Fellows, this conspiracy nonsense is getting out of hand. Why would I, the Mr. Rogers of world health, possibly want to mislead and destroy you by creating two sides of an irrelevant argument? I mean it’s not like my fellow billionaire buddies and I sit around in the NWO headquarters under the Denver airport and think of things to distract and divide you so we can take over the world without you noticing. Why doesn’t every one just relax, get drunk alone in your home while binging on Netflix, collect your stimulus check, and get vaccinated with the totally safe but not really fully tested vaccine that is probably unnecessary for young, healthy people?