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WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?

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WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« on: May 04, 2021, 03:26:32 PM »
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« Last Edit: May 04, 2021, 07:03:23 PM by Custard »
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Re: Future Assistants
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2021, 03:37:02 PM »
I believe the preferred syntax reads WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
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Re: Future Assistants
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2021, 05:17:05 PM »
I know you are joking, but you do seem to think that former Head Coaches would want to come and be an assistant and sit in sweaty gyms all summer and drive on shit roads in winter to shitty high school games.
Unless they are at end of career and have a strategy bench only role (MArtelli)- they are done with that other than to come to a few big Showcase tournaments to have their nuts hugged.

We need high energy charismatic sales guys with some legit ball cred, and a few guys to point to they got to the NBA. 
They do the legwork (whatever that can mean) and then prep Hulka to close the deal or at least not fck it up.
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Re: Future Assistants
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2021, 06:00:17 PM »
What about Ed Conroy, Larry Farmer, Jim Molinari, Doc Sadler, Marvin Menzies, Jerry Dunn, Karl Hobbs, Jeff Capel, Lorenzo Romar and Ken Bone?
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Re: Future Assistants
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2021, 06:15:42 PM »
That’s one shitty list of available candidates to choose from.
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Re: Future Assistants
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2021, 06:52:03 PM »
Quote from: fucking on May 04, 2021, 06:00:17 PM
What about Ed Conroy, Larry Farmer, Jim Molinari, Doc Sadler, Marvin Menzies, Jerry Dunn, Karl Hobbs, Jeff Capel, Lorenzo Romar and Ken Bone?

Quite a list. Lol.
Conroy went to Vanderbilt in the Robbins deal. That is how Robbins ended up at Minny. That is his uncle.
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Re: Future Assistants
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2021, 07:01:08 PM »
No Reggie Theus?
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Re: Future Assistants
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2021, 07:05:23 PM »
Quote from: Custard on May 04, 2021, 07:01:08 PM
No Reggie Theus?

Trying to give Tempo a boner?
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2021, 07:14:33 PM »
What's Jaylon Tate up to?
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Re: Future Assistants
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2021, 07:41:32 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on May 04, 2021, 06:15:42 PM
That’s one shitty list of available candidates to choose from.

Guess again.
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Re: Future Assistants
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2021, 07:52:56 PM »
Quote from: fucking on May 04, 2021, 07:41:32 PM
Guess again.

I just noticed I posted that after you listed off some candidates. I was meaning the poll, not your list. Sorry about the confusion.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2021, 08:05:26 PM »
Guess the meter's are broken, for a forum that has like 3-5 regular posters. Sure seems there is plenty to complain about even when in jest....for the record I will take the Miller's as long as Aniston can dance at the halftime...

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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2021, 10:33:01 PM »
She got hotter as she got older.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2021, 02:37:14 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 05, 2021, 02:25:48 PM
Dude.  I don't think anyone has told you this yet, but you suck.  As far as posters go, you are a train wreck.

Like literally, every time that I see a post from you, I'm like, uggg.  God damn, man. 

I mean.  Ass coach.  That's hilarious.

Yeah I didn’t even know where to start on his long post in the other thread. He’s lost his marbles.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2021, 02:37:54 PM »
we should hire Mariana Morais's ass coach

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