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Billy Horschel is a twat

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Billy Horschel is a twat
« on: August 29, 2024, 12:42:48 PM »
That’s it. That’s the post.
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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2024, 12:51:43 PM »
Who the fuck is Billy Horschel?

Oh. Golfer. Was he mean to you on Twitter or something?
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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2024, 01:00:43 PM »
No, but nice leap you took there.
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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2024, 01:05:38 PM »
Fucker literally does the opposite of what I want him to do EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Don’t play Billy Horschel, he lights it up. Play Billy Horschel, he sucks balls (huge ones). To play DFS effectively you have to have “forgiveness in your heart.” Meaning when a guy burns you, you keep going back when it makes sense. I keep going back and he fucks me with astonishing consistency.

I played him in my main lineup a few weeks ago (against my gut) and the fucker withdrew at 1:00 on Thursday. That’s practically unheard of! lol if a guy withdraws you are fucked. You can’t swap anyone out once the first guy has teed off.

I played him in my main two lineups today and so far he’s in last place. He did just make a birdie though, so maybe he’ll turn it around. He’s my primary nemesis is DFS golf.
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2024, 01:07:13 PM »
Dude was finding new inventive ways to hose me with the WD. Everyone was shocked he withdrew that late.
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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2024, 01:17:14 PM »
There are only 30 players in the field. He’s tied for worst score going. He’s in 2nd to last because it’s the Tour Championship and they have a weird system that assigns certain guys a score before they tee off. It’s weird, but largely makes sense.

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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2024, 01:22:20 PM »
Damn, Wyndham Clark doing his best to match Horschel. I’m not worried about Wyndham, though. That dude will almost certainly make some birdies.
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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2024, 01:24:08 PM »
The 1st hole is kicking ass and taking names. Lots of bogeys and double bogeys. Scheffler starts with a double and his two shot lead is gone after one hole.
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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2024, 01:28:31 PM »
Jesus, Adam Scott at it again. Thought the fairy dust on his old ass would wane.
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2024, 01:31:41 PM »
Took out Shane Lowry to go to Horschel early this morning. SMH I know better than to change that late. Lowry is -1 and bogey free on a course where almost everyone is making bogeys.
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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2024, 01:33:59 PM »
Oh, he fucked you in gambling. Well, I guess that should have been my first guess.
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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2024, 01:42:23 PM »
Well, he hurt me in the feels wasn’t a bad one.
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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2024, 01:42:52 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 29, 2024, 01:33:59 PM
Oh, he fucked you in gambling. Well, I guess that should have been my first guess.

Repeatedly!
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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2024, 01:45:12 PM »
Wyndham knocks one to 3 feet for an eagle! Dude has serious horsepower. He’s today’s Phil Mickelson. He could shoot -5 with two doubles.
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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2024, 01:46:09 PM »
He and Rory. But Rory has largely sucked (by his standards) the last two months or so.
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