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Billy Horschel is a twat

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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2024, 03:10:52 PM »
I’m sure I posted about it then, but at The Memorial had I played the right Canadian Adam at $6300 (imaginary player salary) I’d have won $117,000. I played Schenk instead of Hadwin and I think I broke even or won slightly.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2024, 03:12:12 PM »
Schenk was the last guy in my lineup, at that point I was probably a one in four or five chance of picking the right guy.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2024, 03:12:57 PM »
They even have .25 and .50 cent lineups if you want to dabble.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2024, 03:15:26 PM »
The rest of the year isn’t the best time to start though, after this week they take a short two week break and slapdick season begins. Golf is weird. The season ends this week, but the new one starts a couple weeks later. Most of the big boys take the rest of the year off, though.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2024, 03:24:10 PM »
As I said, Wyndham is not a concern! He’s moved up like 20 spots since his double bogey. He’s all the way up to 2nd.

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2024, 03:33:23 PM »
Morikawa with a hot back 9 tied for 2nd.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2024, 03:37:45 PM »
Horschel puts up the worst round of the day. Lol. Jesus what a dick. EVERY. TIME.

Rory spinning his wheels, too. He’s semi-broken right now. Spent the last 30 years being a Fred Couples, Phil Mickelson, Rory fan. Not the easiest PGA Tour follows. A few great highs, a lot of really low lows.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2024, 03:39:55 PM »
The week Horschel withdrew I played him largely because (well he was in excellent form) but I was adamant about breaking the curse. Lol blew up in my face spectacularly.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2024, 03:42:34 PM »
Morikawa has made 6 straight birdies. 
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2024, 03:46:24 PM »
A current snapshot of my lineups. Horschel holding me back bigly. I have him in 45% of my lineups (why would I do that to myself lol). The only golfer I have more invested in is Clark.

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #40 on: August 29, 2024, 03:47:13 PM »
Scheffler getting warm with back to back birdies.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #41 on: August 29, 2024, 03:51:31 PM »
Horschel is literally the only asshole over par today. Lol
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #42 on: August 29, 2024, 10:10:05 PM »
This is probably my main $25 showdown lineup for Friday. Since it’s a small field, ownership is pretty heavy on most players so I left a considerable amount of “money on the table” ($1,500) in order to try to differentiate my lineup. Most people like to use all of their salary. Would prefer to leave closer to $800 or so, but I’m pretty happy with this lineup. “It’s not who you play, it’s how you play them.” I seriously considered putting Billy Horschel back in the lineup lol. His “bounceback” after a bad round is usually solid. This is a 50k to first contest.

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #43 on: August 29, 2024, 10:13:11 PM »
You get 50k in salary cap, to use however you want. Typically If you play Scottie or Xander (especially Scottie) you’re picking a lot of scrubs.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Billy Horschel is a twat
« Reply #44 on: August 30, 2024, 10:38:32 AM »
Horschel bogeys the 1st hole. Lol what an asshole
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.