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WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2580 on: July 31, 2021, 07:25:52 PM »
I wonder how many of these lambda variants have scurried across our southern border.
This is probably the most pressing question across the pantheon of pandemic issues.

I'd also want to know whether any of the carriers were transporting hard copies of The Communist Manifesto, or any pictures of Che Guevara.

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2581 on: July 31, 2021, 10:11:12 PM »
He must be referring to the Mason-Dixon Line. 

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2582 on: August 02, 2021, 12:48:40 PM »
Made it back from the Ozarks, if I caught coronavirus it's asymptomatic.

Didn't really do much - we made one grocery store trip, rented a boat, and hunkered down in the lake house other than shooting 9 holes a couple of times, and going to rent a jet ski.

The jet ski rental was too far down the main channel for us to drive back to our house, so we just set up shop at the rental place and swapped off. We hung out off to the side of the dock area - but we did have to go in and rent the jet ski, which sets up a decent anecdote.

So we decide to mask up to go into the rental shop. Some dude comes across from the repair shop area - quite a ways, to open the door for me.

"How's it going?" he says, "Fine, how about you?"

"A lot better than three weeks ago". OK, asshole, fine, give me the line - "Yeah, why's that?", to which he of course replies "I got the bug".

"Bummer", I say, and walk into the shop. "Oh, well, it kind of sucked but I'm all better now!"

The shop is pretty big because it's got a lot of floor space for various boating equipment, life jackets/etc, and in the front are racks of Ozarks t-shirts. He sort of waddles around the t-shirts for a bit then leaves the shop, to go back to moving waverunners around with a Bobcat and taking some boats down the ramp with a tractor. Pretty clear the guy didn't have any real reason to go to the shop and was just fucking with a couple masked up Yankees.

So as we are leaving, he's by the dock talking to a couple chicks that work the dock area. He asks "how'd it go?"

screw this guy - I say "It was awesome. Hey man, I'm really happy to hear you kicked that bug and are feeling better, I've never had it myself but I hear that gonorrhea really sucks"

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2583 on: August 02, 2021, 01:20:21 PM »
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2584 on: August 02, 2021, 02:24:59 PM »
Glad you made it back. Now you have to watch out for the chipmunks!

https://ktla.com/news/california/chipmunks-with-plague-prompt-closure-of-some-areas-of-south-lake-tahoe/

I worked with my masters in the CCP to infect and release the chipmunks in order to chase away the covidiots

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2585 on: August 02, 2021, 03:06:56 PM »
Surely the covidiots are attracted to infected chipmunks?

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2586 on: August 03, 2021, 07:25:00 AM »
If anyone is interested.......
It doesn't look like It's made many news feeds.
The U.S. House Foreign Affairs Commitee report on the origins of coronavirus.

https://t.co/b9LGtKvJYq?amp=1

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2587 on: August 03, 2021, 07:27:51 AM »
If anyone is interested.......
It doesn't look like It's made many news feeds.
The U.S. House Foreign Affairs Commitee report on the origins of coronavirus.

https://t.co/b9LGtKvJYq?amp=1

How about summarizing it? I don't want to download and have to think for myself.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2588 on: August 03, 2021, 07:38:16 AM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/it-just-went-boom-icus-are-being-overwhelmed-with-younger-and-sicker-patients/ar-AAMQly4?ocid=uxbndlbing

Job well done, anti-vaxxers! Those natural defenses seem to be holding up so well against the Delta variant.

Enough is enough. Let these COVIDIOTS die. Natural selection time.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2589 on: August 03, 2021, 08:21:08 AM »
How about summarizing it? I don't want to download and have to think for myself.
I only glanced thru it, but it may very well be that .....
Gain of function research was being done on bat samples from the mine.
The research involved techniques to cover up manipulations.
The research was being done at bsl2 and bsl 3 levels. Bsl2 is similar to a DDS office level.
Poor safety measures, which we were warned of, led to the outbreak in Wuhan.
The World Military Games were held in Wuhan in the fall of 2019 in a Wuhan ghost town. The participants were told the ghost town environment was for their own safety.
Remember when the CCP told  the world that our military brought the virus to Wuhan ? That was before the pangolin did it story.
The WMG participants got the virus and went back to their countries with the virus. 

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2590 on: August 03, 2021, 10:34:05 AM »
The research was being done at bsl2 and bsl 3 levels. Bsl2 is similar to a DDS office level.
I think we all could have guessed that ...

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2591 on: August 03, 2021, 12:54:14 PM »
I only glanced thru it, but it may very well be that .....
Gain of function research was being done on bat samples from the mine.
The research involved techniques to cover up manipulations.
The research was being done at bsl2 and bsl 3 levels. Bsl2 is similar to a DDS office level.
Poor safety measures, which we were warned of, led to the outbreak in Wuhan.
The World Military Games were held in Wuhan in the fall of 2019 in a Wuhan ghost town. The participants were told the ghost town environment was for their own safety.
Remember when the CCP told  the world that our military brought the virus to Wuhan ? That was before the pangolin did it story.
The WMG participants got the virus and went back to their countries with the virus.

Ok. So should we nuke China as a result?
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2592 on: August 03, 2021, 12:57:50 PM »
We should boycott their firecrackers. That'll show 'em.

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2593 on: August 03, 2021, 02:32:29 PM »
Ok. So should we nuke China as a result?
Nah. Now you're not being realistic.
We'll see what Biden's IC has to say in a few weeks.

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2594 on: August 03, 2021, 02:53:13 PM »
How about summarizing it? I don't want to download and have to think for myself.

The House Foreign Affairs Committee has not concluded that COVID first leaked from a Wuhan lab.

A Republican minority within the Committee holds this opinion, but this is not reflective of the entire Committee
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/fact-check-wuhan-lab-leak-confirmed-us-house-foreign-affairs-committee-1615732%3famp=1
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