So please, take the jab. I’m totally not banned from India for doing some shady vaccine shit, that’s fake news not even worth researching any further. Besides, I wasn’t a ruthless businessman when I ran Microsoft. The Netscape people would vouch for me 100% as being an upstanding guy. So I’m 100% on the up and up with all of this health stuff that I’m suddenly the leading expert on and appointed by no one to lead.
Gary Kildall and others would probably say Microshaft has *NEVER* come up with anything good on its own. The company just used its OS monopoly status to stymie competition and progress for years. Payback is a b*tch, though. How's the Windows Phone thing going? How about Bing? And where's the closest open Microsoft Store? Are there any left? There are more open Sears locations...
Flight Simulator? Nope. The UofI's own Bruce Artwick.
Windows/GUI? Nope. Xerox PARC (not Apple)
.NET? Nope. Developed by Anders Hejlsberg while he was at Borland
Internet Explorer? Nope. The UofI's NCSA Mosaic.
xBox? Not even remotely close. Atari, Nintendo, PlayStation...
Halo? Nah. Bungie (later acquired by Microshaft)
Bing? Archie was around years before Bing. Even relative late-comer Google was around before Bing.
So after all these years, what is Microshaft best known for?
Bob?
Clippy?
The 640K barrier?
Blue screen of death?
Perhaps all the above.