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Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #105 on: December 31, 2024, 06:17:33 PM »
Bielema outcoached and out trolled Beamer today

"It is better to out think your opponent, rather than out fight him"
-- Sun Tzu "Art of War"

"Know your opponent, Know yourself, you will never be defeated..in a hundred battles"
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #106 on: December 31, 2024, 06:48:26 PM »
Just eeking out a 6-6 bowl would have been good enough for me. The thought of 10-3 never even crossed my mind before the year.

Exactly. Makes up a little for the late season collapse in 2022 with what was a better team—at least on paper.

There have been a lot of good moments this year in the public eye, hope we can capitalize, even though I heard it takes 5 years after a Citrus Bowl win for the recruiting to pick up!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #107 on: December 31, 2024, 07:23:46 PM »
That was an enjoyable game. I was at medical appointments, and grocery shopping all morning. I had it recorded, was almost an hour behind to start. Never quite caught up.

Best quote I heard was something like, 'If Beamer doesn't like it; he should stop substituting.'

Think maybe Bretts psychological warfare affected the outcome? It was fun to watch him grinning while his opponent was having a meltdown.
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“Taking a trip? Where to?”  -“Wherever I end up, I guess. -“Man, I wish I was you." -Well, hang in there.”

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Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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“Taking a trip? Where to?”  -“Wherever I end up, I guess. -“Man, I wish I was you." -Well, hang in there.”

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #111 on: December 31, 2024, 09:52:07 PM »
As Bielema says, Happy New Year !!


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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #112 on: December 31, 2024, 10:42:09 PM »
Awesome game and feels really nice to have the more competent coaching staff in a big game. Massive credit to Bielema for not being like the last few coaches and knowing both how to get talent and what to do with it.

Arguably better we got this slot than Indiana's. Network game on New Years Eve and we looked like a big boy program versus a good SEC squad.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #113 on: December 31, 2024, 10:52:01 PM »
You know he is doing something right when some dumbass Trumper chick goes after him....

https://www.thetelegraph.com/sports/article/michele-tafoya-bret-bielema-illinois-football-20009413.php
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #114 on: January 01, 2025, 12:08:54 AM »
https://x.com/LinkJeffery/status/1874241483928461799

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DNA test revealed: Bret Bielema, not Frank, is Shane Beamer's daddy. #BowlSeason #CFB #Chezitbowl #SCvsILL


With a picture of Maury....
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #116 on: January 01, 2025, 08:16:20 AM »
Is that Effingham Dave?
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #117 on: January 01, 2025, 08:35:25 AM »
You know he is doing something right when some dumbass Trumper chick goes after him....

https://www.thetelegraph.com/sports/article/michele-tafoya-bret-bielema-illinois-football-20009413.php
Further proof that women shouldn't be commenting on football, especially when they don't know what it was all about.
She fell for the dumbass sideline reporter with the 'he taunted him, I saw it'. 😂😂

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #118 on: January 01, 2025, 08:38:42 AM »
Is that Effingham Dave?

Holy shit, it is! That’s the cross!
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #119 on: January 01, 2025, 08:50:36 AM »
Is that Effingham Dave?
I suppose you could look at his bio, bless his soul.