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Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #750 on: May 11, 2021, 04:37:29 PM »
Quote from: fucking on May 11, 2021, 03:47:07 PM
I mean, he did say he'd tell us when he figures it out. That's not nothing, right?

A lot of coach speak.

1) He loved Chet's chest bump of Gordon. Made big impression on Hulka.
2) Chet apparently likes golf team.
3) He will not hire a guy just to get a guy (so Tony from the Neighborhood is out).
4) They do not have another guy and he will let you know.
5) Illinois brand is better than ever and they have a million candidates.

Odd that nobody asked about Gentry. Is that official?


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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #751 on: May 11, 2021, 04:41:01 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 04:38:04 PM
Think so? I dunno.

I've been interviewing for a new job the last couple days.  So, basically, I've had to be super interview nicey-nicey, and I'm about to lose my fucking mind.

So, yeah, maybe I am en fuego.

Maybe you should interview Constanza-style? 

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #752 on: May 11, 2021, 04:53:03 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 04:41:40 PM
1) Who gives a fuck.
2) Again, who gives a fuck.
3) Then apparently he doesn't want to be involved in high level college basketball and play in the shithole with everyone else.
4) What?
5) Bull fucking shit

Are these fair responses to your summary?

Dunno what jobs you are looking at-I am thinking a clergy position of some type?

I actually think you should be an Illinois beat writer.
These guys just nuthug Hulka all day. Jesus these things are fckign boring.
How do you stand it Rob??


Nobody asked about the Ring door video when Antigua's wife went all Bronx or Jersey on them.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #753 on: May 11, 2021, 05:18:42 PM »
I don’t see anything here the DIA would have a problem with
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #754 on: May 11, 2021, 05:25:19 PM »
Quote from: Lkdog on May 11, 2021, 04:53:03 PM
I actually think you should be an Illinois beat writer.
These guys just nuthug Hulka all day. Jesus these things are fckign boring.
How do you stand it Rob??

There *is* one guy whose questions are generally along the lines of "how great is it to be so great?"

But I did a fairly shitty job today, so who am I to talk?

People might want to know about Gentry, but basically Brad's going to tell us what he wants to tell us. I didn't even realize that nobody asked about it.

That's a problem, too. You get distracted by writing stuff down, Tweeting, etc. Then you risk looking like an idiot for asking a question that someone just asked.

And because it's a Zoom, everyone sees it.

In the old days, you'd get a concise written report that leaves out all the banter and background, but also eliminates the boring and stupid and long-winded questions.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #755 on: May 11, 2021, 05:47:44 PM »
Hulka is pretty cool to hangout with from what I understand. Not like Billy Gillespie let’s go try and fuck Parkland dropouts at Tumble Inn cool, but cool nonetheless. Id probably nuthug him too at pressers

I would have given Groce and Lovie the business though
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #756 on: May 11, 2021, 05:49:17 PM »
Also, I'm willing to fuck a stripper in a men's room stall. You like that, too.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #757 on: May 11, 2021, 05:58:07 PM »
I know a couple of TI people from waaaay back. Not very well, though.

They were both bartenders. The only TI bouncer I've ever met is Dick Butkus.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #758 on: May 11, 2021, 05:58:39 PM »
Also, you fucked up the formatting, dickhead.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #759 on: May 11, 2021, 06:00:41 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 05:59:16 PM
when you open that door when you have to piss and the dude falls backwards on his ass and the chick is sitting there, minus the cock, well, that’s really something.

That just means it's your turn, right?
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #760 on: May 11, 2021, 06:01:35 PM »
Rob is trending on Loyalty.

Where is the chick sitting?
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #761 on: May 11, 2021, 06:01:46 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 05:53:26 PM
Quote from: Breal31 on May 11, 2021, 05:47:44 PM
Hulka is pretty cool to hangout with from what I understand. Not like Billy Gillespie let’s go try and fuck Parkland dropouts at Tumble Inn cool, but cool nonetheless. Id probably nuthug him too at pressers
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I went to Tumble Inn twice. The first time, I left with the bouncer’s girlfriend and fucked her. The second time the bouncer told me I should leave and not come back.

I told him not to worry about it. I wasn’t trying to fuck her again.

Rob might know the guy, actually.

I remember going there in 2005 with 3 friends and 3 very unattractive women were brought back to an apartment in Urbana. Upper 20s townies...kinda fat, kinda had the Motley Crue hair going.

I witnessed 3 not very good men take a grenade that night I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #762 on: May 11, 2021, 06:07:11 PM »
I once fucked a really dark-skinned black chick in a men's room stall. With the lights turned off,  I couldn't see her at all.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #763 on: May 11, 2021, 06:07:57 PM »
Wait, I take that back. It was a ladies room.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #764 on: May 11, 2021, 06:10:25 PM »
Quote from: Custard on May 11, 2021, 06:01:35 PM
Where is the chick sitting?

Seriously? There's no time for such niceties.
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