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WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?

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WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« on: March 03, 2020, 02:56:14 PM »
Will there be no Olympics? Chinese shipments to the Port of LA down 25% in February. Panic buying of masks?

I have not been freaked out by this, but with so many people freaking out I started reading about the 1918 Spanish Flu and now wonder whether I should be freaking out and not touching the handrail walking down the stairs to the Blue Line or the handrail on the treadmill at the gym....

Any thoughts? Where is Murph to reassure us that everything will be ok?
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2020, 03:17:54 PM »
Chance are everyone on earth will die except a select few who will be inextricably drawn to Las Vegas for an ultimate showdown between good and evil.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2020, 03:45:02 PM »
There’s more than one way to put economic pressure on China
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2020, 06:32:38 PM »
Quote from: Custard on March 03, 2020, 03:17:54 PM
Chance are everyone on earth will die except a select few who will be inextricably drawn to Las Vegas for an ultimate showdown between good and evil.

Somebody should write a book about that.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2020, 08:55:03 PM »
Trump just discovered what almost nobody knew -- a lot of people die from the flu, thousands and thousands. He is instructing the pharmaceutical companies to get off their hinies and make a flu vaccine that works. 

Trump has done the best job ever responding to the Corona Beer Virus hoax. Only 9  have died, compared to millions who died before Obama bothered to declare an emergency response to the 2009 hydrogen dioxide crisis.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2020, 09:03:14 PM »
But will this start really bringing the jobs back to the rust belt?
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2020, 09:04:08 PM »
Quote from: Chickengeorge on March 03, 2020, 06:32:38 PM
Quote from: Custard on March 03, 2020, 03:17:54 PM
Chance are everyone on earth will die except a select few who will be inextricably drawn to Las Vegas for an ultimate showdown between good and evil.

Somebody should write a book about that.

I agree with chickengeorge
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2020, 11:54:08 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on March 03, 2020, 02:56:14 PM
Will there be no Olympics? Chinese shipments to the Port of LA down 25% in February. Panic buying of masks?

I have not been freaked out by this, but with so many people freaking out I started reading about the 1918 Spanish Flu and now wonder whether I should be freaking out and not touching the handrail walking down the stairs to the Blue Line or the handrail on the treadmill at the gym....

Any thoughts? Where is Murph to reassure us that everything will be ok?
I figure touching aspects of the blue line is the only way to gain immunity to every virus on Earth.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2020, 10:08:47 AM »
Quote from: illiniray on March 03, 2020, 08:55:03 PM
Trump just discovered what almost nobody knew -- a lot of people die from the flu, thousands and thousands. He is instructing the pharmaceutical companies to get off their hinies and make a flu vaccine that works. 

Trump has done the best job ever responding to the Corona Beer Virus hoax. Only 9  have died, compared to millions who died before Obama bothered to declare an emergency response to the 2009 hydrogen dioxide crisis.

You really have some severe TDS

seek help, I hear there's a prescription that can fix that

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2020, 02:11:11 PM »
I don’t know what the appropriate amount to freak out over this is, but I think it’s way more than Trump wants us to freak out, and probably less than some other people do. This isn’t Ebola, but it seems to be passed pretty easily. We have had just over 100 cases in the US, and 6 people have died. That may not seem like a lot, but if 10 million people get it, that’s over a half a million deaths. Most of us will know someone who died from the corona virus if it gets to that point.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2020, 03:56:07 PM »
This is the only known cure



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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2020, 09:50:26 PM »
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2020, 11:55:13 AM »
Darvish and Kipnis pulled from today's Cub exhibition game due to flu-like symptoms. Are they hiding that they have the carona virus????
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2020, 12:06:55 PM »
It's 'carona flu' now, just fyi. Thanks.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2020, 01:04:19 AM »
Tired: Buy Clorox stock due to coronavirus
Wired: Buy Costco stock.

Costco looks to be a complete shit show. Hell, even Whole Foods was sold out of water and TP. Who the hell buys TP at Whole Foods? 50% more expensive for organic TP, whatever the hell that means, except "won't wipe my ass". I may be a crunchy granola hippie but that's a bridge too far.

And why the hell do you stock up on water? I guess maybe people are figuring "Well, if I am going to buy 80 packages of pasta and all these canned vegetables, I might as well refresh my earthquake kit"
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