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WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?

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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2021, 08:28:01 AM »
Quote from: Custard on May 06, 2021, 08:13:25 AM
I’m the admin.

Pff. I think we all know who's in charge here.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2021, 10:09:51 AM »
Quote from: ILLINICHIEF on May 06, 2021, 07:48:21 AM
That is fine with me, don't be offended when I fire back. If the admin, or the "important people" on here can't handle the shove back without actions (insinuated), then they shouldn't push first....right.... ???


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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2021, 10:55:55 AM »
Quote from: ILLINICHIEF on May 05, 2021, 04:50:01 PM
The good news is you don't have to see them....Look away, Look away...nothing to see here...move on.

Scrolling past Imbecile Judy's posts has worked for me the past 2 months or so. Beats wasting time reading those moronic takes.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2021, 11:29:36 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 06, 2021, 10:55:55 AM
Scrolling past Imbecile Judy's posts has worked for me the past 2 months or so. Beats wasting time reading those moronic takes.

And I’ve enjoyed your stupid fucking ass not posting on here lately. Not seeing your trolling has really been refreshing.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2021, 01:18:47 PM »
Quote from: Custard on May 06, 2021, 08:13:25 AM
It’s...it’s hard to explain.

The insinuation was simply that if you get into it with Jobu, you better bring your A game. 

I’m the admin. I’m not gonna fuck with you. But if Jobu verbally dong whips you, I can’t help you recover, either.

Fair enough Custard, thank you for the info, well received. :)
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2021, 01:19:56 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on May 05, 2021, 02:37:54 PM
we should hire Mariana Morais's ass coach



Just because this should be "humped".....I mean bumped for all to see....
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2021, 01:24:21 PM »
https://hoopdirt.com/job/assistant-coach-mens-basketball-operations-illinois-full-time/

Everyone apply, I am sure with all of our collective basketball brilliance, one of us can help Chet and Hulka out?
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2021, 01:36:06 PM »
Quote from: fucking on May 06, 2021, 08:28:01 AM
Pff. I think we all know who's in charge here.

 ;D


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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2021, 01:39:07 PM »
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2021, 11:12:47 PM »
Al Pinkins is supposed to have been an ace recruiter back at Texas Tech...now Gentry goes bye bye and we will see what can be done...
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #40 on: May 07, 2021, 08:43:51 AM »
So what’s Jobu’s username now?
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2021, 09:17:09 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 07, 2021, 08:43:51 AM
So what’s Jobu’s username now?

He got real tricky.

Jobu.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2021, 05:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Custard on May 05, 2021, 11:33:50 PM
Just be aware you will be insulted and criticized when you post here. It’s kind of our thing. And it happens to pretty much everyone. It’s part of the fun. If you get defensive and overly sensitive you'll be forced to watch an Illinois football game in its entirety. In person. Just ask Tempo.

I fixed it for you.

BTW, who's Tempo??
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #43 on: May 07, 2021, 05:40:46 PM »
Quote from: dwc13 on May 07, 2021, 05:23:12 PM
I fixed it for you.

BTW, who's Tempo??

You don’t know the great and powerful Tempo?!

I don’t believe you.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #44 on: May 07, 2021, 05:52:58 PM »
Could be senility.
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