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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #315 on: February 01, 2023, 11:13:34 PM »
You have sat here for 2 days trying to push buttons and then you get mad when someone successfully turns the tables on you? Hmmm.

Again, I never badgered you about what your ex thinks of you. Again, you have a total lack of perspective. My mults are designed to be funny. I’m not trying to be malicious. You are.
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« Reply #316 on: February 01, 2023, 11:21:59 PM »
Again, I never badgered you about what your ex thinks of you. Again, you have a total lack of perspective. My mults are designed to be funny. I’m not trying to be malicious. You are.

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #317 on: February 01, 2023, 11:47:02 PM »
JFC take it to the Tempo, et al. vs PAMan thread!

https://illinihq2.com/index.php/topic,774.0.html
« Last Edit: February 02, 2023, 05:42:54 PM by Custard »
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #318 on: February 24, 2023, 01:51:21 PM »
ThePAThey is now a football season ticket reservationist for the upcoming season.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #319 on: February 24, 2023, 02:06:38 PM »
ThePAThey is now a football season ticket reservationist for the upcoming season.

These are some damn good prices they currently have!
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #320 on: February 24, 2023, 02:21:10 PM »
These are some damn good prices they currently have!

Yep, they sucked me in. Again.
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #321 on: October 07, 2023, 12:04:44 PM »
That Ark thread doesn’t read that badly. Not as bad as I expected anyways. Even with Bielema’s alleged off field issues I’m super relieved it wasn’t LL.

Despite not doing great in the buzz saw of the SEC West, he is local and has proven high level success in the B1G West. I think a sober and motivated Bret Bielema could establish a relatively high floor for the program.

That said, I don’t find this to be an inspiring hire whatsoever. I hope he can manage to put together a good staff. If we are paying Bret 4.2 million a year I have to assume we will be competitive with staff salaries as well.

I think the salve I’m going to keep putting on this is “Came up under Barry Alvarez, went to three consecutive Rose Bowls as HC with his own players, recruited and coached Russell Wilson, and also coached under Bill Belichick.”

Lance Leipold looking a lot better right now, Custard.
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #322 on: October 07, 2023, 12:05:13 PM »
ThePAThey is now a football season ticket reservationist for the upcoming season.

What was I thinking?
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« Reply #323 on: October 07, 2023, 12:12:19 PM »
Lance Leipold looking a lot better right now, Custard.

Even Missouri (whose D coordinator we poached) is ranked and doing better than we are…

And Maryland (whose coach used to coach here) is undefeated and up on O$U currently…
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #324 on: October 07, 2023, 12:13:54 PM »
My theory is Whitman hired Bielema to make Underwood seem more likable.

In all honesty though, Bielema is probably as good as he could do if you’re looking to field a decent team tho.

Behind the Curve here ...
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #325 on: October 07, 2023, 12:17:51 PM »
Bielema sucks cock. RIP Jobu.

The Jobu versus Beach Bum in this thread was entertaining.
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #326 on: October 07, 2023, 12:18:41 PM »
Nice try.
I've maintained all along that Lovie helped with a culture change and that players started looking at C-U.
Coaching them up appeared to be an after thought. That's a recipe for failure.
Keep reaching tho.

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #327 on: October 07, 2023, 12:22:42 PM »
Holy fuck. Read a few of the initial pages. There's a whole lotta people on the wrong side of this one. Awesome!

Unsure whether these type takes starting on page 12 have aged as well as the original takes....
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #328 on: October 07, 2023, 12:24:52 PM »
The original post did not age well.

Serve up my crow. I was wrong. I am happy with this hire

Hmmmm
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #329 on: October 07, 2023, 12:25:28 PM »
Front page takes not looking as bad now after the last 2 weeks of shit.

Always... you know the rest ..
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