  • Total Members: 142
  • Latest: Hal9000
Stats
  • Total Posts: 181661
  • Total Topics: 1505
  • Online Today: 157
  • Online Ever: 8243
  • (July 10, 2026, 02:18:36 PM)
Users Online
Users: 2
Guests: 66
Total: 68

Bears 2021 prediction thread

  • 38 Replies
  • 6691 Views

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

*

Reacher

  • *****
  • 40542
  • +1096/-1082
  • You should see my passer rating
    • View Profile
Bears 2021 prediction thread
« on: August 25, 2021, 02:50:02 PM »
I think best case scenario is probably 9-8. I think more likely is 7-10.

But I’ll go on record with 8-9.

It’s possible the Bears are better/worse than any of this, which probably means they’ll be worse.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

*

fucking

  • *****
  • 3174
  • +223/-1146
  • Who Doesn't?
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2021, 02:55:36 PM »
I think best case scenario is probably 9-8. I think more likely is 7-10.

But I’ll go on record with 8-9.

It’s possible the Bears are better/worse than any of this, which probably means they’ll be worse.
You're trying to parody a Tempo post. I like it.

*

Custard

  • *****
  • 12485
  • +238/-3037
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2021, 03:35:37 PM »
6-10
Poster Boy for White Male Indifference

AOTC on basically everything measurable

“Custard, you were RIGHT!” -Tempo

*

Reacher

  • *****
  • 40542
  • +1096/-1082
  • You should see my passer rating
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2021, 05:20:58 PM »
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

*

Reacher

  • *****
  • 40542
  • +1096/-1082
  • You should see my passer rating
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2021, 05:23:02 PM »
You're trying to parody a Tempo post. I like it.

You guys seem to think I’m in the business of guarantees. I’ve never really guaranteed my “takes.” I consider the information at hand and give my opinion (and try to project the future). That’s all I’ve ever done. I’m right a lot more than I’m wrong. Unfortunately. 
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

*

spark mandrill

  • *****
  • 4043
  • +312/-40
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2021, 06:47:10 PM »
9-8

*

spark mandrill

  • *****
  • 4043
  • +312/-40
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2021, 06:51:42 PM »
If they go 9-8, I will be ecstatic.

As soon as I hit 'send', I thought about how much of an idiot I was.

*

ThePAMan

  • *****
  • 32310
  • +613/-2469
  • Because "PussyMan" and "PenisMan" were trademarked
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2021, 08:33:03 PM »
You're trying to parody a Tempo post. I like it.

I have to admit I read his post and just started laughing out loud because I knew what was coming.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

*

Reacher

  • *****
  • 40542
  • +1096/-1082
  • You should see my passer rating
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2021, 09:34:16 PM »
Nobody cares. Wait, I shouldn’t say that.

I don’t care. I’ll speak for myself.

We all know the Bears will suck. It’s not a huge revelation.

A large handful of you seem to care. A lot.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

*

Reacher

  • *****
  • 40542
  • +1096/-1082
  • You should see my passer rating
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2021, 09:35:36 PM »
I have to admit I read his post and just started laughing out loud because I knew what was coming.

Seems like everyone is their own parody.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

*

Reacher

  • *****
  • 40542
  • +1096/-1082
  • You should see my passer rating
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2021, 09:38:12 PM »
5 wins.

The cynical me thinks 6-7, but I know I have a built-in bias towards the Bears sucking so I said 8.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

*

Reacher

  • *****
  • 40542
  • +1096/-1082
  • You should see my passer rating
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2021, 10:28:12 PM »
I expect some improvement from the offense, for a multitude of reasons; but primarily a play-making quarterback. Assuming Fields plays, which I think he will game 5 at the latest.

I think Sean Desai is a promising young coordinator. If the defense can make one last hurrah this team could be ok. I don’t see it happening though.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

*

ILLove1997

  • *****
  • 6447
  • +80/-2021
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2021, 11:51:23 PM »
8 wins

I know literally nothing about this year's squad
----------------------------------------------------
Inaugural Official HQ2 Tempo AOTC Award Winner
2025 - Pot stirrer of the year

*

Reacher

  • *****
  • 40542
  • +1096/-1082
  • You should see my passer rating
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2021, 12:23:46 AM »
8 wins

I know literally nothing about this year's squad

It’s probably better that way.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

*

Miles Leonard

  • *****
  • 6417
  • +94/-673
    • View Profile
Re: Bears 2021 prediction thread
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2021, 12:36:00 AM »
6 wins at best. They'll dick around with Dalton for like 4 weeks then turn to Fields. Not that it matters since Matt Nagy is the biggest fraud in the NFL and the offense will suck ass again regardless of who's quarterbacking.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2021, 12:37:50 AM by Miles Leonard »
Official winner of the HQ Tallest Midget award. Thanks, Jobu!