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Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!

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Miles Leonard

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #90 on: December 31, 2024, 05:25:41 PM »
The postgame handshake is gonna be interesting.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #91 on: December 31, 2024, 05:25:57 PM »
The postgame handshake is gonna be interesting.

Can’t wait…
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #92 on: December 31, 2024, 05:29:20 PM »
Hug it out

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #93 on: December 31, 2024, 05:31:03 PM »
Bielema outcoached and out trolled Beamer today
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #94 on: December 31, 2024, 05:32:41 PM »
Just a great year. I hoped for a bowl, any old bowl.
Still hiding behind innuendo and practicing the art of omission.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #95 on: December 31, 2024, 05:32:46 PM »



I had a feeling this was coming from you lol
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #96 on: December 31, 2024, 05:33:09 PM »
I’m so fucking so happy right now
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #97 on: December 31, 2024, 05:34:18 PM »
Congratulations to the coaches and kids for gutting one out vs a pretty good SEC team. 10 wins and it feels so fucking good.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #99 on: December 31, 2024, 05:37:37 PM »
THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME WOOOOOOO
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #100 on: December 31, 2024, 05:37:56 PM »
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #101 on: December 31, 2024, 05:40:02 PM »
I’m so fucking so happy right now

Great way to end 2024. Well, a blowj tonight would be nice too....
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #102 on: December 31, 2024, 05:46:37 PM »
10-3 and we're young.
We weren't supposed to have much of a chance. But we held the ball for 5 minutes more than them in the 2nd half for the win.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #103 on: December 31, 2024, 05:48:12 PM »
We were preseason picked to finish 17th in the big ten
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Suck it haters!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #104 on: December 31, 2024, 05:54:54 PM »
We were preseason picked to finish 17th in the big ten
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Suck it haters!

Just eeking out a 6-6 bowl would have been good enough for me. The thought of 10-3 never even crossed my mind before the year.
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