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Crazy Stories From Back in the Day

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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2021, 09:14:53 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 30, 2021, 06:19:29 PM
Thanks custard.

Not pussy related, but funny.

I fucking hate Kams. Always have, always will.

So, somehow, I got talked into going to this fucking shithole one night, against my better judgment. We got there kinda early, wasn’t too crowded yet, so it actually wasn’t awful, other than the smell of piss.

So, I’m a few beers deep, and it’s getting more crowded. I go to walk up to the bar, and some little pip squeak mother fucker bumps into me. I knew it was on purpose, but I still said, oh, my bad, excuse me. He bumped me again and said get out of my way mother fucker.

So, as you might guess, I see a bit of red. I’m 6’6, not small, and this douche is every bit of 5’4. I couldn’t believe what was happening. So, instead of smoking this idiot right away, my instinct told me that something might be strange here.

I just grabbed the top of his head and told him to get the fuck away from me or I would rip said head off and shit down his neck. He looked up, smiled and walked away.

Now I see. On the other side of shithole kams is large men. Football players. Talking to this little piece of shit. So I’m like, oh great, this is frat bullshit or something. I don’t need this.

So me and my friends go to leave. And of course they head us off. We’re scared shitless but I’ve had just enough where I’m like hey If I’m gonna die tonight, by god I’m going down swinging.

So this huge black dude asks me what’s up. I said I was just leaving. He asked about why I was picking on his friend. I said oh you mean that little pussy right there? You’re friends with him? Fuck off, I’m leaving.

He pushed me. I said if you want to do this, I know you’ll kick my ass, but I’m not walking away like your little bitch friend. Then I pushed him in the chest. And said let’s go mother fucker.

He smiled at me and said respect. And walked away.

I could have died that night. But at the time I was so pissed I didn’t even care.

Never went to kams again. Fucking shithole.


As I read this, my mind kept seeing Forrest Whitaker saying “Don’t fuck with it.”
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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2021, 09:24:33 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on March 30, 2021, 07:40:28 PM
I went there with a friend once because they were selling a fucking gallon milk jug of beer for like 10 bucks

made for a good afternoon, sort of... we each had one and hung out all day and watched dumb hot chicks act the way they do

Anyone who thinks $10 is a good price for a gallon of beer is not allowed to call anyone else "dumb."
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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2021, 10:35:18 PM »
Quote from: fucking on March 30, 2021, 09:24:33 PM
Anyone who thinks $10 is a good price for a gallon of beer is not allowed to call anyone else "dumb."

Well you can’t put a price on the experience
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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2021, 11:59:45 PM »
Quote from: fucking on March 30, 2021, 09:24:33 PM
Anyone who thinks $10 is a good price for a gallon of beer is not allowed to call anyone else "dumb.

It might have been 8 or 9 dollars, or maybe even 5, or 6, whatever, still a solid price for 128 oz of beer at a bar at the turn of the century

Now that ive thought about it for a few seconds, i think it was 6 bucks, but yeah that was over 20 years ago so my memory is a little hazy
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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2021, 06:08:30 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 05:59:16 PM
Are you willing to fuck someone in a porta potty at a winery?

Because when you open that door when you have to piss and the dude falls backwards on his ass and the chick is sitting there, minus the cock, well, that’s really something.
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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2021, 06:11:54 PM »
Quote from: Breal31 on May 11, 2021, 06:01:46 PM
I remember going there in 2005 with 3 friends and 3 very unattractive women were brought back to an apartment in Urbana. Upper 20s townies...kinda fat, kinda had the Motley Crue hair going.

I witnessed 3 not very good men take a grenade that night I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy
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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2021, 06:15:05 PM »
Quote from: fucking on May 11, 2021, 06:07:11 PM
I once fucked a really dark-skinned black chick in a men's room stall. With the lights turned off,  I couldn't see her at all.

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Wait, I take that back. It was a ladies room.

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I guess first. Where were you? That’s a good starting point.

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I may have been on the clock.





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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2021, 10:57:15 AM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on March 30, 2021, 06:27:29 PM
That place actually had a worse toilet than the one in trainspotting.
Not just the toilet. On multiple occasions, I walked into Kams bathroom and saw guys pissing into the sinks.
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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2021, 10:59:12 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on March 30, 2021, 07:40:28 PM
I went there with a friend once because they were selling a fucking gallon milk jug of beer for like 10 bucks

made for a good afternoon, sort of... we each had one and hung out all day and watched dumb hot chicks act the way they do
I did the same. Sweet deal, they even let you keep the milk jug!
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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2021, 11:27:37 AM »
Quote from: Miniditka on May 12, 2021, 10:57:15 AM
Not just the toilet. On multiple occasions, I walked into Kams bathroom and saw guys pissing into the sinks.

I saw GWAR at the Canopy club and witnessed people pissing into sinks

good show though
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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2021, 01:02:22 PM »
Quote from: Miniditka on May 12, 2021, 10:57:15 AM
Not just the toilet. On multiple occasions, I walked into Kams bathroom and saw guys pissing into the sinks.
My wife had a friend who worked there and would let them go downstairs to where Kam's would have private events so the bathroom wasn't "as horrid".

True to form for that place, a bunch went down there but this created a "line that was too long" so a few of them just pissed in the corner anyway.

When they tore it down they probably needed a hazmat squad.  I've been to some divey dumpy college bars in my day, but Kam's set a standard nobody could even reach. It seems like it had to be out of spite, I mean how much does it cost to just say "you know, let's go to Menards and get a new toilet"
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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2021, 01:13:44 PM »
Shoulda had a trough.

As I've probably mentioned, I went into Kam's exactly once. It was in the afternoon, before patrons arrived. I just needed to get some free tailgate tickets to see live, not-at-all Kam's-ish indie bands.

I can't believe people went in there on purpose.
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Re: Crazy Stories From Back in the Day
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2021, 08:19:43 PM »
I enjoyed a walk to campus this morning, beginning just before dawn.

Generally, I don't dive except for those weekends when I expect to find goodies. But it's impossible to not see obvious signs of goodies.

Having spotted a shower curtain and Rubbermaid storage bin, I looked into a dumpster. I got a handle of Kirkland Ultra Clean and a matching handle of Downy, a 2019 HP laptop plus its power cord, and a bottle of Frank's Red Hot. I left the shampoos and cheap toilet paper for the next person.

Nearby, a still stapled brown paper bag of Chipotle bowl sat unmolested on the trunk of a small car. Someone had it delivered, but probably passed out before it arrived.

If you're keeping score at home, this was the block between Fourth and Third and  John and Daniel. So about a block from the notorious Apartment 402.
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