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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #165 on: October 31, 2022, 11:48:15 AM »
If Bielema had an alcohol issue, it appears as tho he may have overcome it.

Meanwhile, in your estimation, he went from being a fucktard to trash.

Seems that was a pretty common opinion around here the day he was hired. Again, I long ago said my “trash” comment was probably a bit much. Meanwhile, it only took one off season around here for Bielema to from fat nearly unemployable drunk to unassailable. I’ve had zero problems with Bielema since his unfortunate decision to trash his players publicly.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #166 on: October 31, 2022, 02:45:08 PM »
Seems that was a pretty common opinion around here the day he was hired. Again, I long ago said my “trash” comment was probably a bit much. Meanwhile, it only took one off season around here for Bielema to from fat nearly unemployable drunk to unassailable. I’ve had zero problems with Bielema since his unfortunate decision to trash his players publicly.

I prefer to take the long view on this one except when I don't. Give me some consistency in winning seasons and sobriety.
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #167 on: October 31, 2022, 10:39:00 PM »
This thread is magical. Custard (of course) comes in with the most OPTIMISTIC comment on the Bielema hire. “Hopefully he can stay sober and it works out.”

And early in his tenure people were outraged when I called out his egregious public shaming of his players. Textbook example of the cognitive dissonance of the HQ.

Interesting to quote something I was pretty much dead-on about. Said he needed a good staff and to open the pocketbook to get them, and that’s exactly what they have done. Walters is a stud that’s going to be a P5 HC sooner than later and Lunney has an exceptionally efficient offense that dominates TOP every week.

Still don’t buy that what he said was “egregious public shaming.” It was a snippet taken out of context and posted on twitter to be provocative, and you lapped it up while failing to do any further research into the bigger picture of what was said.

The players said it was a non-issue, they were so devastated by the egregious bus tossing that they went out the next week and beat #7 PSU in Happy Valley and damn near salvaged a bowl season out of a rough 1-4 start.

This is probably too long to read since it’s not in twitter format but gives some good insight into the meaning of the entirety of his comments pertaining to the massive future hole at O-line they were staring at.

“Bielema was referring to a future hole in his roster on the offensive line. The Illini currently have no offensive linemen who were recruited in the previous staff's last three recruiting classes. The two offensive linemen from the Class of 2019 are third-stringers. The three offensive linemen from the Class of 2020 have all transferred.”

Good stuff here:

https://247sports.com/college/illinois/Article/Illinois-Fighting-Illini-football-Bret-Bielema-roster-personnel-viral-comments-out-of-context-173570640/
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #168 on: November 01, 2022, 02:53:10 AM »
Interesting to quote something I was pretty much dead-on about. Said he needed a good staff and to open the pocketbook to get them, and that’s exactly what they have done. Walters is a stud that’s going to be a P5 HC sooner than later and Lunney has an exceptionally efficient offense that dominates TOP every week.

Still don’t buy that what he said was “egregious public shaming.” It was a snippet taken out of context and posted on twitter to be provocative, and you lapped it up while failing to do any further research into the bigger picture of what was said.

The players said it was a non-issue, they were so devastated by the egregious bus tossing that they went out the next week and beat #7 PSU in Happy Valley and damn near salvaged a bowl season out of a rough 1-4 start.

This is probably too long to read since it’s not in twitter format but gives some good insight into the meaning of the entirety of his comments pertaining to the massive future hole at O-line they were staring at.

“Bielema was referring to a future hole in his roster on the offensive line. The Illini currently have no offensive linemen who were recruited in the previous staff's last three recruiting classes. The two offensive linemen from the Class of 2019 are third-stringers. The three offensive linemen from the Class of 2020 have all transferred.”

Good stuff here:

https://247sports.com/college/illinois/Article/Illinois-Fighting-Illini-football-Bret-Bielema-roster-personnel-viral-comments-out-of-context-173570640/

I have never heard a losing coach say “you’re only as good as your players, right?” In the middle of a season.

Yeah, you were dead on. And thankfully he’s managed to “stay sober,” allegedly.

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #169 on: November 01, 2022, 03:13:42 AM »
I don’t need to “focus on the big picture of what he said.” It was already more than obvious they needed better talent. He wasn’t breaking any ground with that or telling us anything we didn’t already know with that thought. It’s just really rare to hear a complete bus-tossing by a coach.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #170 on: November 01, 2022, 06:18:55 AM »
Mickey Joseph has pretty much said the same thing about the OL that Frost left him, which is nothing.
At least Lovie left some starters.
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #171 on: November 01, 2022, 06:25:33 AM »
This one is one of my favorites.  Charlie Weis's birthday should be a national holiday.

https://www.nfl.com/news/weis-pitch-have-you-looked-at-this-pile-of-crap-out-there-0ap1000000219516
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« Reply #172 on: November 01, 2022, 06:53:23 AM »
Mike Singletary, Chip Kelly, Mike Leach, Charlie Weiss. Coaching legends, all of ‘em. Mount Rushmore of successful coaches.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #173 on: November 01, 2022, 06:55:36 AM »
Decided schematic advantage.
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« Reply #174 on: November 01, 2022, 06:57:49 AM »
Decided schematic advantage.

I hated that fucking guy.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #175 on: November 01, 2022, 07:10:11 AM »
I hated that fucking guy.

Lol, I thought he was hilarious.  And I love what he did to Notre Dame.  Because fuck Notre Dame.
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« Reply #176 on: November 01, 2022, 07:20:48 AM »
I thought it was hilarious when Notre Dame gave him a 10 year contract after once decent season, then quickly regretted it.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #177 on: November 01, 2022, 10:48:26 AM »
I thought it was hilarious when Notre Dame gave him a 10 year contract after once decent season, then quickly regretted it.

that was gold!
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« Reply #178 on: November 01, 2022, 11:00:08 AM »
First page takes alone are a hilarious read now.

What is Breal up to these days anyway?
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« Reply #179 on: November 01, 2022, 11:18:07 AM »
First page takes alone are a hilarious read now.

What is Breal up to these days anyway?

this whole thread is gold hahaha wow
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