I'll take 2 over easy, with ham and rye toast please.
My daughter got us a Hamilton Beach breakfast sandwich maker for Christmas. You can make sandwiches with English muffins or biscuits. Basically, this contraption has a place where you put the bottom of the sandwich, along with cheese and bacon/sausage/whatever, then you close this trap door thingy, then you crack an egg on top of that and put the top on, close it and in like 4 minutes, boom, breakfast sandwich. Pretty fucking awesome.
And yes, we also have the griddle to make over easy eggs, bacon, hash browns, etc. Breakfast on the weekend...really not a whole hell of a lot better.