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Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2

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Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« on: November 16, 2025, 09:27:52 AM »
Today is where shit gets real. They’ve shown they can sneak past the chumps (and given the injuries and learning new systems I think there is value in that); but the schedule gets a lot tougher starting today. Today is almost a must win if they want to make the playoffs (barring some unlikely upsets down the road).

I have no idea what to expect for today. Wouldn’t be surprised if they did, wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t!
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2025, 12:44:35 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on November 16, 2025, 09:27:52 AM
Today is where shit gets real. They’ve shown they can sneak past the chumps (and given the injuries and learning new systems I think there is value in that); but the schedule gets a lot tougher starting today. Today is almost a must win if they want to make the playoffs (barring some unlikely upsets down the road).

I have no idea what to expect for today. Wouldn’t be surprised if they did, wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t!

I think we all know how this story ends
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2025, 03:41:06 PM »
Bears are in sole possession of first place for the time being

Bears and Illini are both 7-3 in November. Has that ever happened?
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2025, 10:04:11 PM »
Quote from: Miles Leonard on November 16, 2025, 03:41:06 PM
Bears are in sole possession of first place for the time being

Bears and Illini are both 7-3 in November. Has that ever happened?

According to Hal9000, no.
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2025, 10:21:18 PM »
Quote from: Miles Leonard on November 16, 2025, 03:41:06 PM
Bears are in sole possession of first place for the time being

Bears and Illini are both 7-3 in November. Has that ever happened?

If Denver and Chicago both win the divisions, that is something I did not predict.
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2025, 10:27:38 PM »
Quote from: Custard on November 16, 2025, 12:44:35 PM
I think we all know how this story ends

Perhaps. But the Bears increased their playoff chances by 31% today (to 66%). I’d still put it closer to even.
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2025, 10:32:49 AM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on November 16, 2025, 10:21:18 PM
If Denver and Chicago both win the divisions, that is something I did not predict.

Well you’re a moron, so…
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2025, 10:33:13 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on November 16, 2025, 10:27:38 PM
Perhaps. But the Bears increased their playoff chances by 31% today (to 66%). I’d still put it closer to even.

And of course you would…
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2025, 11:53:26 AM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on November 17, 2025, 10:32:49 AM
Well you’re a moron, so…

I didn't predict it because Denver will win the division and the Bears will miss the playoffs.
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2025, 01:26:38 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on November 17, 2025, 10:33:13 AM
And of course you would…

I’m the local “Bears homer,” remember?
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2025, 01:26:47 PM »
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2025, 01:32:24 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on November 17, 2025, 10:33:13 AM
And of course you would…

Schedule is about to get a lot more difficult.

Steelers (getting rudolph is a break)
Philly @ Philly
GB @ GB
Cleveland (we’re lucky this is at home, Cleveland destroys quarterbacks)
GB
SF @ SF
Detroit (lucky this is at home)

This is a much much tougher schedule than they just went through
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2025, 02:05:00 PM »
We're gonna beat Detroit's ass at Soldier Field. They suck outdoors.
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2025, 02:23:02 PM »
Goff does, yes. Outside in the elements is definitely where you want to face him/them.
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Re: Chicago Bears 2025: Chapter 2
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2025, 03:01:44 PM »
philly will buttfuck us
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